Chapter 218, how to coax girls?
Sima Lie has been a little confused recently, since the last time he gave the jade pei given by Eniang to Ye Juan, looking at Ye Juan's calm face, he is very strange that usually women receive such gifts, shouldn't they be ecstatic?
Sima Lie frowned and thought, a woman's heart is needle, this is true!
All the subordinates below changed their cheek support posture with Sima Lie's left and right hands, and they also tilted their heads and followed by crooked necks. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
At the end, someone coughed a few times and asked, "Your Highness, what are you?"
Only then did Sima Lie suddenly realize that he was discussing with his subordinates about the transfer of military personnel in the coming year. Why is it so good to get distracted?
Sima Lie put his hand to his lips and coughed lightly a few times to hide his embarrassment. I thought of Sima Yan's previous words: I have never liked girls, and I have never been married, you ask me how to please girls, how do I know?
Sima Lie suddenly realized, Sima Yan has no experience, and his subordinates are all family people?
I thought about it again, would I invite the ridicule of my subordinates if I asked like this? I felt that the situation was urgent now, and I didn't feel at ease if I didn't ask for a solution, because I was smart and beautiful, and it was difficult for me to keep my heart in mind...
"Well, I'm sorry. Distracted. Sima Lie's apology was even more embarrassing.
It didn't hurt for everyone to laugh dryly.
Sima Lie gritted his teeth and asked as if he had made up his mind: "Needless to say, you are sitting on the battlefield again, each of you is extremely brave. I just wonder if you're also quite experienced in coaxing girls?"
Before he finished speaking, Sima Lie's old face turned red, and everyone below first looked at each other, and then laughed.
It turns out that His Royal Highness is trapped by love!
Sima Lie has been in the barracks, has never married a wife and concubines, and there were rumors in the barracks earlier that Sima Lie is a good man and is not interested in women. That's why I never got married.
Now that I have returned to Beijing, it is normal for me to be at a loss when I come into contact with the girl I like.
"It's rare that His Royal Highness is also full of spring, and his subordinates should do their best to help. The people in the barracks spoke directly and proudly.
"I wonder which girl is so lucky to be matched by our Highness?" someone asked curiously.
Sima Lie thought that he was majestic in the army, but he was afraid that he would not have it in the future. He replied with some hesitation: "The fourth young lady of the Ye Mansion knows the consultant. Don't grind, give me an idea if you have an idea, and shut up if you don't. ”
"My mother-in-law, I won't open the ......house for three days," a bearded man replied.
Someone disagreed: "Women are used to hurt." Where can force solve the problem. ”
Everyone exchanged indescribable glances with each other, and laughed.
Sima Lie looked at the group of coarse people who were not afraid to make jokes, covered his forehead with one hand, and said bitterly, he was kicked in the head by a donkey, otherwise how could he think of asking them?
"Okay, it's useless to ask you, you all go down. I'll be still. Sima Lie waved his hand.
The crowd fell silent, and finally someone came up with something feasible. Said: "Every time my mother-in-law sulks, I buy her some gifts, hairpins, clothes, rouge gouache... Wait until the evening to warm up, it will be fine, and the husband and wife will fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. ”
Sima Lie's eyes moved, this first half of the opinion can still be adopted, don't girls like to be cared for? As for Wen Cun, after getting married, naturally, hehe......
Sima Lie is also a resolute character, and when he asked for an idea, he blasted everyone out, pulled Sima Yan to go shopping, and picked out some gifts for Ye Juan.
Ho Ji Bu Zhuang.
"Guest officer, please inside..." Xiao Er enthusiastically welcomed the two gods of wealth in front of him with extraordinary temperament and good clothes to the store.
The shopkeeper saw the owner of the money and came out to receive him in person: "I wonder if the two sons are ordering clothes for themselves or giving them away?"
"Give it away. "Sima Lie cherishes words like gold.
"Bring me the fabrics and clothes you are in vogue at this time, and I'll take a look..."Sima Yan commanded coldly.
The shopkeeper glanced at Xiao Er, and after a while, Xiao Er brought out a pile of colorful fabrics and clothes.
"Two sons, this is the best clothes in the store, look at it...", the shopkeeper said respectfully.
Sima Lie didn't even look at it and said, "Give me one of each." ”
Sima Yan rolled his eyes and thought, sure enough, the IQ of people in love is zero, and he has to worry about being a younger brother for such a thing.
"Fifth brother, do you know what size of clothes Sister Juan wears? Do you know what kind of colors Sister Juan likes? Please use dim sum for gifts..."Sima Yan asked rhetorically.
was reminded by Sima Yanyi, Sima Lie also suddenly realized that he didn't know anything, if the gift was sent badly, wouldn't he do something bad with good intentions?
"Then the ninth brother, what do you say you should send? Are you closer to Wan'er in Su Ri?" Sima Lie squatted down, looked at Sima Yan with a flattering and serious face, and asked.
The old god Sima Yan nodded presence, and asked under the shamelessness of enjoying Sima Lie, "Sister Juan has always been noble, how can such a mundane thing enter her eyes?"
Seeing that Sima Yan had some truth in his analysis, Sima Lie seemed to have grasped the savior and asked, "What good opinion does the ninth brother have?"
Sima Yan said: "Do you have opinions? there are always opinions, I don't know how the fifth brother plans to repay my younger brother and me?"
Sima Lie raised his hand and patted Sima Yan's head, and said in a deep voice: "You also opened a dyeing workshop to give you three colors, didn't you?"
Sima Yan covered his head in pain and replied: "As the saying goes, you have to give gifts according to your liking..."
Sima Lie was woken up like a dream, and walked to the antique shop in the city, Mobao Zhai.
Sima Yan secretly said that he is really a guy who forgets his brother. Seeing that Sima Lie was about to disappear into the sea of people, he hurriedly pushed the wheelchair and followed.
The two big men walked around the city for an afternoon, and finally picked out an old-style chess book, an authentic handwriting of the predecessors, and a phoenix tail guqin named Acacia.
"Oops... Exhausted. This cute is still tired from fighting... I really don't know where the girl's enthusiasm for shopping comes from?" Sima Lie complained after returning to the Dao Mansion.
He asked again, "Huh, ninth brother, did you say that I had someone send this gift to the Ye Mansion, or did I personally send it to the Ye Mansion?"
Sima Yan sneered: "Aren't some people using people in front of everyone and behind everyone, with two corners of their mouths?"
Sima Lie said with a smile: "My good brother, the fifth brother's lifelong happiness is in your hands, and you can't bear to see death without saving it?"
Sima Yan raised his chin and said with satisfaction: "This attitude is almost the same..."
Sima Yan sighed and said helplessly, in the end, he had to go out by himself.
"I'll go to see Sister Juan early tomorrow morning, you follow me, won't it be a matter of course to give gifts when the time comes?"
"Huh?"
Sima Yan was speechless, and said with a look of unteachable disappointment: "Wouldn't you say that the gift was to thank her for taking care of me? ”
Sima Lie slapped his palm on Sima Yan's shoulder and shouted!
I didn't see Sima Yan grinning in pain at all!