Chapter 29 [Boiling soup on a different fire, stewed bones in Tianding]
Xiao Han did not go home, but drove to his and the fat man's stronghold. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info originally thought that there should be no one at such a late hour, but I didn't expect the fat man to be in it.
"Fatty, what are you doing?" Xiao Han stopped the car and looked at the sweaty fat man.
"I'll build a wall, our stronghold can't even have a wall!" the fat man smiled.
Xiao Han looked at the fat man, he had been together for so long, how could Xiao Han not know his thoughts: "Build a wall?" This excuse is really stupid. Is there another quarrel at home?"
The fat man's parents often quarreled, and when he was a child, whenever his parents quarreled, the fat man ran out of the house to find Xiao Han. Later, as he got older and older, Xiao Han became busier and busier, and the fat man rarely bothered Xiao Han, and often wandered around alone outside.
The fat man's smile instantly turned cold, "Yes, you can see it." ”
Xiao Han patted the fat man in the past: "Look at the fat man, everything will always get better." ”
"It's not going to be good, I know my dad's temperament, with him, it's never going to be good. The fat man bowed his head and sat down on the stone alone.
Xiao Han didn't know how to comfort the fat man, so he sat down with the fat man.
The world, suddenly quiet. Only the sound of a thin insect chirping sounded slowly in some unknown corner.
For a long time, it was the fat man who took the lead in breaking the silence.
"What the hell, big fart, what bothering Lao Tzu?" the fat man stood up, shook his head, and looked at Xiao Han.
"By the way, Xiao Han, what are you doing here so late?"
"Of course I came to see you, I'm afraid you'll cover the wall crookedly by yourself?" Xiao Han laughed.
"Dead Hanzi, be serious. ”
Xiao Han stopped laughing anymore and began to get down to business: "Fatty, I'll let you see something good." Be happy, you're always too pessimistic. ”
Xiao Han slapped the fat man on the shoulder, and then asked the big monster to give him the ring.
In the long-abandoned house, the fat man stood by the door holding his breath, looking at Xiao Han intently.
The ghost brought back by the dead Hanzi knows what it is, the pig almost anus him last time, this time the fat man learned a lesson, and immediately opened the door and ran away as soon as something happened.
"Look at your little guts? This time this one is going to go crazy, do you think you can run? A bone spirit cold fire will burn you into nothingness. Xiao Han laughed at the fat man.
"Bastard, then how dare you?" was tricked by Xiao Han again, and the fat man was already ready to run.
At this time, Xiao Han hurriedly threw the ring on the ground, and the stun effect of the big monster was estimated to have disappeared at this time.
Yaochen, you should be awake.
"Come out, Yao Chen, Medicine Venerable, I know you're in the ring. ”
As soon as the words fell, a burst of light flashed in the pitch-black ring, and a faint flame began to slowly take shape.
"You want to kill me? I advise you not to do it! Kill me, and no one will take you back. ”
"With the ability of the Medicine Venerable, I believe you have already felt it. Here, there is another world, a world that is completely different from the Douqi Continent. ”
"If you want to go back, you just have to rely on me. I know that you still have unavenged grievances in the Douqi Continent, and your wishes have not been fulfilled. So you'd better not kill me, only I can take you back to the Douqi Continent!"
Sure enough, after a brief silence, the ring fell completely silent, and a white light and shadow emerged.
It seems that Yaochen has seen the situation clearly, Xiao Han smiled slightly, he likes to deal with smart people.
"Tell me, what do you want to do when you robbed me?"
"Don't do anything, I'm just a little busy and need your help. ”
"I heard that the Medicine Venerable has a strange fire, and there is even a Burning Duel that advances by devouring the strange fire, and there is also the Medicine Ding Black Demon Ding, which ranks eighth on the Tianding List. Xiao Han said calmly.
"How do you know?" Yaochen was suddenly shocked and vigilant, these were his biggest secrets, but the young man in front of him was unexpectedly clear.
"You don't have to worry about this, you just know that if you help me, I will send you back. ”
"How can I help?"
"Give me the strange fire, and the incineration that controls the strange fire, and the black magic ding. I've got some pork bones to make soup, and I'm quite large, so I can use your pod. And I guess that ordinary flames can't make bone broth well, so I just use a different fire to cook it. ”
Since the pork bones couldn't be cut, Xiao Han simply didn't cut them, and cooked them whole.
Convenient!
Yaochen suddenly smiled, his eyes were full of coldness: "Friend is really a lion's mouth, these are the fundamentals of my walking on the mainland, if it is given to you, even if I return to the mainland, without these, what is the use?"
Xiao Han remained indifferent: "I don't care!"
"Venerable Medicine is a smart man, I'm sure you'll have a way to do both. I'll give you three days to think about it, and after three days, I hope that Venerable Medicine will come up with a method that is acceptable to both of us. ”
"In the meantime, I advise you not to think about it. I know the details of you, and if you anger me, I don't mind destroying the ring so that your soul has no place to rely on, and eventually you will be destroyed. ”
"Or, to put it more simply, I can call the people from the Soul Hall and ask them to take you directly. ”
Hearing the word Soul Palace, Xiao Han saw it, and the white light and shadow suddenly trembled violently: "Soul Palace, you actually know the Soul Palace?"
Yao Lao's mood couldn't calm down for a long time. The Soul Hall specializes in accepting souls, especially high-grade alchemists like him.
"I know a lot. ”
"And you don't know anything about me!"
Xiao Han picked up the ring, and Shi Shiran walked out. Only the fat man was left sluggish in the room.
"Gone, fatty. I'll take you to eat pork!"
Xiao Han shouted a few words into the room, but the fat man still didn't move. It seems that the shock is not light.
Buzz!
Heavy trucks roared. The fat man sat in the co-pilot, his eyes glazed over, and his expression could not be calm for a long time.
"Dead Hanzi, you are so fat, and the medicine dust has been captured by you. ?”
"Haha, what is this, in the future, I will get the pyramids of Egypt, and then light the fire on the top of the tower to build the world's tallest torch!"
"Aren't you afraid that the medicine dust will burn you to death?" the fat man was obviously still more worried about life and death.
"As long as I'm valuable, he won't dare to do anything to me. And I guess Yaochen thinks the same way, if he gives me everything I want just now, he will have no value to me, and I can only be slaughtered at that time. ”
"Is it, Medicine Venerable?" Xiao Handong could see these things very clearly.
The ring flashed, but he didn't speak, but Yao Lao was obviously calmed by the thoughtfulness of the young man in front of him.
"But Yao Lao, you don't have to worry, they are all friends, friends, I Xiao Han disdains to do the matter of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge. Xiao Han laughed a few times.
The laughter reached the car window and dissipated in the wind.
Xiao Han soon arrived home, and as soon as he got out of the car, his mother immediately ran over with a newspaper.
"Stinky boy, there is no one today, do you know how many people come to order your food?"
"Mr. Li has been here three times, from morning to evening, and he just left? Hurry up, you go and call him back." "Mom is very anxious.
"Mr. Li, which Mr. Li?" Xiao Han thought for a long time, but he didn't expect that he knew a Mr. Li.
"Oh, it's the hero who was the first to drink your noodles and helped our family beat Huang Qing's bastard that day. ”
"You said that stupid big guy!" Xiao Han suddenly laughed, "When did this stupid big guy become Mr. Li." Mom is really funny. ”
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, his mother slapped Xiao Han angrily: "Stinky boy, you can't call Mr. Li like this in the future." He's a big man in our North City now. ”
"Big shot? I remember he was a martial arts sandbag, and he became a big man after a few days of not seeing him?"
"Don't believe it, this person has never met before. This will turn into a dragon without encountering a spring breeze. Mom took out today's newspaper, "Look at this headline, Beicheng Boxing Champion, Bruce Lee is alive, China's Tyson!"
"This stupid big man, swept the Beicheng boxing world in a few days, won 56 games in a row, and the entire boxing world was stunned to be the king. As for the owner of the martial arts hall near our house, wasn't he an old embarrassment in the past, but now he is so scared that the whole family has moved, and he doesn't know where to move, for fear that Mr. Li will come to seek revenge......"
Xiao Han didn't listen to his mother's words, just looked at the newspaper and couldn't help but sigh a few words of admiration.
"This stupid big guy can do it, if you don't fly for three days, you guess you're constipated!"
"Don't suffocate your kidneys. ”
The spiritual power of the spirit pork will be excreted from the body with Xiang, this stupid big man is so fierce, the specified spiritual power is not leaked, it must be constipation.