281 (short story) Fish in the deep sea (I)

For dead fish, I want to write a lot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, he is one of the people I am most familiar with in Journey to the West, although he has not bowed, but in my heart I have always recognized him as my eldest brother.

He is also one of the few people he has ever met during his journey to the west. That trip to Beijing, the time I saw a dead fish with Shuishui, left a very deep impression on my life.

But when it comes to dead fish, that's not all I have the impression of. I think if it were him, it would not be an exaggeration to write three chapters and five chapters.

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First, the first encounter

The first time I saw Dead Fish was when I first joined the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace Gang. At that time, I was just a kid who hadn't turned a dozen levels, but when I joined the gang, Dead Fish was the first to welcome me.

Fish in the Deep Sea: "Welcome Welcome Warm Welcome #86 (Laughs)"

One of the owners of Peach Blossom Island: "Thank you, thank you, fish in the deep sea, what should I call you, just call you fish?"

Ecstatic: "Don't let him shout fish, if he wants to shout, shout dead fish #86"

Fish in the deep sea: "Little Peach Blossom don't listen to him, he likes to be a pig's head, and he usually owes people to be scolded, haha!"

Ecstatic: "It's you who owe the scolding, you dead fish, you see you drink so much wine in a day, people say that they don't let you drink and don't let you drink every day, but you don't listen at all." Dead Fish, if you want to bring our Qingqiu home, you can't drink so much wine all the time. ”

Fish in the deep sea: "But there is no way, I am a natural lover of wine, besides, as a Northeasterner, if you don't drink, you will be laughed at!"

Ecstatic: "But what you're going to marry is a southern girl, southern girls don't like men who drink, unlike your Northeast girls." If you want to be the son-in-law of our Guizhou people, you have to follow the practice of our Guizhou people, hahahaha!"

Duckweed disappeared: "That's it, I'm going to prove to you as a Guizhou woman that Guizhou women don't like men who drink." Dead fish, you're fine with everything, but it's not good at drinking, you know?"

The duckweed disappeared, causing a burst of laughter in the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace gang. The dead fish was smiling awkwardly there, like a child who had done something wrong, waiting there for the adults to criticize. However, ecstatic they are funny people, not like the dead fish, and when the dead fish found out that he was cheated by the ecstatic them, he blew his beard and glared: "Ecstasy, and duckweed, you can really laugh at me in front of Qingqiu." ”

I was wondering, who are the dead fish they are talking about Qingqiu? Suddenly a person came out to speak, and when I saw it, her name was Lengnuan Qingqiu!

Leng Nuan Qingqiu: "A few of you, don't speak ill of dead fish anymore." As he just said, people in the Northeast will be laughed at if they don't drink. Actually, I've never restricted the dead fish from drinking, and if you're ecstatic, don't always lie about me. ”

As a result, this was obviously a welcome ceremony for me to join the gang, but it became like a dead fish in this gang. It seems that Dead Fish is the one who serves as the living treasure in the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace gang. He is really cute, although he is not one of the founders of the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace, nor is he a Guizhou person who is the core figure of the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace, but he fell in love with a Guizhou person and became an important part of the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace.

It turns out that gangs can also be like this, I originally thought that gangs must be like what was staged on TV, everything is done properly, and those leading brothers, as well as those gang leaders and protectors, will definitely be in a cottage, as majestic as an emperor. But in fact, the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace I saw was a very happy and very funny gang. When I thoroughly understood the funny nature of this gang, I began to like this gang slowly.

This kind of liking is actually caused by dead fish to a large extent. Because the comic of the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace is largely because of the dead fish. Of course, ecstasy is also one of them, and ecstatic teasing is very obviously reflected in the thing of teasing dead fish. Dead Fish and Ecstasy, the two number one teases of the Hundred Flower Fairy Palace, have since become very good friends of mine. This very valuable camaraderie began with this welcoming ceremony.

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Second, with the sky.

The so-called belt sky is a leveling term in Journey to the West. To put it bluntly, it's actually about making the sky.

Doing the sky is the heavenly court task, I also said before, the heavenly court task is suitable for people from level 70 to 100, and after I pass the eight titles in my 70s, I can do the heavens. At that time, I was a lonely and helpless little fairy, and I shouted next to Li Jing for a long time to join the team, but no one paid attention to me. I had to form my own team, but whenever I got someone to add to the team, I was always not as quick as the other teams, and all of a sudden the players were robbed by them.

As a result, I stayed by Li Jing's side for half an hour, and no one joined my team for half a day. Although I am an immortal, the importance of immortals is not as high as usual leveling when doing the heavenly task. The most important thing is the level, and the number of rebirths. In any case, people in their 90s are always more popular than people in their 70s, and people who turn in one or two turns are always more popular than those who don't. Because the stronger the strength, the faster the speed of doing the sky, of course, I learned this reality, and I almost cried angrily behind the computer screen.

"Little Peach Blossom, what's wrong with you?

I looked up and saw that the person who spoke was a dead fish. His level has reached more than one hundred levels, and it is obvious that he no longer needs to level up by doing heaven. But he still joined my team, and then he smiled and said: "Little Peach, after I join the team, you can shout like this: Be a team of heavenly speeds, skilled captains, there are more than a hundred strong magic immortals in the team, and the speed is 3=2." ”

Sure enough, after I shouted like this, the people next to me who were doing heaven saw that there was a figure in my team with more than a hundred turns, and he was also the most powerful strong law immortal, so they joined my team one after another. Dead Fish laughed: "Little Peach Blossom, you see I helped you fill up the team." So, I can go now, there are four people in the team now, you can just add one more and go!"

It turns out that the dead fish is also selling cuteness, and he just uses himself as a disguise! Of course, he also made the people who came to join the team not good, but after all, we have formed a team, and they are too lazy to retreat. This is how my first day began.