[128] With it, my wife went to be a thief
He opened his eyes in a daze, looked around, and then closed them again. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Hey, didn't I accompany the host and their family to drink in the mortal world, why am I in the heavenly realm now, it's really strange, am I drunk, and then dreaming, dreaming that I came back to the heavenly realm?
The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai, who opened his eyes, and then closed his eyes again, and kicked him lightly in the ass, and then said angrily; "Don't make a fuss about it, everyone has seen you wake up, get up, don't lie on the ground and be embarrassed."
Getting up from the ground, Tai Bai Xing straightened his hair and beard, put down his sleeves and trouser legs by the way, and then said suddenly; "Ahem, ahem..... I hope you don't get surprised when you drink for official business. ”
The immortals didn't care much about his drinking, and what the immortals were concerned about now was whether Li Xiaowu was willing to be their host again.
After experiencing hundreds of failed hosts, the gods finally understood that Li Xiaoxiao's host was rare.
Seeing that everyone was staring at him intently, Tai Bai Xing touched his long beard and said with embarrassment;
"Why are you looking at me like this, is it because I did something very embarrassing after I got drunk??"
"No, no..... It's not a shame that you're drunk, you just gave us a damn concert. The immortals looked at the Tai Bai Xing, shook their heads in unison and smiled bitterly.
Tai Bai Xing looked at the gods, very puzzled; "Damn concert, what concert, did I sing to you after I got drunk?
The song of the good guy mortal world is exciting, and I can't help but want to jump two steps when I hear it, but my identity is here, and I am embarrassed to dance. ”
Think about the time when Tai Bai Xing came up, holding a beer bottle in one hand and a big chicken leg in the other, and a singing artifact pinned to his waist.
Swinging and swaying, shouting oh tired...... Ulara...... At the same time, all the immortals, including the Jade Emperor, shuddered in unison.
Don't go over these little things, the Jade Emperor looked at Tai Bai Xing, and said with anticipation on his face; "Taibai, the widow explained your affairs, how did you do, did Li Xiaowu promise to be our host again?"
Blinking his eyes, Tai Bai Xing looked at it, the Jade Emperor and the gods, with expectant eyes on their faces, and said in an instant with embarrassment;
"That one I was drinking and eating just now, and I forgot to get down to business, so you can go down and ask him now, and see if he is willing to be our host again."
Tai Bai Xing touched his sleeve, preparing the system to find out, it's okay not to touch this touch, Tai Bai Xing instantly felt that his heart was broken.
The treasures he had hidden in his sleeves all these years were all gone, and not a single little thing was left.
Pulling up his sleeves, Tai Bai Xing looked at the gods and said angrily; "Did you just take advantage of my drunkenness to touch everything on my body, tell me honestly, who took my things."
The Jade Emperor didn't bother to explain, and directly used mana to conjure up, what Tai Bai Xing looked like when he was drunk in the mortal world.
After seeing his appearance after drinking, Tai Bai Xing covered his face, and suddenly felt that he would never have the face to come out to meet people in the future.
"I'll settle the host's affairs, I'll go back to my immortal mansion first, and the Jade Emperor will leave." Tai Bai Xing walked out of the Lingxiao Hall while covering his face, and said without looking back.
Looking at the distant Tai Bai Xing, the Jade Emperor waved his hand; "Tai Bai Xing is on business this time, so everyone is not allowed to take this matter, do you hear about it?"
As soon as Tai Bai Xing returned, his immortal mansion immediately opened the system connection and contacted Li Xiaowu in the mortal world.
There are six oil fields in southern Iraq, all of which are remnants of the previous war, and the oil fields in the south are much worse than those in the west and north.
The six oilfields are No. 4 oilfield, No. 5 oilfield, No. 7 oilfield, No. 8 oilfield, No. 9 oilfield, and No. 11 oilfield.
Among the six oil fields, the No. 4 and No. 5 oil fields are almost at the end of the mining stage.
Now there are four oil fields that can be stolen, but Li Xiaowu only has three teleporters, so he must give up one of the four oil fields.
Among the four oil fields, the No. 8 oil field has the lowest production, so Li Xiaoguo gave up the No. 8 oil field first.
Li Xiaowu drove his broken jeep, carrying Huang Tingting, and slowly appeared on the small slope not far from the No. 7 oil field.
Looking at the oil field not far away, Li Xiaowu said with a smile; "Do you want my wife, come with me to steal something, it's exciting and fun."
Looking at the oil field not far away, Huang Tingting remembered the name of Li Xiaowu's thief who stole oil, and immediately covered her mouth and nodded, holding back a smile and said; "Okay, dear oil thief, Mrs. Ben will accompany you on a trip, remember to protect me."
Li Xiaowu opened the perspective eye and checked the situation inside the oil field, and then he found a very interesting thing, this interesting thing is that Ending of the southern oil field was patrolling the oil field at this time.
Retracting the perspective eye, Li Xiaowu looked at Huang Tingting, and then said with a smile; "Wife, you wait for me here, I'll go in and change my clothes, and wait for you to steal things in the open, hehe..."
"Play with my phone, you go and come back quickly, there is wind and sand everywhere, and it is not very good for the skin." Huang Tingting stretched out her hand and took out her mobile phone from Li Xiaoxiao's body, and said indifferently.
nodded, and after kissing Huang Tingting on the face, Li Xiaowu changed into the dress of an oilfield worker and swaggered towards the oilfield.
looked at Li Xiaowu who was far away, Huang Tingting pouted; "If it were in the Xia Dynasty, with his walking posture, he would be beaten at least eight times a day.
However, in the Xia Dynasty, it seems that no one can beat him except the king, hey, I really want to see him beaten up. ”
Li Xiaowu walked and walked, and suddenly his nose itched, and then he hit him hard.
Rubbing his nose, Li Xiaowu looked back at Huang Tingting, and then said with a smug face; "My wife is really, I missed me as soon as I left, hey, it's all because I'm too perfect."
took out a bag of snacks, Li Xiaowu bought all the way over, bought all the safety officers, and then he smoothly mixed into the oil field.
After entering the oil field, Li Xiaowu smiled and walked towards Ending's office, and after entering Ending's office, Li Xiaowu knocked Ending unconscious with a smile again.
Li Xiaowu got Ending into the space and tied him to the woods a hundred kilometers away from the palace.
felt that it was not safe to tie him under the tree, so Li Xiaowu hung him on a twenty-meter-high tree.
After dealing with Ending, Li Xiaowu changed into Ending's clothes, and by the way, he also disguised himself as Ending, and then walked out of the office, drove Ending's car and smiled, and came to Huang Tingting.
Li Xiaowu walked in front of Huang Tingting and said with a smile; "Wife, look at my Yankee look, praise it or not, hehe...... Do you want to have a strange hehe? ”
Bang Bang ...... slapped Li Xiaowu twice, Huang Tingting said with a smile; "From the way you walked out just now, the way you dragged me, I wanted to hit you.
Now you bump into yourself and find a beating, if you don't beat you, I feel sorry for myself, hehe... It feels so good to hit you. ”
Put away the broken jeep, Li Xiaowu drove Ending's off-road vehicle, swaggering towards the inside of the oil field, and after arriving inside, Li Xiaowei took Huang Tingting and swaggered and threw the teleporter into the oil vein. (To be continued.) )