"It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Shan, don't worry!" I looked at the young man who was churning on the roof, and said with a slight smile, "This is something called cultivating immortals, at most, it will be noisy, nothing big will happen!" ”

"Isn't that a big deal? My son is about to jump off the building! Uncle Shan just had no place to spread the evil spirit in his belly, raised his eyes and swept me, probably to see that my beard had not grown, and a hairy young man who was younger than his son sighed heavily, "This is the Mr. Yin and Yang you found?" The hair hasn't grown all, he'll look at a fart! Second brother, do you know how many Mr. Yin and Yang I invited to go home to see Dajiang, they all vomited blood, and one by one they didn't even dare to fight with the beasts on their upper bodies! ”

"What are you talking about, brother!" Uncle Shan couldn't hold back his face, and looked at me embarrassedly and said, "Hu Yiqing is an orthodox ghost descendant, and the affairs of my family are handled by him for me, and he has real skills!" ”

Uncle Shan raised his eyes to look at me again, and said with a long sigh, "Whatever, whatever, otherwise what else can I do, anyway, I really can't help it!" ”

It's not the first time I've been looked down upon, I'm used to it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In our industry, the older we get, the more popular we are, we all think that when we get old, the Tao will naturally be very high, and the hairy guy has not grown a full beard, who knows how long he has learned the Tao, and he dares to come to exorcise evil spirits and pretend to be experts!

I looked at the guy on the roof, who was making a fuss on the roof, because I didn't have any qi on me, and I couldn't sense my presence when I looked for his things, so I didn't make a fuss or how to make a fuss!

"Ouch, ouch, it's not good! Come and see! ”

I don't know who shouted, everyone's heads gathered, stared blankly at the roof of the building, and discussed, "Is this going to jump off the building?" Hurry up and stop it, if you jump off such a tall building, you will have to be crippled if you don't die! ”

"It's not like jumping off a building! But it's okay, just jump once or twice a day! The third child who was bitten was probably used to seeing it, so he said disapprerovitically, "My brother Jiang's kung fu is awesome, he jumped off the third floor without blinking his eyes!" Jumping off is nothing at all! ”

"Can't you?" Someone was surprised and pointed at the one upstairs.

"Look, look, I'm going to jump, I'm going to jump!"

The man on the roof of the building, standing on the edge of the eaves at this time, his legs bent slightly, his hands drooped on his chest, and he stretched out his head to look left and right, with a casual look, as if jumping off the building was as simple as jumping one step of steps!

He looked down, and a dissatisfied expression appeared on his face, as if he didn't think it was lively enough, and suddenly stretched his neck and howled loudly!

"Squeak...... Uh-huh-hmm......"

The voice was extremely high-pitched, like a sharp cat's paw, which directly scratched people's hearts, making people feel uncomfortable and want to go crazy!

The sound seemed to travel far and wide, and every minute the whole village was heard, and I heard several houses coming over one after another to see the excitement.

"Alas, it's time to jump off the building again, go and take a look!"

"Jumping like this every day, such a tall building, I am about to scare out my heart attack, and people look like no one!"

"No! I don't know what Da Jiang has offended, he makes such trouble every day, making people not like people and ghosts, what a good young man is like a madman, it's really pitiful! ”

Within a few minutes, the courtyard was full of people, and people consciously gave up a piece of open space in front of them, for a circle with a diameter of less than two meters, and then looked up with their heads up, waiting for him to jump down!

"Xiaohu, this ...... What do you think? Uncle Shan pushed me, looking anxious.

"Uncle Shan, it's okay, tell him to jump!" I already had a plan in my heart, and whispered in Uncle Shan's ear, "That thing is just tossing him, and it won't really kill him!" It won't hurt him, don't worry! Besides, he's up there, I'm here to get that thing away, how dangerous it is for that big river to fall off the top of it as soon as he is weak! Let's wait for him to come down, and I'll clean him up!" ”

The people in the courtyard couldn't squeeze any longer, and the people who watched the excitement were all waiting for Dajiang's "acrobatic performance" on the roof, and then his face showed a satisfied smile, and he slyly blinked at the crowd below, and suddenly kicked his legs up, bent down, and fell down from the eaves with his head down!

"Wow......"

"Jumped!"

"I'm not afraid to plant ...... death"

Da Jiang slammed his head to the ground in a shout, and when his head was less than a foot away from the ground, everyone had a string in their hearts, and pinched a cold sweat for him, but he flexibly flipped his body in mid-air, and his feet fell to the ground!

Moreover, he landed right in the center of the little circle that people had gathered around! After he stood still, his face twisted from side to side, and in the exclamation of everyone, a smug smile appeared on his face, as if he enjoyed the look of being noticed and amazed!

At this time, I don't know who got up, and applauded, and for a while, all the neighbors in the yard who came to see the excitement couldn't help but applaud, which was even more lively than the women's conference!

"Stop clapping! Let's go! See what a lively! What's there to see! Let me go! Uncle Shan's angry face turned white, pushed away the crowd and stood beside his son, and began to drive them away, "People are making evil sex in their homes, what are you making a fuss about!" Come and see every day, come and see every day! Think I'm a circus here! Let's go! ”

As soon as Uncle Shan rushed, the people who came to see the excitement were embarrassed to disperse.

Da Jiang, who was enjoying the applause all over his face, probably because Uncle Shan ruined the atmosphere, the smug expression on his face instantly turned cold, the corners of his eyes and mouth drooped suddenly, his whole face became hideous, and there was a vicious look in his eyes, he suddenly stretched out his hands and choked Uncle Shan's neck violently!

"...... Uproar"

The things on Oe were furious, but they frightened the people around him! Everyone immediately fled and scattered, racing against time to run out of their yard, and looked at the door and the wall!

"It's amazing, if you say it's a face, you will turn your face!"

"Not really! He was sought by a brute, and the animal's temperament is not just ruthless......"

"Oh, it's so pitiful, Da Jiang can't strangle his father to death...... You're going to roll your eyes! ”

I stepped forward and sprinkled a handful of special cinnabar that I had prepared in my hand on the head of the river!

"Whew......"

Da Jiang immediately took back the hand that was holding Uncle Shan's neck, grabbed a handful of it on his face, screamed and rolled his eyes, and his body softened like boiled noodles...... (To be continued.) )