"Chapter 34: Another Wave of Ghosts"
Zhang Jun returned to the dormitory, and as he expected, as soon as he entered the dormitory, he was completely surrounded by three excited people in the dormitory. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Jun was very nervous in his heart, although he still maintained a smile on his face, pretending to be very calm, but he kept shouting in his heart: "You three goods, come and worship me fiercely!" Hurry up and praise me! Praise me, hurry up! ”
Zhang Jun originally expected to return to the dormitory, and the three buddies would definitely praise their performance at today's welcome party, and then themselves, first pretending to be a little modest, and then, hehe, enjoy their adoring gaze to the fullest.
Zhang Jun thought hehehe: "Don't you want to be so cool, third child, you usually look down on me, hahaha, I didn't expect my brother to be so capable, hahahaha!" ”
Zhang Jun was shamelessly caught in the wonderful picture he had constructed, Zhang Jun was hugged by three people and sat on the seat of the dormitory, Zhang Jun sat down in a pretended manner, shook his short hair slightly, and asked the three guys in the dormitory strangely:
"Everyone is a brother in the same dormitory, why are you so enthusiastic today? Don't do that in the future, you know? ”
Zhang Jun was waiting for the dormitory buddy to reply enthusiastically, but the words of the third class elder made Zhang Jun almost vomit a mouthful of old blood!
"Third child, the beautiful host of the party, Xia Xue, do you have her phone number? Introduce it to me! You already have Zhang Liang and Tang Ningning, share a beauty with your buddy! ”、
Zhang Jun didn't see the enthusiastic compliments from the dormitory buddies that Zhang Jun expected, and the attention of these three goods tonight was all attracted by the beautiful Xia Xue! Zhang Jun wanted to cry without tears, and originally wanted to sigh a little in front of the third child and a few of them, but the three of them completely ignored Zhang Jun's performance tonight!
These three color goods! Zhang Jun thought fiercely.
The third elder of the squad asked Zhang Jun very cheaply, and said with a wink: "Fourth, why don't you call Xia Xue and their dormitory, make an appointment to have a meal together, meet and make friends, fourth, she will still give you this face." ”
When Zhang Jun heard it, he was a third child and wanted to use me to pick up girls, but there was no door! How can Xia Xue be such a pure and kind girl to your tiger's mouth! No way! Absolutely not.
Zhang Jun refused without hesitation.
The boss of the dormitory also helped at this time: "Fourth, the three of us don't have girlfriends yet, so you can be kind enough to help, Brother Jun, no, Master Jun, please!" ”
Zhang Jun still refused: "No, I don't do this kind of thing!" ”
The second child in the dormitory said quietly: "Fourth, if you help call, I will give you a set of original RB action movie discs that I treasured!" ”
Zhang Jun still refused, and said unremittingly: "Hmph, am I that kind of person? ”
The third elder of the squad gritted his teeth and said, "Fourth, you help us make an appointment with Xia Xue, and I will wash your clothes for a week!" ”
Zhang Junman didn't care: "No need, I can wash it myself!" ”
The third: "One month!" ”
Zhang Jun: "Hmph! ”
The third child: "Half a semester!" ”
Zhang Jun: "Third child, don't force me!" ”
Third child: "One semester!" ”
Zhang Jun: "Deal!" ”
The third: "......"
Zhang Jun: "And the second child, I'll put the disc on my desk later"
Dormitory 3: "......."
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Zhang Jun took out his mobile phone and dialed Xia Xue's phone in the expectant eyes of everyone.
The phone went through.
"Hey, Xia Xue?"
"Huh? Zhang! How did you come up with the idea of calling me? I was about to call you, but I don't think I can thank you today! ”
"Haha, a little thing, don't take it to heart, that, Xia Xue asked you something?"
"What's the matter, you say?"
"That, do you have time in your dormitory the day after tomorrow, let's have a friendship in the dormitory, go out to eat together, and have a good time!"
"Fellowship? Is it the day after tomorrow? I should be fine, you wait for me, I'll ask the other sisters in my dorm! ”
Zhang Jun had to wait patiently, while the three squad elders were anxious one by one, staring at Zhang Jun's mobile phone with a pair of eyes.
After a while, a voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Zhang Jun, are you there? I said hello, they all have time the night after tomorrow, let's make an appointment now! ”
Zhang Jun breathed a sigh of relief, finally his task was completed, hehe, I don't have to do laundry for a semester, hahaha!
Zhang Jun and Xia Xue determined the place and time of the friendship the day after tomorrow, and finally hung up the phone after chatting a few more words.
As soon as Zhang Jun hung up the phone, the third child in the dormitory couldn't wait to ask, "Fourth, how is it?" ”
Zhang Jun patted the third child's not broad shoulder very sadly, and said a little sadly: "The third child, this semester's clothes will be handed over to you, do a good job!" Don't let me down! ”
The third child was stunned, and after reacting, he yelled happily, and the dormitory boss and second child were also very excited, and rushed to their wardrobe one by one to find their most handsome clothes.
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It was late in the toss that a few people in the dormitory slowly climbed into their beds.
Zhang Jun was lying on his bed, trying to sleep well, when he suddenly felt a heat in his arms, and Zhang Jun touched it, it was his land jade card that had a signal.
Zhang Jun took it out and looked at it, and there was such a sentence written on it.
Twenty-three ghosts were escorted to the Netherworld Prefecture, please land Zhang Jun quickly return to the land temple to receive!
Zhang Jun saw that it was the Yin Cao Difu who came to send work again, Zhang Jun had no choice but to immediately open the spiritual sense, concentrate the spiritual sense on the land jade plate, and in an instant Zhang Jun's soul was out of his body and came to the door of the land temple.
Although Zhang Jun has come to his land temple many times, but every time he comes here, Zhang Jun feels a little incredible, the land jade plate in Zhang Jun's hand seems to be the guide of this land temple, with this land jade card, Zhang Jun has a land temple similar to the function of portable space, whether it is Zhang Jun's soul or body, he can enter the land temple anytime and anywhere.
Zhang Jun pushed open the gate of the Land Temple, only to see that the two envoys of black and white impermanence were already waiting in the courtyard.
Zhang Jun immediately ran over quickly, and called the two of them very respectfully: "The seventh master and the eighth master have been waiting for a long time, the kid is late, the seventh master and the eighth master forgive the sin!" ”
Black and white impermanence had already seen Zhang Jun at this time, black impermanence still had a serious face, and Bai impermanence was still the same old appearance with a smile on his face.
Bai Wuchang looked at Zhang Jun with a smile: "Boy, don't worry, our brothers have just arrived!" ”
Hei Wuchang looked businesslike: "This time, there are twenty-three souls who refuse to drink Meng Po soup and reincarnate, boy, now I will hand them over to you, it is still two days, you have to help them fulfill their wishes as soon as possible!" ”
Saying that, Hei Wuchang pointed to the more than twenty souls standing beside him, Zhang Jun looked in the direction, there were still old people, children, and young people, Zhang Jun counted, exactly twenty-three.
Hey, to be honest, Zhang Jun really doesn't want to take this kind of work, he can't earn much merit when he's tired of work, he spends a lot of money, and the danger is great, last time Zhang Jun helped a middle-aged rich businessman but he wished, the rich businessman almost became a ghost, and in the end Zhang Jun paid a million to his daughter to calm the anger of the rich businessman's soul, if the rich businessman really became a ghost in a rage at that time, Zhang Jun was not an opponent at all by relying on a small low-level ghost sealing gourd!
But the work of the underworld can't be left undone, Zhang Jun knows that the two masters in front of him alone are not easy to provoke, if they are angry, Zhang Jun can't eat and walk around, Zhang Jun doesn't want his soul to be put in small shoes by these two masters after a hundred years.
Zhang Jun suppressed the reluctance in his heart, honestly took over the twenty-three souls, and then respectfully sent the two masters of black and white impermanence away.
Zhang Jun took a closer look at the twenty-three souls, and at this time, they were all wearing the clothes in front of them, no different from normal people, they would all huddle together, and they looked like they were all scared.
It was not the first time that Zhang Jun had dealt with ghosts, and he knew that they were actually no different from normal people, so he opened his mouth and said to them: "Don't be afraid, I'm here to help you, I'm the lord of the land here, I will help you today and tomorrow, but I wish to let everyone reincarnate with peace of mind!" ”
Hearing Zhang Jun's words, the ghosts suddenly looked forward to it one by one, and they didn't know who took the lead, they all knelt down one by one and shouted: "Thank you, Lord Land!" Thank you, Lord Land! ”
Zhang Jun was called, uh, no, by the ghosts, and his heart was still quite refreshing, and he pretended to order this group of ghosts.
Zhang Jun felt that he had helped them but wished, how could he have to get paid, thinking that his land temple had not been cleaned up for a long time, so he ordered this group of ghosts to do the housework of the land temple.
The ghosts are still very obedient, and when they heard Zhang Jun's order, they immediately moved, sweeping the floor, fetching water, and some ghosts saw that they had nothing to do, but fortunately they massaged Zhang Jun.