Chapter 1591 Men Don't Have Good Birds
The little nun who drove the car was not to mention how domineering she was, as soon as her words came out, several little nuns sitting behind her all laughed, and one of them quipped: "Who called Jingrui, you have nothing to do and develop so well, you have to grow so big and have a pair of breasts, it is a man's eyes are hot." If I were you, I would just find a piece of Bule and get it, and the male donors of the province would be itchy, and the female donors would be envious and jealous. ”
Another little nun also joked, "That is to say, everyone eats the same food, but you seem to have a pair of papayas, with your figure, no wonder those stinky men in the city have spread the word that our little nuns in Miaoyin Nunnery are particularly profligate, and secretly raise a lot of little white faces in the nunnery." No, you don't know shame like this, come, I'll help you cover it, but I don't know if my hands are big enough to cover it......"
The little nun who was driving the car was Jingrui, and she was riding a bicycle, grabbing the handlebars with both hands, where could she protect her chest, and seeing that she was about to be succeeded by the senior sisters behind, she quickly pinched the brake line.
The car stopped suddenly, and a few people in the back almost flew out, and then stepped on the accelerator, making a few sisters in the back, where could they still care about teasing her, let alone touching her breasts.
Liu Mang has been listening and watching, no wonder some people say that the little nun of Miaoyin Nunnery is not serious, and now it seems that it is really a bit of a possibility.
Not to mention anything else, the few little nuns in front of him have completely subverted his understanding of nuns, and it seems that Miaoyin Nunnery is really special.
The little nun Jingrui also aimed at Liu Mang at this time and looked at him.
Jing Ruicai didn't look away like an ordinary girl, but stared at Liu Mang with a grin, "Donor, you look good, just a peach blossom look, and the peach blossoms must be constant, and although the female benefactor next to you covers her face with a veil, her figure is really first-class, as long as her face is not too dinosaur, she is definitely a great beauty." You don't have a shortage of women, why do you have to go to our Miaoyin Nunnery, do you think that our little nun is different from other women praising you and wants to change your taste?"
Another little nun on the motorcycle said: "It's useless, our nuns are just women, one nose, two eyes, one pair of breasts and two legs, nothing more than other women, if you have energy, how happy it is with your big beauty, why go to our Miaoyin Nunnery to touch nails." Tell you, our master is fierce, so he is not as easy to talk as us, and when the time comes, if you find out that you want to soak us little nuns, I won't fix you hard!"
Jingrui said: "That's it, you better go back quickly, otherwise you will be the ones who will suffer at that time." Amitabha, Master told us to do a good deed every day, and we persuaded a few people to turn back to the shore today, which is really good, good, and immeasurably meritorious. The sin of stealing beer from us should be able to offset it. Well, it can definitely be offset, absolutely nothing wrong. ”
What, still secretly drinking, Liu Mang really took these little nuns, how do you feel a little like Fan.
Lifan said: "Fellow monks, as the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart, even if he eats wine and drinks meat, falls in love or even falls into the red dust, but as long as there is a Buddha in his heart, my Buddha is merciful, and I will still forgive you." Poor monks, I feel that I have a special relationship with all female monks, and if I have time, I will definitely study Buddhism with you. ”
Jing Rui quipped: "What kind of Dharma, rejoice in the Dharma, right? Looking at you like this, you are the same as those stinky monks in the Great Sage Heavenly Law Hanging Temple who can't live without women, if you want to beat our idea, don't even think about it." ”
A little nun chimed in: "That is, although we are nuns and bald, we don't like bald monks." And ah, you're so ugly, no, no, not at all. Hehehehe, the handsome little guy next to you looks good, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he looks much more pleasing to the eye than you. ”
If you don't mention any grudges, he shouldn't come out with Liu Mang, in terms of appearance, isn't it just to be a green leaf for Liu Mang.
Li Dapang coughed dryly twice, attracting the attention of several little nuns, pretending to be deep and pretending to be fan, and said: "Men, you have to look not only at the appearance, but also at the connotation. ”
Jing Rui quipped: "Women are fat and men are fat and short, although these words are vulgar, but they definitely make sense, just like you, you don't need to take off your clothes, we know how short your connotation is, don't talk nonsense here." ”
Li Dapang was a little overwhelmed, and his eyes were aimed at Liu Mang, these little nuns are so fierce, I have never heard of such fierce little nuns.
Liu Mang said with a smile: "A few beautiful women, don't tease my two brothers, we went to Miaoyin Nunnery this time to worship the Buddha sincerely." ”
Jing Rui smiled and said: "Eight out of ten words of a man are false, especially the words of a handsome man, I can't believe it. We do not believe your words. If it's okay, I have to go to our Miaoyin Nunnery, there must be some plan, not for women, could it be that the city has been rumored that we have a treasure in Miaoyin Nunnery recently, and I want to see it, right? If it's for that thing, I'll tell you, it's useless to go, don't say there is no baby, even if there is a baby, it can't get to you. ”
was really guessed by Jingrui, Liu Mang went to Miaoyin Nunnery just to see what the so-called treasure was.
Listening to Jing Rui's words, it seems that there is really such a thing, and Liu Mang is even more concerned.
Suddenly, Jing Rui let out a low cry, "My breast!"
With a low shout, the motorcycle shook, and several of the little nuns almost fell.
One of the little nuns said quickly: "Jingrui, what's wrong with you, I didn't touch your breasts, as for it? Hey, it's going to fall, it's going to fall." ”
Liu Mang can just see Jingrui's condition here, her complexion is very bad, her face is blue, her lips are purple, one hand is pressing her left chest tightly, it is very painful, it is obviously uncomfortable in her chest, "She is not feeling well, help her stop the car." ”
When the little nun heard this, she quickly reached out and walked under Jingrui's arm, grabbed the handlebar, and gradually stopped the car.
The sightseeing car also stopped, and when Liu Mang got out of the car and ran over, Jingrui had been placed flat on the ground by several little nuns, and her complexion was even more ugly at this time, and her body twitched slightly.
Several little nuns were so frightened that they panicked, and one of them shook Jingrui vigorously and said loudly: "Jingrui, what's wrong with you, how can this be, don't scare us......"
"Leave her to me. Liu Mang looked at Jingrui's appearance, it looked like she was having a heart attack, but she didn't have a clairway eye, she couldn't see clearly at all, she couldn't be sure, she couldn't touch her pair of plump with her hands to see.