Chapter 1002 is really a tree human race
"Brother-in-law, look at what we've caught. ”
"Boss, what the hell is this? It is said to be a monster, but there is no trace of the breath of the demon clan on the body, it is said that it is a human being, and there is no human breath on the body, and it is said that it is the god race, this strength is too poor. ”
"Boss, this is a monster, right? If you take it back and open a zoo, you will definitely make money. ”
“……”
Two figures walked excitedly towards this side, and they were still carrying something in their hands, which looked half like the trunk of a tree with limbs.
The two guys were roaring angrily, chattering as if they were a beast, probably saying a certain language, but Li Shaolong and Shrek couldn't hear it clearly for the time being.
Soon, Sun Xiaosheng and Niu Xiaomo came to Li Shaolong's side and threw the guy in his hand on the ground, these two guys struggled to stand up, glared at everyone with an angry face, and let out a strange roar in their mouths, it was obvious that these two guys were intelligent creatures.
If you look closely, you can see that these two guys look quite interesting, really, very interesting.
Because these two guys look like monkeys, but what grows on their bodies is not hair, but pieces of bark, yes, you are absolutely not mistaken, the skin of these two guys is really the same as the bark of a tree, plus the branches and leaves that grow on the head, these two guys stand next to it, and they really can't tell whether this is an animal or a plant.
"What are these two guys talking about? are they twittering or monkeys in bark?" Shrek was also a little depressed, and really didn't understand what these guys were.
"Let me see, what does this guy say. Li Shaolong smiled faintly, let go of his divine sense, and shrouded the two guys, and after a few seconds, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said: "These two guys said that their Barab clan is the direct royal family of the Shuren clan, and if we don't release them, their gods will punish us." ”
"Barabs, what's that?"
"Brother-in-law, do you understand the language of these monsters?" Sun Xiaosheng looked at Li Shaolong with the eyes of a monkey and said, "Brother-in-law, you won't be ......"
"It's your uncle!" Li Shaolong glared at the other party and said, "You can't understand what they say, and you don't know how to envelop them with your divine sense?
"Brother-in-law, what is a university?" Niu Xiaomo asked with a puzzled expression.
"Brother-in-law, neither of us went to college. Sun Xiaosheng said with a smile.
"What about high school?"
"Haven't been on it. ”
"Junior high school?"
"I haven't been on it either. ”
"Elementary school?"
"I haven't been on it either. ”
"I've always been in kindergarten preschool, right?"
"I haven't been on it either. Sun Xiaosheng and Niu Xiaomo said proudly.
"Illiterate!" Li Shaolong couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Your life is really a failure, haven't you heard of it? ”
"Brother-in-law, we are monsters. ”
“……”
Li Shaolong really didn't know what to say, no wonder these monsters were always bullied by those gods and demons, a group of illiterates, what could have been able to get a group of intellectuals? Look at the people's god realm, there are teaching places everywhere, what alchemy colleges, what cultivation colleges and the like, especially those gods and goddesses, they are enjoying elite education, not to mention that there are all kinds of cultivation sects in the world.
As for the demon clan, they are all born and raised, and they can cultivate by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and they don't need any cultivation cheats at all, so the literacy rate is almost 0.0001%, and such a race is definitely an illiterate race.
No wonder they have a lot of strong people, but they can't get the gods of the heavenly realm.
Since he is involved with the demon clan, it is not clear, so he can improve the literacy rate of these demon clans, and only when he has changed from illiteracy to civilization can he have a chance to fight with the god realm.
Well, it seems that I have to establish some schools in the demon clan, and then recruit students, especially those children of big families, who should come to their own schools to study.
The corners of Li Shaolong's mouth couldn't help showing a hint of a smile, as if he saw countless students standing under the stage, shouting loudly: "Hello principal, long live principal, principal has worked hard." ”
Then he waved his hand and said, "Serve the demon people!"
Then, since the beautiful ****** came to talk to herself about the ideals of demon life, and the difference between men and women, some parents would come with some handfuls of gold coins and crystals, hoping that they could open the back door and send their daughters and sons to school.
Looking at Li Shaolong's smiling face, the two tree people couldn't help but tremble, and then knelt on the ground and cried.
"Great and strong, we are not Barabs, we are just ordinary tree people, we don't want to hurt you at all, go and ask you to let us go, please let us go. ”
"We were just passing by, and we didn't see the noble tree man you stoned to death. ”
"Please let us go, please let us go! Just let us go, let us go, please let us go. ”
“……”
"Since you don't know anything, what's the use of keeping you!" Sun Xiaosheng snorted coldly, and the iron rod in his hand slammed forward, only to hear two sounds of "poof, poof, poof", and the two tree people were smashed to pieces by Sun Xiaosheng.
Seeing the green liquid staining the ground green, and countless small trees rushing to be born from these green liquids, Li Shaolong sighed helplessly.
Hey, why should young people be so irritable?
"Let's go, no matter what kind of demons and monsters are hidden here, they won't stop us from moving forward. Shrek said with a faint smile, and as soon as he opened his four feet, he immediately walked forward, and Li Shaolong and others hurriedly followed behind.
After the four of them walked away, they saw that on a tall tree, a black bat that was only the size of a fist hanging upside down on the trunk suddenly opened its eyes, and then its body changed rapidly.
In a few seconds, this guy turned into a blonde guy wearing a black robe and looking extremely handsome, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and said to himself: "After waiting here for so long, an outsider finally came in, and the strength is not weak, it seems that there is a lively situation during this time, I have to tell the ancestor about it." ”
"Boom la la ......"
The next moment, the huge figure turned into countless bats and quickly flew around.