Chapter 1041: Cut down on the street
The biggest advantage of playing with Liu Tingting is to be happy, to forget all your troubles, she can make you happy when you are sad, and she will bring happiness wherever she goes. www.biquge.info She was dressed very little, and she was holding Xie Zili's hand, which made Xie Zili's heart tremble, and she looked at her beautiful legs trembling.
"Did you bring any money, but I didn't?"
"I didn't bring the money, I brought a bank card. ”
"Oh, what a bank, go get a few catties of gold out, otherwise it won't be enough for me to spend, quickly." Alas, money is really not everything, and sometimes you still need a credit card. ”
"Dizzy, why do you need to get so many catties of gold?
"Hehe, a thousand should be enough, how many catties of gold do you have, will you look at me drooling? I'm afraid I've already wrapped three or four wives, look at your virtue, if you have money, you will become bad! Hmph. ”
Killed in the bank, a few big words were written on the ATM: Under maintenance, deactivated! Killed in front of the counter: "Beauty, withdraw a thousand, you're welcome." ”
I don't know if it's because I'm talking too arrogantly or because the beautiful bank clerk has irregular menstruation: "This gentleman, it's troublesome to go to the ATM to withdraw less than 3,000, don't you understand the Chinese of the big brand at your feet?" Are you Wen?"
"The ATM is broken. ”
"Won't you go to another branch to pick it up if it's broken, it's stupid. ”
Wow, wow, I've never seen such a small bank clerk, everyone in the bank hall looked at Xie Zili who was ugly, Fang Shiyu said, convince people with virtue, bear with it: "Well, I'm sorry, beauty, I'll take 5,000." ”
The mouth is not clean, the hands and feet are very neat, and the five thousand are thrown out with two snaps, and it is Xie Zili's turn to play with her: "Beauty, help me save back a thousand, I am afraid of being robbed if I bring too much, you also know that the geographical environment of your branch is not very good, I am usually worried that your bank will be killed and robbed by a group of robbers one day, and I don't know which group of robbers will kill and rob the money." ”
She also endures, she doesn't dare to scold, as if you have nothing to do now to call the mobile customer service to scold a woman, and the other party will never scold you in turn. Nonsense, the bank, a salary of thousands of dollars a month, and N more benefits. She quickly saved a thousand dollars.
Xie Zili handed her another thousand: "Save another thousand." ”
The female teller's face turned pale, and she was indignant. Xie Zili handed her another thousand: "Save again." ”
Liu Tingting held her cheeks and smiled on the counter to look at Xie Zili, and gently hummed two words to him: "Ruffian." ”
The people in the bank hall all looked at Xie Zili, maybe they were all thinking, this shitty person is really fucking dragging!
1,100 savings, saved four times, that girl has already endured the bleeding of internal organs, probably, if she doesn't know how to heal internal injuries with Jiuyang Divine Skill, she will die tonight.
When Liu Tingting and I walked out of the bank with our hands in hand, there was a lot of applause behind them, and they looked back at the beautiful woman, miserable, Zhuge Liang was so angry that Zhou Yu was also so painful when he was dying haha!
Liu Tingting happily, it should be said that she was very perverted, said happily to Xie Zili: "You are really a genius!"
"Well, thank you for the award, next time if there is such a chance, we will save one hundred and one hundred. ”
"Well, wow, there will be a next time, we will save ten dollars and ten dollars, and next time, we will save a dime a dime haha. ”
"yes, I didn't think of that. Xie Zili was also amused by her......
Sitting in the restaurant, Liu Tingting was always satisfied with her big and small bags of booty, and then suddenly turned around and asked, "Hey, is that girl better than me, Lu Xiaoxue?"
"I don't know if it's good or not, but I'm happier with you. ”
"Then you just stay with me!"
"Nope. You're too bold, you actually confessed to me like this, and your face didn't blush or your heart beat!"
"Anyway, it's a lie, why should I blush, then what do you say Lu Xiaoxue is better than me?"
Xie Zili looked at her and said in a daze: "It seems that Lu Xiaoxue is still here......"
"Are you thinking of the crooked place again?" Liu Tingting knew that she had been with Li Liangfeng, and she couldn't compare with that kind of college student.
"No, I'm so decent, how could I think of a crooked place? Xie Zili said as he looked at her chest in the low collar.
The waiter stood aside a long time ago, smiled a little, and said very politely: "Sir, do you order food?"
"Oh, I did. Brother, what's your surname?"
"Don't give your surname Wei. ”
"Oh, viagra, hey, isn't your nickname Viagra? Viagra hello, I order this, and this, this. ”
"Sir, it's not Wei, it's Wei, pronounce the second key. He walked away very dissatisfied.
Liu Tingting seemed to have a problem: "Xie Zili, how do you know that his alias is Viagra?"
"Because Viagra itself is called Viagra. ”
This chick, what is Viagra she doesn't know: "What the hell is that?"
"It's a medicine, I might as well tell you straight, it's an aphrodisiac medicine!"
"What is an aphrodisiac?"
"I told you you you can't be angry. The medicine for aphrodisiac is the medicine for treating men at night! But people with a constitution like me don't need it haha!"
After serving, Xie Zili devoured it. Liu Tingtingyang smiled: "It's okay for you to slow down." ”
"Why are you afraid of people's jokes?"
"No, your T-shirt looks good, I'm afraid I won't be able to wash off the oil stains if it gets dirty. ”
"What are you afraid of if you get dirty, it's a big deal that you can help me buy a new one, hehe. ”
"Won't you ask your Lu Xiaoxue to buy it for you!?"
"After the problem, the people had the BMW Prince, and they ignored me. ”
"Then you won't use other tactics, won't you also wait for other girls while they are in love?"
"I didn't think of such a small reason, yes. That's right, then I'll wait for the rabbit, and wait for her to change her mind and abandon the dark and throw herself into my arms, and ...... with you, the second wife."
Xie Zili happily went shopping and came back, it was dark, at the door of the West Garden of the University, he and Liu Tingting were walking happily, and suddenly someone knocked him on the back with a stick in his back, Xie Zili fell to the ground, and turned around to see five or six people rushing up with sticks and knives.
Xie Zili hurriedly got up, and when he got up, he was slashed in the back again, turned around and kicked the crotch of the person who cut him, the man knelt down directly, let go of his hand to cover the crotch and grinned and shouted at his mother, Xie Zili picked up the knife and fought chaotically with several people......
When the police came, Xie Zili was lying down, and a few of those guys ran away, and two of them were also lying on the ground.
Sent to the hospital, Xie Zili's consciousness is still very clear, but his whole body hurts, and the doctor checked it and said that it was not life-threatening, with two knife wounds and bruises everywhere.
Lu Xiaoxue startled Xie Zili when he held his hand, Xie Zili saw her two lines of tears when he turned around, if you want to know if a girl is beautiful or not, it's very simple, let her cry, just see how ugly she cries. It's a pity that Lu Xiaoxue's crying appearance is still so charming.
"What are you crying about? I'm not dead. ”