Chapter 0111: Fierce Xiaoyu
Lin Feng just wanted to mess with the old ghost, but he didn't expect to be quibbled by "prostitutes and technicians".
So at the next moment, Lin Feng deliberately continued to tease: "If you don't pay, you won't be considered a prostitute, if you do a few shots on credit in advance, isn't it the same to pay later?" ”
The old ghost in front was also stunned by Lin Feng's question.
Although he didn't dare to turn back, he still defended hesitantly: "I'm ...... There is innocence between us, you and you...... If you really think that I have a problem, I ask you not to embarrass Xiaoyu, she and her...... She's a bitter child......"
Before the old ghost finished speaking, he saw the girl Xiaoyu fall on the old ghost's body, grabbed the old ghost's neck and said: "Uncle Ghost and I are sincere, what's the matter, the two of us just did it, do you want me to fucking break the law if you want to do a cannon?" ”
Before Xiaoyu finished speaking, he heard the old ghost crying: "I confessed to the organization that these things are all my fault, and it really has nothing to do with Xiaoyu, it's all because of me...... I beg the organization not to hold Xiaoyu accountable......"
Seeing the old ghost's depressed appearance, Lin Feng couldn't hold back his smile anymore, so he instantly smiled and bent over.
However, Lin Feng thought that it was not easy to get into an old ghost, and this opportunity was a rare opportunity.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng took out the pack of special cigarettes from Hua Lao, took out one and handed it to the old ghost and said, "Look at you, the balls have shrunk in." Come on, smoke a pressure 'essence', don't 'shrink the sun' at night, and let Xiaoyu give you a nowhere to do it until midnight! ”
"The reporting organization, too...... It's not that bad...... Sometimes I can get up in half an hour...... Except for a little weakness, everything else is fine, and I definitely confess to the organization......"
Saying this, the old ghost saw the cigarette in front of him, and he immediately became suspicious.
The next moment, the old ghost took the cigarette without promise, and then slowly turned his head to see Lin Feng sitting on a trash can smiling and smoking.
"Lin Lin Lin ...... Lin Shao, how could it be you, aren't you ......" The old ghost was stunned on the spot for an instant.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Damn, old ghost, I can't see that your level has improved a lot, and you even played 'true feelings', my brother admires it, it's really upgrade!" ”
Saying this, Lin Feng pointed to Xiao Yu with a surprised face and asked, "Introduction, how can this 'woman' be called?" Big brother ghost has eyesight, how can he find such a good boutique girl? ”
As soon as Lin Feng's voice fell, he saw the girl Xiaoyu jump in front of Lin Feng and said: "Report the organization, I will be Zhang Hongyu, stage name 'Xiaoyu', although the work unit is not fixed, but I am proficient in all kinds of 'bed art', the most important point is that I can call the spring bed in the four Chinese dialects, absolutely satisfying customers!" ”
Looking at Lin Feng's frowning brows, the girl Xiaoyu said with a disdainful expression: "What's the matter, cadres, look down on us for doing this?" To tell you the truth, although I am selling, I am sincere with the old ghost uncle, and it is definitely not hypocritical. If you don't believe it, we have never traded money! “
Lin Feng was dumbfounded, daring to love this street girl Xiaoyu is still quite fierce and fierce, as soon as she speaks, she will put the old ghost aside, depending on the situation, she wants to fight alone with me.
Knowing that this joke was a little too big, Lin Feng pushed the boat down the river and said: "Whether you are sincere or not depends on your attitude, and whether you are false or not depends on your life, then tell me how you are sincere to other people's old ghost comrades?" ”
When the girl Xiaoyu heard this, she immediately raised her eyebrows and said: "What are you kidding cadres, what we came out to sell is also dignified, don't scare me, my Xiaoyu also has professional ethics!" ”
Lin Feng was slightly stunned, and the old ghost only smiled bitterly.
Seeing that the cadre named "Lin Shao" didn't agree very much, the girl Xiaoyu immediately felt insulted: "What's wrong with the cadres, what's wrong with selling it, our work is for the benefit of the society and for the vast number of toiling people!" ”
"To benefit the society and serve the broad masses of toiling people?" Lin Feng's eyes widened in surprise.
Xiao Yu's eyes widened: "Yes, it will definitely benefit the society and serve the vast number of toiling people!" ”
Lin Feng was interested: "Then tell me about the Dao!" ”
Xiaoyu pouted and said: "One does not steal, the other does not rob, pay attention to the reputation and grasp the market." ”
Lin Feng was happy: "Mention prostitute, mention prostitute!" ”
Xiaoyu looked disdainful: "Don't occupy an area, don't occupy a room, only use a bed inside and outside." ”
Lin Feng gave a thumbs up: "Okay, good!" ”
Xiaoyu continued to disdain: "Don't give birth to a girl, don't add a man, don't cause trouble to the government." ”
Lin Feng exclaimed, "Not bad, not bad!" ”
Xiaoyu looked arrogant: "No noise, no pollution, just shouting occasionally." ”
Lin Feng looked sincere: "Understand, understand!" ”
Xiaoyu gradually became full of confidence: "No funds, no loans, bring your own equipment to engage in production." ”
Lin Feng applauded: "Welcome, welcome!"
Xiaoyu clenched her fists, and she had a sad feeling: "Good sister, don't shed tears, don't fall behind when you start your own business." ”
Lin Feng then clenched his fists: "Come on, come on!" ”
Subsequently, Xiao Yumian hung her head, and then her face was shy: "It is comfortable, but also tired, and it stimulates domestic demand to create foreign exchange." ”
Lin Feng was also embarrassed and said, "Pull it, create it!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yu's face turned cold, and she had a resolute expression: "Don't cause disasters, don't cause trouble, and resolutely don't be a third party." ”
Lin Feng raised his fist for this: "Worry, worry!" ”
In the end, Xiaoyu exclaimed with a sad expression: "Whether you are old or young, Tong Suo has a good reputation." ”
Lin Feng immediately applauded and said, "Great, great!" ”
Xiao Yu also wanted to emphasize the necessity and sacredness of his work to Lin Feng, and at this time, he saw the old ghost come up with a wry smile and said to the girl: "Xiao Yu, don't say it, this is not an organization, this is my good brother Lin Feng......"
As soon as she heard that it was "Lin Feng", Xiao Yu immediately pointed at Lin Feng in surprise and said, "You are Lin Feng?" ”
Lin Feng said playfully: "Absolutely, it's like a fake!" ”
"Wow, 'Lone Hero', you are the Lin Feng who rescued the hostages from 'Yucai Middle School', you are so handsome, much more handsome than those on the Internet!"
Saying this, Xiao Yu straightened the bangs on his forehead and continued: "You don't know, when you fought against the kidnappers, a few little sisters and I happened to be seen by Bao Zhong passing by 'Yucai Middle School', and we also took a photo of you at that time, because of the distance, I couldn't see clearly, I didn't expect to see you here!" ”
Lin Feng frowned and said, "Am I so famous, even the 'Guiquan' knows my 'glorious deeds'?" ”
Seeing that Lin Feng didn't believe it, Xiao Yu said happily: "Don't you know, at that time, our four little sisters were so excited that they almost climaxed, Xiaohua and Xiaomei both said that if you go to find out about it, we will definitely not accept money from you, a 'lonely hero'!" ”
Lin Feng's face instantly had a black line!
Then the grandson sighed in his heart: It's good to be famous, and even prostitutes can save money.
Looking up and catching a glimpse of the excited expression on the girl Xiaoyu's face, Lin Feng decided to tease this innocent and funny street girl again.
So the next moment, Lin Feng said with a bitter face: "Hey, that's what I said, but I'm afraid that you little sisters won't look down on us?" ”
Hearing that Lin Feng was so unconfident, Xiao Yu shyly walked to the old ghost with a bitter face, and then grabbed the stubby neck of the short and fat old ghost and said, "Although you are not as good as Uncle Ghost in spirit, not as knowledgeable as Uncle Ghost, and not as generous as Uncle Ghost. But as long as you pass through my introduction, my little sisters may not be able to really take a fancy to you, but it will be even more difficult for you to delusionally find me Xiaoyu! ”
As soon as he heard this, Lin Feng rolled his eyes, and was about to faint when he was stopped by the old ghost who rushed up and said: "Lin Shao, Lin Shao, look at you, come and see what kind of superior leader your old brother is pretending to be, come on, brother has something to tell you." ”
Saying this, the old ghost picked up Lin Feng and left, and as he walked, he turned back to the girl Xiaoyu and said, "You just wait for me here, and I'll talk to Lin Shao." ”
While he was talking, the old ghost pulled Lin Feng to a secluded place and told Lin Feng that I was looking for you for something.
Lin Feng had just been beaten by the girl Xiaoyuwo, and he hadn't returned at this time, so he said very unhappily: "Just say it, why do you want your little concubine to bury me?" ”
As soon as he heard Lin Feng's mouth full of resentment, the old ghost knew that this guy was being restrained by Xiao Yu.