23.Chapter 23: You Just Think I'm a Fart
"Yo! Boy, you know it's out, huh? Master, I've been waiting for you all night! ”
Five ruffian young men walked out of the dark corner, each holding a solid wooden stick in their hands to surround Lin Zifeng.
The guy who spoke for the head was the ancestor of Lin Zifeng's ****.
Feelings, this bastard is here to seek revenge! Seeing that Lin Zifeng couldn't do anything in the small bungalow, he greeted a few fox friends who usually pretended to be tigers on the street together.
"I said Huzi, is it this little bastard who beat you?" The fierce man looked aggrieved, and he was really frightened by Lin Zifeng's eyes in the small bungalow today, but at this time, Lin Zifeng still had a trace of fierce momentum.
"This ......! Who said I was beaten by him! I just saw that this guy was unhappy, so I called everyone to teach this guy a lesson. ”
The fierce man didn't know what to say for a while, after all, Lin Zifeng was now honestly staying in the corner, looking like he was beating and scolding.
And now that he is so crowded, how dare he say that he was frightened.
What a group of them couldn't understand the most was that Lin Zifeng didn't look like a powerful lord no matter how he looked horizontally or vertically?
Wearing a security uniform, he looks dirty, and it is estimated that even if he seems to be placed in a pile of people, he will not have the urge to be looked at twice.
Lin Zifeng smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, he didn't speak, but waited for the next step.
The fierce man is also a face-loving person, and it is impossible to directly say that he was beaten or something, but to say that he suffered a little loss today, so it is not easy to say it now.
The fierce man stepped forward: "Boy, Lao Tzu gives you a chance, now kneel down and snort, and the matter between the two of us will be eliminated!" Otherwise, don't blame me, sir, for killing you! ”
The fierce male fox fake tiger is mighty.
"Kill me? Hehe! ”
Lin Zifeng smiled faintly, this was the most ridiculous thing he had heard since returning to China.
"You're laughing! Be honest! Someone rebuked angrily.
"It's ridiculous for me to laugh at you. Actually kept watch over me all night outside? I'm sorry for you. ”
Lin Zifeng was still smoking a cigarette and smiled wryly, these guys are the best. Even if you want to seek revenge on yourself, you don't have to wait outside, right? If it was an ordinary ruthless person, it is estimated that he would have rushed to find Lin Zifeng a long time ago, so it can be seen from these that they are not bad-hearted, but they just like to be in the limelight and love to pretend to be 13.
"Try the fuck another laugh."
Seeing that his team had grown, the fierce man was suddenly full of confidence, and pointed at Lin Zifeng's nose with a wooden stick and scolded.
But just when he pointed the wooden stick at Lin Zifeng.
Suddenly! Lin Zifeng's eyes were as cold as silk, and his cheeks, which were originally full of smiles, suddenly became indifferent, and his eyes were full of murder.
It's okay to scold him, but don't insult his parents! It's a taboo for him.
"Do you know what happened to those who insulted my parents in the past?" Lin Zifeng's scarlet eyes stared at the fierce man, and suddenly the smell of gunpowder between the two of them was extremely strong.
Even the fierce man felt that the air was mixed with a cold aura, as if he might be killed at any time! Because when he was in the small bungalow, the fierce man obviously felt that Lin Zifeng's momentum was different, but he couldn't swallow this breath, so he called a few brothers to vent his anger.
But at this time, he was frightened by the aura emanating from Lin Zifeng's body.
Douda's sweat couldn't help but flow down his forehead.
Especially the eyes stared at by Lin Zifeng, as if facing a ferocious lion.
"**** Weizi, you're quite arrogant!"
Lao Tzu is here to repair people, but now he is actually scared like this by the other party's momentum? What has become of this? Immediately, some people were unhappy, picked up the wooden stick and smashed it at Lin Zifeng's head.
The sound of the whirring wind in his ears was mixed with the sound of breaking the sky slightly, Lin Zifeng didn't look at it, and probed it with his right hand! Grab the stick in one hand!
"Sizzle"
Suddenly, someone couldn't help but gasp.
"What? Want to hit me? ”
Lin Zifeng slowly turned his head, his cold eyes were like a brutal lion, and he smiled easily and evilly, but his smile was so terrifying.
The eyes of the big man with the wooden stick are like the eyes of a dead fish! He tried his best to pull the stick back, but Lin Zifeng on the other end of the stick seemed to be holding it lightly, but his white palm seemed to be like an iron tong.
Grabbing the stick is simply hard to pull back.
At this moment, the big man was also dumbfounded, and quickly let go of his hand.
The fierce man also noticed Lin Zifeng's superiority and immediately shrank back.
Then the next scene made the five people present unforgettable for life.
The wooden stick more than one meter long is solid wood, and there is a lot of water in it, and it is conservatively estimated that there must be at least five catties! But Lin Zifeng actually only grabbed the other end, his five fingers moved slightly, and the solid wooden stick actually burst inch by inch.
Immediately after that, the solid wooden stick slowly cracked at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye, and then slowly turned into sawdust! One by one, they fell to the ground.
Suddenly, all five of them showed shocked looks! The five of them's cheeks twisted as the sawdust slowly burst.
Everyone looked incredulous! Some people even started spinning on both calves.
Is this still human? You can knead solid wooden sticks with sawdust! And every inch is broken, it is estimated that even the best Hercules in the world can't do it!
"This ...... This......! ”
"I'm not dreaming!"
"Xiao Liu, are you sure that the wooden stick you brought is solid?"
……
The five of them looked at each other, staring at each other.
"I wonder if you're going to teach me a lesson? Do you want me to get down on my knees? ”
Lin Zifeng still showed kindness on his face and a playful smile.
For Lin Zifeng, killing these five people is like crushing five little ants to death! But he didn't want to hurt the innocent, at least these five people were not as bad as he imagined, so he only tried to scare them with the first edge.
"Huh! Big Brother Big Brother! It's a misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding. ”
The fierce man was shocked at first, but then the smile on his face slowly increased. God's general attitude is reversed.
A smile on his face. Then the four of them also bent down and carried their backs behind the fierce man, and everyone was not stupid, so they had to lower their heads for their lives.
"Misunderstanding? How do I look like you're coming to eat me? ”
Lin Zifeng smiled faintly.
When the fierce man heard this, he quickly smiled all over his face, and said with a smile like a pug: "Big brother was really a misunderstanding just now, we don't recognize Taishan, I hope that big brother, you have a lot of adults, just treat us as a fart, and let it go directly." ”
"Fart?" Lin Zifeng squinted his eyes and wondered: "The fart is not just a casual release!" Gotta give a reason to fart, right? ”
The fierce man is full of cleverness.
Hurriedly stepped forward and said with a straight smile: "Big brother, you have a lot of adults, such a big night, it is all us farts who are ignorant and annoy you, I hope that big brother you will extinguish the fire, just take a breath of breath, and go out directly as a fart, so as to save your old man's heart glucking." ”
"You haven't come up to light the fire for the eldest brother! Why are you stunned? ”
Seeing Lin Zifeng smoking a cigarette, the fierce man was also very sensible, and hurriedly scolded the four of them, and squeezed his eyebrows and hoped that everyone would cooperate.
But everyone is angry and has nowhere to go! Originally, I was here to vent my anger for you tonight, but now it's a horse monkey three! The relationship hit the iron nail, and when he saw Lin Zifeng present, the big guy was not easy to speak, so he glared at the fierce man viciously.
"Come, big brother, your fire." A buddy was clever and hurriedly set Lin Zifeng on fire.
"Yo! Ten dollars a pack of cigarettes, how can you make a fire! My cigarettes are too bad! ”
Lin Zifeng smacked, his face calm.
"Big brother, you smoke my cigarettes, my nephrite stream!"
The fierce man seemed to be extremely attentive at this time, even better than his parents, with a smile on his face, and busy like a dog minion. "Yo! Boy, you know it's out, huh? Master, I've been waiting for you all night! ”
Five ruffian young men walked out of the dark corner, each holding a solid wooden stick in their hands to surround Lin Zifeng.
The guy who spoke for the head was the ancestor of Lin Zifeng's ****.
Feelings, this bastard is here to seek revenge! Seeing that Lin Zifeng couldn't do anything in the small bungalow, he greeted a few fox friends who usually pretended to be tigers on the street together.
"I said Huzi, is it this little bastard who beat you?" The fierce man looked aggrieved, and he was really frightened by Lin Zifeng's eyes in the small bungalow today, but at this time, Lin Zifeng still had a trace of fierce momentum.
"This ......! Who said I was beaten by him! I just saw that this guy was unhappy, so I called everyone to teach this guy a lesson. ”
The fierce man didn't know what to say for a while, after all, Lin Zifeng was now honestly staying in the corner, looking like he was beating and scolding.
And now that he is so crowded, how dare he say that he was frightened.
What a group of them couldn't understand the most was that Lin Zifeng didn't look like a powerful lord no matter how he looked horizontally or vertically?
Wearing a security uniform, he looks dirty, and it is estimated that even if he seems to be placed in a pile of people, he will not have the urge to be looked at twice.
Lin Zifeng smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, he didn't speak, but waited for the next step.
The fierce man is also a face-loving person, and it is impossible to directly say that he was beaten or something, but to say that he suffered a little loss today, so it is not easy to say it now.
The fierce man stepped forward: "Boy, Lao Tzu gives you a chance, now kneel down and snort, and the matter between the two of us will be eliminated!" Otherwise, don't blame me, sir, for killing you! ”
The fierce male fox fake tiger is mighty.
"Kill me? Hehe! ”
Lin Zifeng smiled faintly, this was the most ridiculous thing he had heard since returning to China.
"You're laughing! Be honest! Someone rebuked angrily.
"It's ridiculous for me to laugh at you. Actually kept watch over me all night outside? I'm sorry for you. ”
Lin Zifeng was still smoking a cigarette and smiled wryly, these guys are the best. Even if you want to seek revenge on yourself, you don't have to wait outside, right? If it was an ordinary ruthless person, it is estimated that he would have rushed to find Lin Zifeng a long time ago, so it can be seen from these that they are not bad-hearted, but they just like to be in the limelight and love to pretend to be 13.
"Try the fuck another laugh."
Seeing that his team had grown, the fierce man was suddenly full of confidence, and pointed at Lin Zifeng's nose with a wooden stick and scolded.
But just when he pointed the wooden stick at Lin Zifeng.
Suddenly! Lin Zifeng's eyes were as cold as silk, and his cheeks, which were originally full of smiles, suddenly became indifferent, and his eyes were full of murder.
It's okay to scold him, but don't insult his parents! It's a taboo for him.
"Do you know what happened to those who insulted my parents in the past?" Lin Zifeng's scarlet eyes stared at the fierce man, and suddenly the smell of gunpowder between the two of them was extremely strong.
Even the fierce man felt that the air was mixed with a cold aura, as if he might be killed at any time! Because when he was in the small bungalow, the fierce man obviously felt that Lin Zifeng's momentum was different, but he couldn't swallow this breath, so he called a few brothers to vent his anger.
But at this time, he was frightened by the aura emanating from Lin Zifeng's body.
Douda's sweat couldn't help but flow down his forehead.
Especially the eyes stared at by Lin Zifeng, as if facing a ferocious lion.
"**** Weizi, you're quite arrogant!"
Lao Tzu is here to repair people, but now he is actually scared like this by the other party's momentum? What has become of this? Immediately, some people were unhappy, picked up the wooden stick and smashed it at Lin Zifeng's head.
The sound of the whirring wind in his ears was mixed with the sound of breaking the sky slightly, Lin Zifeng didn't look at it, and probed it with his right hand! Grab the stick in one hand!
"Sizzle"
Suddenly, someone couldn't help but gasp.
"What? Want to hit me? ”
Lin Zifeng slowly turned his head, his cold eyes were like a brutal lion, and he smiled easily and evilly, but his smile was so terrifying.
The eyes of the big man with the wooden stick are like the eyes of a dead fish! He tried his best to pull the stick back, but Lin Zifeng on the other end of the stick seemed to be holding it lightly, but his white palm seemed to be like an iron tong.
Grabbing the stick is simply hard to pull back.
At this moment, the big man was also dumbfounded, and quickly let go of his hand.
The fierce man also noticed Lin Zifeng's superiority and immediately shrank back.
Then the next scene made the five people present unforgettable for life.
The wooden stick more than one meter long is solid wood, and there is a lot of water in it, and it is conservatively estimated that there must be at least five catties! But Lin Zifeng actually only grabbed the other end, his five fingers moved slightly, and the solid wooden stick actually burst inch by inch.
Immediately after that, the solid wooden stick slowly cracked at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye, and then slowly turned into sawdust! One by one, they fell to the ground.
Suddenly, all five of them showed shocked looks! The five of them's cheeks twisted as the sawdust slowly burst.
Everyone looked incredulous! Some people even started spinning on both calves.
Is this still human? You can knead solid wooden sticks with sawdust! And every inch is broken, it is estimated that even the best Hercules in the world can't do it!
"This ...... This......! ”
"I'm not dreaming!"
"Xiao Liu, are you sure that the wooden stick you brought is solid?"
……
The five of them looked at each other, staring at each other.
"I wonder if you're going to teach me a lesson? Do you want me to get down on my knees? ”
Lin Zifeng still showed kindness on his face and a playful smile.
For Lin Zifeng, killing these five people is like crushing five little ants to death! But he didn't want to hurt the innocent, at least these five people were not as bad as he imagined, so he only tried to scare them with the first edge.
"Huh! Big Brother Big Brother! It's a misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding. ”
The fierce man was shocked at first, but then the smile on his face slowly increased. God's general attitude is reversed.
A smile on his face. Then the four of them also bent down and carried their backs behind the fierce man, and everyone was not stupid, so they had to lower their heads for their lives.
"Misunderstanding? How do I look like you're coming to eat me? ”
Lin Zifeng smiled faintly.
When the fierce man heard this, he quickly smiled all over his face, and said with a smile like a pug: "Big brother was really a misunderstanding just now, we don't recognize Taishan, I hope that big brother, you have a lot of adults, just treat us as a fart, and let it go directly." ”
"Fart?" Lin Zifeng squinted his eyes and wondered: "The fart is not just a casual release!" Gotta give a reason to fart, right? ”
The fierce man is full of cleverness.
Hurriedly stepped forward and said with a straight smile: "Big brother, you have a lot of adults, such a big night, it is all us farts who are ignorant and annoy you, I hope that big brother you will extinguish the fire, just take a breath of breath, and go out directly as a fart, so as to save your old man's heart glucking." ”
"You haven't come up to light the fire for the eldest brother! Why are you stunned? ”
Seeing Lin Zifeng smoking a cigarette, the fierce man was also very sensible, and hurriedly scolded the four of them, and squeezed his eyebrows and hoped that everyone would cooperate.
But everyone is angry and has nowhere to go! Originally, I was here to vent my anger for you tonight, but now it's a horse monkey three! The relationship hit the iron nail, and when he saw Lin Zifeng present, the big guy was not easy to speak, so he glared at the fierce man viciously.
"Come, big brother, your fire." A buddy was clever and hurriedly set Lin Zifeng on fire.
"Yo! Ten dollars a pack of cigarettes, how can you make a fire! My cigarettes are too bad! ”
Lin Zifeng smacked, his face calm.
"Big brother, you smoke my cigarettes, my nephrite stream!"
The fierce man seemed to be extremely attentive at this time, even better than his parents, with a smile on his face, and busy like a dog minion.