Chapter 0219 - Robber Parents
Hearing Young Master Lin say this, the girl Jin Nan immediately said with disdain: "Damn, it's just you...... Save it, Lao Tzu likes that tune, but only for beautiful women, you will be less amorous! ”
As soon as he heard the girl say this, Lin Feng immediately put his mind at ease: "That's good, otherwise I can disgust my brother to death!" ”
At this time, he saw the girl Jin Nan smiled evilly and said, "Hey, Lin Feng, I want to discuss something with you, do you want to hear my good idea?" ”
As soon as Lin Feng heard Jin Nan say that he still had a good idea, he immediately frowned and said, "Don't fool brother, what else do you do besides engaging in those perverted things, is it possible that you still want to introduce a real friend to my brother and me?" ”
As soon as she heard Lin Feng ask, the girl Jin Nan smiled ambiguously and said: "It's almost the same, I have a way to help you get the girl who dragged the girl just now, you help me get that super gentle art teacher, and then we are exchanging, if you want to make it more exciting, the four of us will be in a group p, I guarantee that we can be happy!" ”
Hearing that this little girl had such a strong taste, Lin Feng instantly trembled and said, "You, you...... Is there a show in your group P project where the two of us are facing each other?,If there is, pull this thing down.,My sexual orientation is normal! ”
Looking at the appearance of Young Master Lin's angry little daughter-in-law, the girl Jin Nan was happy: "What's the matter, it's just that the two of us can't die if we do it, it's a big deal that I will 'attack' you and 'accept', and I promise to make you have a desire to be a woman forever!" ”
Listening to the words of the girl Jin Nan, Lin Feng's stomach instantly flipped over, and then he covered his mouth and said, "Woo woo...... Stop, stop, if I want to get you, my brother and I are not interested, remember this matter and don't mention it to me in the future! ”
Seeing that Lin Feng was not on the road, the girl Jin Nan was instantly uninterested. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The next moment, I heard the girl Jin Nan say to herself: "Don't say it, I really haven't been a man, and I don't know what it's like, if you let Lao Tzu come to have a shot, maybe you can catch up with the 'little love' who teaches comics?" ”
It's okay not to listen to this, as soon as he heard this, Lin Feng's qi and blood surged, and in an instant, he had a desire to vomit to the opening of his stomach connected to his esophagus......
"Don't, don't...... Say no more...... Otherwise, I'll go back......" At this time, Young Master Lin had already begun to cover his mouth......
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When Lin Feng took the girl Jin Nan to the Academic Affairs Office of the Central School of Wanghai Science and Technology University, Liang Zhongyong, the director of the Academic Affairs Office, had been waiting in the office for a long time.
Seeing that the parents who had been giving notice for many days were late, Liang Zhongyong, the director of academic affairs, finally found an opportunity to vent his dissatisfaction.
Especially when he saw that behind the girl Jin Nan was a teenager who was about the same age as the person concerned, Liang Zhongyong immediately became angry and did not fight anywhere.
Today's students are really poor, not only poor in learning, but also poor in character!
It's so hard to even call a parent, three times and five times to ask no one to see anyone, and it took a lot of effort to see that it was still a "professional impostor parent meeting" hired for money.
At this time, Liang Zhongyong, the director of academic affairs, accurately thought that Lin Feng was the "pseudo-parent" hired by the girl Jin Nan, because the age gap between the two could not constitute a relationship between guardianship and guardianship.
Thinking of this, Director Liang, who was sitting on the desk, held up the deep myopia glasses on the bridge of his nose, and then asked impatiently: "You are Jin Nan's parent?" ”
Lin Feng originally wanted to help the girl Jin Nan meet the school teacher with a good voice, so that he could say good things and leave her to continue her studies and study, which also lived up to the trust of the boss.
However, when he saw Liang Zhongyong's arrogant and coercive appearance, Young Master Lin immediately lost his temper.
Paralyzed, why are the current teachers so hanging, who do they want to show their mothers with a bad face? Okay, Lao Tzu is good at "countering violence with violence" and "being impolite and impolite".
Thinking of this, Lin Feng stepped forward and pulled another office chair on the side and sat less than ten centimeters away from Liang Zhongyong, looked at the other party's wrinkled old face and said, "Yes, I am the parent of the student Jin Nan, what do you have to say, teacher, I will copy it accurately!" ”
While speaking, Young Master Lin actually picked up the pack of "soft bag China" given by his parents on Liang Zhongyong's table, then tore open the tin foil and took out a stick and put it in his mouth, then picked up the lighter on the table and lit it, took a comfortable puff and said: "Good cigarettes, definitely good cigarettes, then that and that...... Leader, is our golden man studying too well to receive a scholarship, you have repeatedly invited me to come to your humble house to give awards to our parents! ”
Saying this, Young Master Lin skillfully stuffed all the cigarettes and lighters into his back pants pocket, and then added in a thoughtful manner: "Forget about giving me awards, don't engage in those vain heads, give money if you want to give, no one will recognize it except Qian I...... That and that...... Smoking is harmful to health, and I confiscated it on behalf of the student's parents! ”
Liang Zhongyong was stunned, this "fake parent" who paid for money is also fucking shameless!
When other parents come to school, they usually secretly stuff a good cigarette, as long as they know something, at least they have to carry a box of good wine or even send a shopping card.
This grandson is good, he didn't fart, he came and begged for a "scholarship", and in a blink of an eye, he took away a bag of "soft China"!
This pack of "Soft China" was a student's parent who was driven home to honor Director Liang when he came to school in the morning, but before he could put it in the drawer, he was put in his pocket by the shameless "strange parent" in front of him, what the hell is this.
What's more, the other party's Qiu Ba words pretending to be knowledgeable are simply called "donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth"!
The director of academic affairs, Lao Liang, is a Chinese teacher, and his profound language skills and standardized grammar knowledge have allowed him to find no less than ten faults in the twenty-two words in front of Master Lin.
Of course, Lao Liang also knows that the quality of the parents he faces is not high.
However, no matter how low the quality is, you can't come to the things that shamelessly lead the teacher, right?
If you don't have a gift, forget it, this bear goods turned out to be self-righteous as soon as they came up, "selling off" and "playing green skin", and finally grabbed things with their hands, is this a parent or a robber?
Looking at the "fake parents" with hippie smiling faces in front of him, Lao Liang, the director of education, suppressed his anger and prepared to teach his parents a lesson first, and then give a big lesson to the man, mother-in-law, female student, and skillful man who almost lost his job, and finally drove home to reflect, it would be difficult to come back!
Thinking of this, Liang Zhongyong took off the myopia glasses on his face, then opened his mouth to reveal his front teeth that were blackened by smoke and said, "Who are you from Jin Nan's classmate?" ”
As soon as he heard the question from the school leader, Lin Feng immediately sat down and said, "Report to the leader, I am the elder brother of my sister-in-law and grandmother Jin Nan!" ”
Hearing the little rascal in front of him reply, the teaching director Liang Zhongyong said with disdain: "Okay, I think you are Jin Nan's brother for the time being, then, now I ask you, do you know that I called you here today to say something?" ”
As soon as Liang Zhongyong's words fell, he heard Lin Feng reflexively reply: "I must come to receive the scholarship, or I am here to receive the certificate of 'three good students', no matter what, I want this excellent parent to be a 'parent representative' to exchange experiences with other parents who are not so good!" ”
As soon as I saw that Young Master Lin was still on the same page as Liang Zhongyong, the famous "yellow-faced Yama Lord" in the middle school attached to his school, the girl Jin Nan was already smiling on the sofa at the door.
The girl didn't expect Lin Feng to be so funny, as soon as she changed her brother's previous situation of being trained like a grandson by Liang Zhongyong and many other junior staff in the teaching office after he came to school, it seemed that this time she was going to turn defeat into victory.
At this time, Lao Liang, the teaching director, was shocked by the strong psychological quality and extreme thickness of the "fake parent" in front of him!
Director Liang has been teaching for many years, and he has been the director of academic affairs for seven or eight years, and he has met countless students and parents, but he has never been a freak like this freak in front of him.
Thinking of this, Lao Liang decided not to save face for the strange bastard in front of him, so his face turned cold and he said: "I don't care if you are Jin Nan's parent or not, but as long as you come to the middle of Wanghai Science and Technology University, you have to abide by the rules here!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Lin Feng sat up straight again and said, "What the leader said is true, but I just don't know what rules our school has?" ”
Seeing that this guy was quite on the road, Liang Zhongyong said: "The first one is that you can't touch the education and teaching items of the education staff, such as the pack of cigarettes just now, if you take it, it's a violation!" ”
Hearing this, Lin Feng immediately frowned and said, "This pack of cigarettes shouldn't belong to teaching supplies, right?" ”
Seeing that this "fake parent" who was hanging on was still involved with himself, Liang Zhongyong became angry: "Even if it is not a teaching material, you can't take it, because this is another parent...... Whoop...... Anything else, I bought it with my own money, can you take my personal belongings without my consent? ”
Lin Feng had already heard the hidden information in Liang Zhongyong's words, and the next moment he smiled and pointed to a propaganda board hanging on the wall and said: "See, isn't there a stipulation on the 'Teacher Ethics Standard', okay, I'll lead the leader to study and study...... Article 5: Teachers are not allowed to accept gifts from parents, and teachers are not allowed to participate in parents' banquets...... Article 9: Teachers are not allowed to smoke during their work hours...... Smoking is an offence ......"
Lin Feng still wanted to read it, but was immediately stopped by the teaching director Liang Zhongyong and said, "Okay...... Okay, that's that...... The pack of cigarettes...... That pack of cigarettes gave you ......."
At this moment, Lin Feng turned his face to look at Liang Zhongyong, the teaching director with sallow face and sweaty sideburns, and said: "Don't be afraid of the leader, I just took a pack of cigarettes, I will go to our district management committee to 'rectify the style' in a while to admit my mistake, and by the way, I will find the female section member of the inspection department to communicate with me, and happily reflect you on this matter, hey, don't say it, that little girl looks like a thief!" Tut-tut! ”