The No. 10 screening room of the Chida Cinema was already full of people who had come to watch Kung Fu Monkey.

With a loud bang, the monkey mushroom traveled from another world to China, and Kung Fu Monkey began to be officially released.

"Dear audience friends, I am a monkey who knows kung fu, I am a witty and humorous monkey, I am me, different fireworks, Kung Fu Monkey hereby reminds everyone in advance that this is a hilarious rice drama,

Adults please watch with children, male compatriots please watch with their girlfriends, single dogs please bring their own tissues, watch with tissues, because, you know, okay, the above is absolutely serious, please fasten your seat belts, Kung Fu Monkey hilarious sailing!"

With this hilarious narration, the monkey mushroom has come to the land of China shiningly.

From the first minute of Kung Fu Monkey, the hilarious plot has never stopped.

The audience in the entire screening hall who laughed was leaning forward and backward, out of breath.

Qing Hanxi This is also the first time to watch Kung Fu Monkey, and she is about to laugh, and from time to time she laughs and lies on Li Yi's shoulder, and the two proud little white rabbits tremble and tremble, constantly squeezing Li Yi, and Li Yi don't want it.

Isn't there a cliché that if you take your girlfriend to a movie, you either watch a horror movie or a comedy.

These two types of movies are the best for rubbing oil.

Li Yi naturally took advantage of this opportunity to get over his addiction and make a small profit from Qing Hanxi.

However, Qing Hanxi was immersed in the hilarious plot of Kung Fu Monkey throughout the whole process, and she didn't realize it at all.

The two-hour screening of Kung Fu Monkey quickly flashed away in a non-stop hilarious episode.

When the curtain fell, the audience in the screening hall had an unfinished expression.

", this open-ended ending is left, the suspense is repeated, just after watching Kung Fu Monkey, people can't help but look forward to Kung Fu Monkey 2, this director's appetite is too awesome, don't accept it!"

"I thought that even if a rookie director was talented, he would make a medium-to-high movie at most, but when I watched the whole kung fu monkey, it can be said to be flawless and flawless, which is really unbelievable. ”

"Haha, this is the best movie Lao Tzu has seen in 20 years, there is no one, when I came here before, I was still wondering, will I come with a lot of fun, and I will return with a bad mood, now it is completely fun, this 100 yuan is too worth it!"

"I'm a little skeptical now, okay, is this Kung Fu Monkey really as stated in the promotional video, it only took half a month to shoot?"

"It's really okay, one of my cousins is in the Kung Fu Monkey crew, she witnessed the filming process of Kung Fu Monkey with her own eyes, half a month, no special effects, no props, that's called a!"

"No, no special effects, no props, how did you shoot such a fantastic and ghostly picture?"

"My cousin said that the shooting of Kung Fu Monkey used some soft technology of the Wumo School, it's just a hanging stroke!"

"Damn, after watching the whole movie, I didn't write down any plot except for laughing, if this is passed out, it's really embarrassing, no, no, I'm going to watch it again tomorrow." ”

"Hehe, it seems that the effect of this first day is quite good. Li Yi nodded with satisfaction, and walked out of the screening room with Qing Hanxi's little hand: "Xiaoxi, what do you think?"

Qing Hanxi smiled sweetly: "Brother Thirteen, you are so amazing, you have made such a good-looking movie in half a month, hehe, Xiaoxi is about to be laughed to death by that little monkey in our family." ”

Li Yi smiled faintly and looked at the time, it was already more than six o'clock in the afternoon.

"Xiaoxi, I'm going to have dinner with a few classmates at night, do you want to go home first or come with me. ”

Qing Hanxi likes this feeling of being with Li Yi very much, but she also knows that after all, she is just a little maid who was inadvertently saved by the thirteenth brother, and the thirteenth brother is good to her, but she can't get an inch.

She always remembered who she was, and she couldn't let others misunderstand the relationship between her and her thirteenth brother.

Especially can't let Su Mo misunderstand.

"Thirteenth brother, Xiaoxi should go home first. Qing Hanxi stared at the tip of his shoes with his head down.

"This little girl always thinks too much. Li Yi shook his head helplessly.

However, after thinking about it a little, Li Yi decided to send Qing Hanxi home first.

After all, I am going to Sichuan Weiju to invite the three single dogs of the fat man to dinner, if I bring Qing Hanxi, it is really a bit of a suspicion of fancy dog abuse, even if I don't think so, the three fat people will think so.

After sending Qing Hanxi home, Li Yi drove to the small restaurant near Jinghua University where he used to have dinner with the three fat people before he was developed.

When Li Yi arrived, the three fat men were already waiting there.

"Thirteen, why are you so slow, my brothers have been waiting for you for a long time. "Fat people habitually complain.

"Brother Thirteen, what about your girlfriend, why didn't you bring a piece of it?" Fang Wen liked gossip the most, and asked Lehehe.

"Damn, mosquito, don't you think it's enough for our three single dogs to be abused by the thirteenth brother. "Xu Shan doesn't have a good airway.

Li Yiqian smiled: "I was just afraid that you would say that I abused the dog in a fancy way, so I didn't bring her over." ”

"Hehe, it's still thirteen lectures on righteousness, and when we are developed, we don't forget our difficult brothers and sisters, and they still know that they think about us. ”

The fat man was moved by a handful of snot and tears.

"Come on, don't pretend. Li Yi waved his hand angrily.

"Recently, I happened to open a jewelry chain store, and I need people, so if you are okay, come and help, and after graduation, you don't have to bother looking for a job, and the salary is up to you. ”

In fact, Li Yi had already thought about this when he needed funds to start filming Kung Fu Monkey, although he had a lot of gold, silver and jewelry, but if he wanted to make a move, it was not so simple, it was better to open a jewelry chain store, and the water would flow for a long time!

"Thirteen (brother), I love you, just like a shell loves garbage!"

Hearing Li Yi say this, the fat man Fang Wen Xu Shan heard it, and he was excited to pounce on Li Yi.

"Damn, you can't say anything nice. Li Yi kicked the three of them back.

The fat man smiled: "Thirteen, the box office statistics of Kung Fu Monkey on the first day have come out, do you want to know?"

"How much?" Although Li Yi had a score in his heart, he couldn't help but ask.

"Eight million!" said the fat man, a little excitedly.

"I'm going, so much?" Fang Wen Xu Shan said in unison.

"Eight million is how much?" Li Yi shook his head a little speechlessly.

"Brother Thirteen, eight million is enough for us to eat and drink for a few lifetimes. ”

"Do you know how much the investment in this movie is?" asked Li Yi with a faint smile.

"How much?" the fat man's face was full of curiosity.

Li Yi made a gesture of eight: "Eight hundred million!"

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