Chapter Seventy-Seven [Dad, I Want Mother] (Ask for Collection)
This person chained up was none other than the puppet that Xiao Han had brought back from the other world when he was driving for the first time by the Great Monster and the Lingxiang Pig. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Before, Xiao Han was afraid that this puppet would launch a surge to destroy the world, but it was this puppet who blew up most of the monster's lives with one punch. Later, Xiao Han has been busy with the affairs of the small shop, and has never had the opportunity to dispose of this puppet.
Now that I have time, I can deal with it properly. Maybe if you use it well, this puppet will be a great help for you to travel through all worlds and steal treasures from the heavens in the future.
"I don't know if the method of enslaving the puppet that the old man said when he left is right. ”
Xiao Han hesitated for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth fiercely, and made a fierce cut on his finger with a knife - a very slight wound, so that Xiao Han used his strength to feed, but he didn't squeeze out the blood.
"Paralysis!"
Xiao Han scolded angrily, I really don't know how the scenes on TV where he bites his finger to get blood are filmed, he can't make a small cut, how hard those who bite their fingers and bleed are how ruthless.
Well, in the end, Xiao Han still ruthlessly cut a slightly larger wound, and finally squeezed out some blood.
Xiao Han dripped his blood into the puppet's mouth according to what the old man said.
One second, two seconds...
Ten minutes passed, but nothing strange happened.
"Ciao, the father's worship gift given by the old man of this medicine is a pit for a long time!"
Xiao Han is now so angry that he wants to drive the big monster and then cross to the Douqi Continent and knock the dead old man to death.
Boom!
Xiao Han kicked a brick in a fit of rage. With a bang, the bricks shattered instantly, and scattered broken bricks flew all over the sky, one of which crossed a parabolic trajectory in the air and smashed steadily into Xiao Han's hand.
The sharp stone pierced Xiao Han's skin tissue, and blood immediately flowed down.
"It's paralyzed, it hurts!"
Unexpectedly, death came to his head, and Xiao Han was depressed. But that blood can't be wasted, so Xiao Han just dripped it into the puppet's mouth.
Just a few breaths, Xiao Han only felt that somewhere in his mind suddenly twitched, and his whole body trembled violently, and an inexplicable connection connected Xiao Han with the puppet in front of him.
"What an amazing feeling!"
Xiao Han was full of joy, and it felt as if his soul was separated. As soon as his mind moved, the puppet opened its eyes, instantly shattered the chains, knelt on one knee, and the majestic voice echoed throughout the cabin.
"Daddy!"
The sound was like thunder, and the roof of the hut kept falling downward.
Xiao Han's heart trembled, now that he has this puppet son, wouldn't it be, as long as his mind moves, he will immediately wipe out the island country and sweep the Yankees. As for THAAD, which the stick is ready to deploy, to destroy it, it is simply a matter of minutes.
"Hmm. That's a good idea. Now that Sade has not landed, when he falls to the ground that day, I will immediately send my puppet son to blow it up with a punch. ”
Although the country did not let Xiao Han make a fortune, Xiao Han is a patriotic man, a man of my Great Heavenly Empire, and his love for the motherland is imprinted in his flesh and blood.
Well, that's a story for later.
With this puppet in control, Xiao Han is not worried about the safety of the stronghold.
With its protection, a place my size will be impregnable, even if the American Navy SEALs come, and they will not return.
"Your previous master is called Copper Mountain, right? Your bones are as hard as copper, and your body is as thick as a mountain. The name of the copper mountain, good, good!"
"You stay here first, and I'll bring you clothes tomorrow, and I'll take you to a shower by the way. From now on, you will be my Xiao Han's personal bodyguard, guarding the Taoyuan base for me. ”
Xiao Han nodded in satisfaction, then jumped into the truck and drove back.
"Dad, why are you so happy?"
On the way home, the big monster started talking nonsense again.
"That's natural, your father and I have added another son. So blame, you have a younger brother. ”
Really? Then who is my mother, hurry up Dad, let the monster see. The big monster wants to let the mother breastfeed. ”
"I'm grass!" Xiao Han was immediately angry when he heard this, "Stinky boy, don't be delusional, I won't let your mother feed you, you die of this heart!"
No wonder this dog son keeps asking me to find his mother, I see, I see...
It's scary to think about!
"Dad, you don't love the big monster anymore...", the big monster said very disappointed.
During the conversation between Xiao Han's father and the monster son, the Xiao family's restaurant soon arrived.
By this time, it was almost dark, and the far west had been dyed blood-red by the setting sun.
"Mom, I'm hungry, have you cooked well?"
Xiao Han jumped out of the car and shouted in the courtyard from afar.
The big monster was very aggrieved at this time: "Dad, I'm hungry too." I want my mother, I want milk...."
Roll the calves!
Xiao Han directly told the dog son to shut up.
Drink milk?
This guy is deliberately making trouble, what kind of milk does it drink, it drinks diesel!
Running into the living room, Dad was still watching TV leisurely.
"Where's Dad, Mom?"
"Your mother is cooking, there was a thief in the kitchen a few days ago, and your mother just bought some vegetables today. I haven't seen you for a few days, and your mother looks like she's going to cook you some good food. ”
Xiao Han picked up his father's tea and drank it all in one gulp. Xiao Han listened to his father's words just now, and he listened to the word thief.
"I almost forgot about it. Xiao Han put down the teacup and asked his father, "Dad, where is our rat poison?"
"What, what do you want rat poison for?"
The corner of Xiao Han's mouth flashed: "Medicine thief!"
Daddy thinks that the thief had just stolen it a few days ago, and that he had bumped into him again, and he must be too scared to come again. But Xiao Han didn't think so, these guys came for his pork, and if they didn't steal the pork, how could they give up.
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves, Xiao Han estimates that they will come again in the past few days, and Xiao Han is ready to set up the set tonight, just waiting for them to drill in.
Xiao Han smiled sinisterly, and then went to the kitchen to find his mother and asked her where the rat poison had been placed.
Then he took his mother away from the kitchen in a few words, and while there was no one, Xiao Han cut some of his treasured otherworldly Lingxiang pig pork, cooked it, put the seasoning, and the pleasant aromatic pork was ready.
Xiao Han couldn't help but hide it after all, and then tinkered in the kitchen for a while, then closed the kitchen and went back to the living room to eat.
"Xiao Han, is the kitchen door locked? The door was broken by that rich lady, and the door of the house has to be locked, and the province has been robbed again. ”
"It's alright, Mom. There are no valuables in the kitchen, besides, Dad said that the thief was almost stupid by him last time, and he will definitely not come back in the future, right, Dad?" Xiao Han looked at Dad with an inexplicable smile.
Xiao Bisheng raised his head proudly: "That's, son, don't you know that night, I drank in a deep voice, and the thief was so scared that he immediately stayed there, and he twitched all over, and the pork in his hand was stunned, so he fell to the ground in fright, turned his head and ran away." ”
"Haha.."
A family, a meal, laughter, and joy.
In the room, the bronze ancient lamp shines with a dim and warm light
Outside the room, there were several pairs of eyes staring at their home.
This night is destined to be a sleepless night!