Chapter 55: The Wedding (1)

When Tai Bai Xing was arranging other things, Taiyi Zhenren's clone came over and said to Li Youcai with a smile: "How about it, be surprised, I told you, the film and television dramas in the mortal world are not credible, although it is said that he is the great butler of the heavenly court, he is also one of the best evil stars in the heavenly court, otherwise why do you think the Jade Emperor would send him to recruit that monkey?"

Li Youcai: "Senior brother, I think you still hold a grudge against mortal movies to modify your figure." See. Wool, Chinese net"

Taiyi Zhenren: "Can you please stop mentioning this." ”

Li Youcai: "If you don't mention it, don't mention it, senior brother, listen to what you just meant, does the Monkey King really exist?"

Taiyi Zhenren: "Of course, that Sun Dasheng is not simple, with a big background and high skills, if he hadn't annoyed the Jade Emperor back then, he sent Rulai to get him, it is estimated that he is still happy now." “

Li Youcai: "Wait a minute, didn't Monkey King beat the Jade Emperor and hide under the table in the first place? Didn't Rulai invite him? Why are you different from what I know?"

Taiyi Zhenren: "You better watch less TV series, the Jade Emperor will be afraid of a monkey? Our Jade Emperor is the Lord who drove away the Haotian God, forcing the Haotian God not to call himself Haotian anymore, so he can only go to the West to establish Christianity and proclaim himself the God Jehovah." Although that Sun Dasheng said that his ability was good, he was not much different from our twelve golden immortals. As for the Jade Emperor, he is the master who can wrestle with his master. It's just that behind the monkey is Nuwa Niangniang. ”

"The relationship between him and Nuwa Niangniang is similar to the relationship between you and Shizun. You are the auspicious clouds around Shizun, and he is the stone formed by Nuwa Niangniang's mending the sky. It is not an exaggeration to say that Nuwa Niangniang is his biological mother. Nuwa Niangniang is one of the Three Emperors, although she is a little worse than Shizun, but she is also a great power of the Great Dao of Palms. “

"The strength of the Jade Emperor and Nuwa Niangniang is about the same, so at the beginning, I gave Niangniang three points of face, and I never arrested Sun Wukong, but then the monkey went too far, which made the Jade Emperor angry. At that time, it was not long before Jie Rulai preached, so he bowed down to the Jade Emperor and was regarded as a feudal official. At that time, the gods of the heavenly court were afraid of Nuwa Niangniang and did not dare to make a heavy hand, but he was the only one who was stunned and ignored it, which is why he would lead Sun Wukong into Buddhism later, this was to give Nuwa Niangniang an explanation. The subtext is: I beat your son, but I also taught him the skills and helped him achieve positive results, which is a good intention. “

Just as the two brothers were talking and listening, a voice sounded next to them: "You two are very idle." ”

As the voice came, a wave of murderous intent filled the space.

Not to mention Li Youcai, even Taiyi Zhenren shivered.

The two turned their heads to look at the whole thing, only to see Tai Bai Xing staring at the two of them coldly.

Taiyi Zhenren immediately said: "Senior brother, I still have something to do, I'll talk about it later." With that, he fled.

Tai Bai Xing didn't care about him, but looked at Li Youcai and said, "The groom, let's rehearse the process of the day." ”

Li Youcai could only laugh and say, "Okay, okay." ”

I have to say that the rules of the heavenly court are only a lot more than those of the mortal world, and at the end of the day, even Li Youcai, who has a steel body, is tired and has no breath.

On the other hand, Yang Yuhuan is much stronger than him, after all, she only needs to go through every rehearsal once, and Li Youcai has four or five times at least and more than a dozen times, so the groom has become one of the most tired people in the audience.

Taiyi Zhenren didn't run either, maybe Tai Bai Xing complained that he almost kidnapped the groom official, and arranged a bunch of tasks for him today, and the difficulty is not small, such as putting star beads on the roof, arranged according to Zhou Tian Xingchen, and must also run together according to the rules of Zhou Tian Xingdou.

The tables and chairs on the ground should be placed according to the three rivers and five mountains, the surrounding columns and railings should be adjusted according to the three talents and six combinations, and hundreds of thousands of red lanterns should be hung according to the five elements of the eight trigrams.

If Taiyi's true deity is here, these things can be caught, but the problem is that this is just a doppelganger of him. Look at 'Mao's line, Chinese, and net

So at the end of the day, Taiyi Zhenren was tired enough.

In fact, it's not to blame Tai Platinum Star, fifteen days to arrange this place properly, then everyone has to run at full capacity.

And Li Youcai and Yang Yuhuan were busy in the mortal world on 135, and rehearsal in Yuxu Palace on 246.

Finally came the eve of the wedding, and no one assigned Li Youcai any more tasks that night, in order to let him have a good rest.

Nezha originally proposed to open a single arty, but was dragged away by Li Jing.

When everything was quiet, Li Youcai returned to the hotel he had set in Shigong City.

Tomorrow morning, he will set off from here, drive to pick up the bride Yang Yuhuan, and then go to the wedding site of the manor.

Originally, he should have fallen asleep at this time, but now he is not sleepy at all, he has not learned meditation or other methods, and after tossing and turning in bed for a long time, he still decided to get up and practice.

Although "Foodie's Treasure Book" does not pay attention to weekday exercise, Li Youcai's own combat skills still need to be tempered from time to time.

This night Li Youcai spent the process of tempering his combat skills and thinking about new combat skills.

As soon as it was dawn the next day, Li Youcai had already packed up, put on a suit and leather shoes, and waited for the makeup artist to come to the door.

Today's noon wedding is Western-style, and the evening celebration is Chinese-style.

The wedding staff is worthy of being high-end professionals, even if they look down on Li Youcai from the bottom of their hearts, but the efficiency and quality of their work are not bad.

Soon Li Youcai painted his makeup, went downstairs and got into the car, it was rare for him to be a passenger today, although he really wanted to try this car.

The first car is a flying B, and the fleet vehicles behind are also luxury cars.

As soon as the convoy appeared, it attracted the attention of passers-by, who took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Soon, as planned, the convoy avoided the morning rush hour and arrived at the bride's community, and Li Youcai took the lead upstairs, followed by his best man think tank.

His best man is none other than Wei Qixian, the young pavilion master of Shuiyun Pavilion, and Sun Debao, the "eggplant essence", is also in the best man group.

Li Youcai doesn't have many friends in the mortal world, and there are even fewer people who can make friends, especially after he started practicing, he basically doesn't associate with those mortal friends anymore, it's not that he looks down on others, but the world he lives in is really different.

Thinking about it, they can still be regarded as friends in the mortal world, that is, Wei Qixian and Sun Debao.

So these two became the head and deputy head of the groomsmen group, and the other members of the groomsmen group were the junior disciples of the Yuxu Palace.

After receiving Li Youcai's notice, Wei Qixian and Sun Debao were flattered, this great god invited him to be the best man when he got married, which was enough for the two to brag about for a lifetime.

Li Youcai led the crowd to the door of Yang Yuhuan's house, stretched out his hand and knocked on the door a few times.

The door soon opened, but instead of the bride or mother-in-law, it was a group of bridesmaids, holding hands to block the door.

At the same time, the group of bridesmaids shouted in unison: "If you want to enter the door, bring the red envelope first." If the red envelope is not in hand, the bride cannot go. “

The momentum shook the mountains and mountains, and there was a tendency that could not be opened.

Behind this group of bridesmaids, there is a group of melon-eating people's mothers, and Yang Bowen and Zhou Meiqi are also on the list.

Li Youcai was in danger and shouted: "Where is the pioneer?"

Sun Debao replied loudly: "The humble position is here. After speaking, he came to the bridesmaid group and said proudly to the door: "Let's say a number." “

The bridesmaids glanced at each other and shouted in unison: "Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan." ”

Sun Debao smiled contemptuously: "It's a little meaning." ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand to his arms, took out a stack of red Dandan tickets, and threw them into the air, and with a "bang", a red rain fell.

The bridesmaids were suddenly in chaos, and they were all busy picking up the money, and just as Li Youcai was taking advantage of the chaos to kill in, some of the bridesmaids who were not greedy for money blocked the way.

The bridesmaid at the head said: "Don't think that you can get away with it, you want to marry my cousin, and you have to answer three questions about me." ”

Li Youcai: "You ask." ”

Bridesmaids: "What's the difference between the Olympics and your wife?"

Li Youcai was immediately blinded, what is the problem, but he was not fighting alone, and shouted at the moment: "Little ones, the time has come for you to behave." With that, he glanced around his group of best men.

I saw that the groomsmen were also meditating and searching their stomachs, but no one spoke.

It was still the deputy head of the regiment Sun Debao who reacted quickly, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he crawled to Li Youcai's ear and muttered two sentences.

Li Youcai immediately nodded with satisfaction, glanced at Sun Debao approvingly, and said loudly to the bridesmaids: "The Olympics are for the world, and my wife is mine." ”

In a "oh" sound, the bridesmaid said, "That's a good answer, let's listen to my second question: Who will you save first when your mother and your wife fall into the water at the same time?"

Li Youcai wanted to say that I don't have a mother, but this obviously would ruin the atmosphere in front of him, and he could only ask for help from the think tank again, especially looking at Sun Debao.

But this time, even Sun Debao was embarrassed, after all, this is a proposition sent through the ages, and no matter how you answer, it is wrong.

On the contrary, Wei Qixian had an answer, he didn't move, and continued to frown deeply on the surface, but he was secretly transmitting the voice to Li Youcai.

Li Youcai received the transmission and felt that this answer was not bad, so he said to the bridesmaids: "Do you want your cousin to marry an unfilial person or someone who doesn't love her?" ”

The bridesmaid on the other side was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm asking you a question." ”

Li Youcai: "You answer my question first, and then I'll give you my answer." ”

Everyone around was a "Yu" sound, and the bridesmaid stomped her feet: "Okay, you have passed this question, and there is one last question: Who cares about the family's money after marriage?"

This time without a think tank, Li Youcai can return by himself: "Then it goes without saying, of course it's your cousin, my wife." ”

In the applause, Li Youcai walked into the bride's bedroom with his head held high like a victorious general.

Inside, Yang Yuhuan sat on the bed in a wedding dress, and the long skirt almost wrapped the entire bed.

And Yang Yuhuan did not have heavy makeup on her face, but only painted a light makeup, and the head shape created by the stylist perfectly combined her oriental beauty face with the Western-style wedding dress on her body.

Seeing Yang Yuhuan's beautiful appearance, Li Youcai was stunned, and it was not until the surrounding relatives and friends stretched out their hands and shook it in front of his eyes that he found his soul back.

The bridesmaid who asked the question just now smiled evilly and said, "Groom officer, if you want to catch the auspicious time at noon, you'd better move faster." ”

Li Youcai still wondered if this time was quite generous, and Sun Debao behind him reminded: "The bride's shoes are gone." ”

Sure enough, Li Youcai looked down and saw that there was no trace of any shoes on the ground.

Looking up at Yang Yuhuan, she had a "I was also forced" expression on her face.

Before Li Youcai and Yang Yuhuan could communicate with each other, the bridesmaid jumped between the two and said, "Don't try to get a hint from my cousin, if you want to find shoes, you can only rely on yourself." ”

In desperation, Li Youcai could only turn around and shout to the groomsmen: "What are you waiting for, let's find it." ”

This time, there were a total of six groomsmen in the group he brought, including Li Youcai himself, a total of eight people, and the hula all dispersed at once, and began to rummage through the cabinets in the house.

In the groomsmen group this time, there were Feng Fengmo and Chu Xiangjian, who interrogated Idealism with Li Youcai last time.

Both of them are monks of Jindan Dzogchen, and it is not easy to find two pairs of shoes in this small dwelling.

Li Youcai's divine thoughts are not skillful, and now the house is full of bridesmaids, if he sweeps something that should not be seen, and then Yang Yuhuan notices it, then Li Youcai will not be able to eat and walk away.

But the two of them didn't have this scruples, plus Wei Qixian, a foundation-building monk, and soon they told Li Youcai the location of the two shoes.

It is said that these two shoes are hidden enough to lack morality, one was hidden behind the toilet, and this one was found by Wei Qixian on his own initiative, but fortunately, a plastic bag was put on the outside of the shoes, which did not affect the use of the bride.

In addition, the bridesmaid who was the leader was tied to her thighs with transparent glue and covered by her skirt, which made Li Youcai difficult, he looked around, and finally locked his eyes on the fifth best man Xie Kuian.

Li Youcai walked over with a smile and said, "Kuian, do Uncle Gao a favor." ”

Xie Kuian's face immediately collapsed, he was also a Jindan period monk, how could he not know where the shoes were?

But Uncle Gao's uncle has an order, this matter must not be avoided, and when his mind turned, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought about it.

He first walked up to the bridesmaids and kept pleading: "Little sister, just tell us where the shoe is." ”

The bridesmaid smiled disdainfully: "Don't think about my words, you might as well find it quickly." ”

Taking advantage of the distraction of the bridesmaids' talking, Xie Kuian flicked his right hand lightly, and a dark energy passed through the other party's skirt and hit directly on the tape that tied the shoes, breaking the tape.

The shoe fell off naturally, and the bridesmaid reacted half a beat slower, but Xie Kuian's reaction was not slow, he stretched his right foot forward, and with a slight hook, the shoe flew up, and then it was firmly exposed on his hand.

He nodded to the bridesmaids: "Thank you, little sister." ”

Then he turned around and handed the shoes to Li Youcai, and said, "Fortunately, I didn't disgrace my life." ”

Li Youcai smiled: "Well done." ”

Then he walked to the bed and put on Yang Yuhuan's shoes with his own hands.

Someone next to him shouted: "Before the bride gets into the car, her feet must not touch the ground." ”

How could this stump Li Youcai, he stepped forward and picked up Yang Yuhuan, turned around and went downstairs.