Chapter 37: Fare evasion is super easy
"Huh? Didn't you record any videos? Kawakami said dissatisfiedly with a pout. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
It was late at night, and when Su Ye returned to the studio, he was pleasantly surprised to find that Chuan Shangyue was sitting in the studio watching a movie on the computer. Seeing the boy come back, the school girl couldn't wait to see Su Ye's results today, but who knew that she got the answer of "nothing".
"No way, the quality of people who take the subway now is too high!" Su Ye replied with a grin.
"Who said that! There are still fare evaders on the subway! Kawa Shangyue retorted while clicking on the Buling station.
The video produced by Su Chuan Studio on the homepage of Buling Station has been replaced, and the new video is a micro-movie called "Subway Fare Evasion Battle".
"You've been slacking off for a day, and a new video will appear!" Kawa Shangyue said to Su Ye preachily.
As can be seen from the name, this micro-movie is about a subway fare evasion, which makes Su Ye look forward to it. With a mouse tap, the movie starts playing.
A young man in a suit and leather shoes entered the subway with the flow of people, and at this time he swiped his card to enter.
The video began to fast-forward, and soon he was at the site, ready to leave. However, the strange thing is that he is not ready to swipe the card when he leaves the station, but wants to evade the ticket?
At this time, a line of big words appeared on the video, the first type of subway fare evasion: sleepy dragon ascending to heaven. I saw that the fare evader brother looked left and right, and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he rushed towards the fence more than one meter high. With his height and speed, it's only a matter of a second to climb over the fence!
Just when the fare evasion brother was about to climb over the mountains and the sea, a security guard came out next to him! In the picture of the fare evasion brother running, he saw six roads, listened to all directions, and immediately found the security brother. I saw that he was not in a hurry, his speed remained the same, he ran under the fence, and then in the vigilant eyes of the big brother of the security guard, he took out his mobile phone and began to take pictures of the small advertisements on the fence......
The Sleepy Dragon Ascension was obviously a failure, but it didn't matter. Soon another line of big words appeared on the video, the second type of subway fare evasion: follow the shadow!
This time, the fare evader brother targeted the ticket gate, and I saw him closely follow behind a thin man and walk towards the ticket gate. Next, as long as this skinny man swipes the card, he will be able to go out with the skinny man! Who called this skinny man skinny?
However, what shocked him happened, the thin man actually went out with the person standing in front of him! It turns out that this is also a peer!
It doesn't matter, Ronin has failed with her entourage, and there is a third trick! I saw a line of big words appear on the video again, the third type of subway fare evasion: indiscriminate filling!
The video then began at the moment when the skinny man went out with others, and saw the fare evader very calmly reach out and touch a ticket checker, pretending to have swiped the card and then walked forward. At this time, a girl who followed him couldn't wait to put the card on the ticket checker. So the fare evasion brother took the opportunity of the sister's card to swipe the card and went out in a good way, but the girl was trapped in the subway.
Success!
The video starts fast-forward again, this man is off work! This time, when he was about to enter the subway, he began to evade the fare, mixed in the flow of people, and when he arrived at the ticket gate of the turnstile, he launched the fourth type of subway fare evasion without a trace: long legs and capricious! I walked straight through the bar at the turnstile!
At the end of the video, the man swiped his card and left the subway, and a man appeared to interview him: "Brother fare evader, may I ask, why do you have to swipe your card when you enter the subway this morning and leave the subway at night?" Wouldn't it be cheaper to not brush at all? ”
"Swipe the card in the morning, even if I am caught evading the ticket, it can be explained that I swiped the card but couldn't get out, so I evaded the ticket~" The fare evader brother said, "Swiping the card at night is to prove that I got out of the subway, and I can continue to swipe the card tomorrow morning!" ”
I have to say that the wisdom of the working people is really infinite! After the micro-movie was played, the comments below were in full swing, and the 666 like swiping the screen gave Chuan Shangyue a strong sense of crisis.
Seeing Su Ye looking at this video with a smile, Chuan Shangyue said anxiously: "Why aren't you anxious at all?" If this continues, our Suchuan studio will be forgotten! ”
"It's okay!" Su Ye said disapprerovingly, "Don't forget my purpose for opening a studio!" ”
"Isn't it a prank...... Kawa Shangyue thought about it for a moment, tilted his head and asked weakly.
The young man flicked his forehead and said in Chuan Shangyue's coquettish voice: "It is to improve the social atmosphere and guide the healthy development of human civilization!" The more people who make videos, the happier I am! ”
"You have to dominate the video scene so that the videos you make will become the benchmark in the industry. The videos you record are all about lashing out at social immorality, so that others will imitate it. Otherwise, if the leading boss records a funny video, no one will watch your video at all, and it will be up to you to see what you will do! Kawakami said angrily.
"Well, what you're saying makes a lot of sense, and it looks like I'm going to have to think of a backup plan." Su Ye touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
I have to say that Buling Station has been very lively in the past few days, since the video uploaded by Su Chuan's studio has caused a hot response, many people in the city have uploaded their own works in the studio, and "Subway Fare Evasion Battle" is one of the best! These videos are very interesting, and there is nothing to do anyway, so why not watch other people's videos for inspiration!
Thinking so, Su Ye began to look for some other videos on the website. Kawa Kazuki watched the boy start to take his competitors seriously, nodded with satisfaction and asked, "Do you want to eat walnuts?" ”
"You bought walnuts? Do you have the tools here? Su Ye replied without raising his head, "Just give it to me directly, I'll take it apart myself!" ”
With a "pop" sound, the young man turned his head to look and saw Chuan Shangyue smashing a walnut with one hand, and holding a soft and slender hair from somewhere in the other hand, and asked with a cold face: "Brother Ye, when did your hair grow so long?" ”
"Hmm, maybe it was taken by someone else when I was doing the subway, right?" Su Ye replied without changing his face.
"Oh? I see! So the foam on the soles of your feet is also someone vomiting on the subway? Kawa Shangyue said as he smashed several walnuts.
"Yes! Nowadays, people's physical fitness is too poor, motion sickness is motion sickness, and foaming at the mouth! I guessed it by accident! Su Ye laughed dryly and replied intently.
Chuan Shangyue still wanted to ask, but at this time, the boy opened a video, and suddenly a scream came from the speaker......