[85] Look, your husband beats me
The next day, Li Xiaowu got up early to exercise, and yesterday's overwork and coma made him have to start worrying about his body. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After playing a few sets of boxing techniques in the backyard, Li Xiaowu carried a large stone of more than 100 kilograms on his back and ran in circles around the villa.
After thirty laps, Li Xiaowu put down the big stone and panted; "Your sister, I'm tired of Lao Tzu, huhuhu... I haven't exercised for six or seven years, and my body is a little old.
I must strengthen my physical exercise from tomorrow, otherwise when I see the old man in the future, I will be knocked down by him with a punch, then I will really be embarrassed. ”
Taking a towel to wipe the sweat off his face, Li Xiaowu walked to Huang Xiaojie's room and carried the little guy to the backyard like a chicken.
Opening his eyes in a daze, the little guy looked at Li Xiaowu with a puzzled face; "Uncle, why did you bring me up so early? I've been expelled from kindergarten and now I don't have to get up early to go to school. ”
Rubbing the little guy's little head, Li Xiaowu said with a smile; "Didn't you say you wanted to learn martial arts from your uncle? Hurry up and cheer up, my uncle will teach you the peerless martial arts now, and the task of maintaining world peace will be handed over to you in the future. ”
Eh, why are you talking about the lines in kung fu?
As soon as the little guy heard that he could learn martial arts, his two little eyes immediately shone brightly; "Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely learn martial arts hard, and I will definitely carry forward the martial arts you taught me in the future."
Patting the little guy's little shoulder, Li Xiaowu nodded and said with a smile; "Since you are so confident, let's start with the basics, run twenty laps around the villa, then squat and walk for half an hour, plus thirty push-ups, and start running now."
Although he was taken aback by the amount of exercise that Li Xiaoxiao said, Huang Xiaojie was also open this time in order to learn martial arts, and followed with his little short legs, and ran behind Li Xiaoxiao's ass.
Seeing that the little guy was running and hehehehaha, Li Xiaowu's face was stern; "Shut up, don't make a sound when running, and breathe through your nose, don't breathe through your mouth."
It's so scary when my uncle has a straight face, he's he.... You shouldn't hit me, right? Mom, hurry up and run, or you'll be beaten and you'll be finished.
Seeing Li Xiaoxiao's face, Huang Xiaojie couldn't help but think of him beating. The way they were at the time, so the little guy used his strength to feed, and ran desperately around the villa with his little short legs.
Running too fast, after ten laps the little one was tired like a dog, leaning against the wall panting; "I'm tired, huhuhu.... Uncle, I can't run anymore, can I take a break and run again? ”
Li Xiaowu didn't answer him, but found a thin bamboo from a distance and approached the little guy with a smile.
The little guy looked at Li Xiaowu's bamboo, then looked at his smiling face, and hurriedly ran desperately with his little short legs, and shouted loudly.
"Auntie, aunt.... Your husband is going to beat me, you come and save me.
Grandpa grandpa... Hurry up and save me, your only grandson is about to be beaten, your good son-in-law is going to beat your grandson, why don't you come out and stop me?
Mommy Mommy.... Hurry up and save me, your precious son is about to be beaten, uncle, he is going to beat me, you come and save me.
Grandma Grandma ...... It's over, I forgot that my grandmother went out to buy groceries, who else didn't shout? Dad. Uncle. and sister-in-law, then call your uncle first.
Uncle and uncle..... Come and save me, someone is going to beat me, you come and save me, uh, it's so embarrassing, since the person who forgot to beat me is my uncle. ”
Under the threat of Li Xiaoxiao's force, the little guy burst out of his potential, and easily completed the task of twenty laps.
With a whoosh, Li Xiaowu ran to the little guy, carried the little guy who was about to escape back to the backyard like a chicken, and then spread his little short legs and began to teach him how to do a half-squat zama step.
At first, the little one thought it was fun to squat, but after ten minutes, the little one began to work harder and harder, and his little head began to be covered with sweat.
Although he really wanted to give up practicing martial arts and go back to sleep, but when he saw Li Xiaowu's slender bamboo, he obediently forgot that he wanted to go back to sleep, gritted his teeth and endured the pain and continued to persevere.
Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaojie lay on the ground and said pitifully; "Uncle, let me go, I'm really tired, let me go back and rest, okay?"
Li Xiaowu didn't answer him, but picked up the bamboo and slapped it on his ass fiercely, and the little guy jumped up from the ground with a scream.
"Uncle, are you really fighting? Oops, hey... It hurts me to death, stop and stop fighting, can't I practice? Huang Xiaojie covered his buttocks and said with a face full of grievances.
Ignoring the little guy's pitiful expression, Li Xiaowu still said with a straight face; "Bend your feet down a little further, the fists of your hands are clenched, harder haven't you eaten last night? After squatting, you are not allowed to move, and you are not allowed to cry, and if you cry, I will invite you to eat bamboo. ”
Ten minutes later, Li Xiaowu said to the poor little guy; "Okay, no need to zama step, now start doing push-ups, after doing thirty standard push-ups, you can go back to your room to rest."
After finishing the Zama step, the little guy started to do push-ups with a bitter face, he was too tired, and after the little guy did thirty push-ups, he lost his temper and stopped doing it, and ran to the house to complain in tears.
When the little guy entered the house, Huang Tingting and the others happened to be eating breakfast, and the little guy took off his pants directly and pointed to the red mark on his buttocks, and yelled at Huang Tingting.
"Auntie, aunt... Look. Look. Your husband did a good thing, since your husband beat me with a bamboo, hey, hey, it hurts to kill me, aunt, you must give me an explanation today, otherwise I will not be finished with you. ”
Mei Hanlin looked at the little guy's buttocks and said with a puzzled face; "Xiaojie, your uncle, why did he beat you? Are you disobedient again and angered your uncle? ”
Pulling up his pants, Huang Xiaojie said with a face full of grievances; "I didn't disobey, my uncle taught me to practice martial arts in the morning, I was really tired, I just lay on the ground and rested for a while, but my uncle beat my ass with bamboo."
"Little guy, you are content, your uncle is still just beating you with bamboo, you must know that when your uncle used to practice martial arts, his grandfather beat him with a stick.
Good guy, if his grandfather's stick goes down, if you take your little buttocks, it is estimated that you will never be able to get out of bed if you don't cultivate for ten days and half a month. Xia Mingming said with a smile while eating breakfast.
When the little guy heard Xia Mingming's words, he unconsciously covered his ass and swallowed his saliva, and then quickly ran into his room and locked the door, for fear that Li Xiaowu would pull him to practice martial arts again.