Seeing Liu Xiaoping who suddenly appeared, Ke Li's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she lowered her head and wanted to explain, but she didn't know how to speak. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

looked at Keli who was blushing, Liu Xiaoping stepped forward to take her hand and said with a smile on her face; "No need to explain, no need to be shy, my sister is not the kind of stingy person, go, dare to talk to my sister, go to my sister's room to talk."

Keli raised her head, looked at Liu Xiaoping, and then nodded; "Okay, I'm sure my sister won't eat me, hehehe......."

After Liu Xiaoping and Keli went upstairs, Lin looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a nervous face; "Li, will your wife beat my sister?

Although my sister is not your wife yet, I have called you brother-in-law, so you can't favor one over the other and watch my sister get beaten. ”

Looking at Lin's dress, Li Xiaowu nodded and said funny; "Look at it, how beautiful it looks like this, I really don't understand the three of you, it's obviously a girl, you have to dress like a boy every day."

Looking down at his clothes, Lin said with a smile; "What's the matter, Li, am I very beautiful, do you have a trace of love for me, a trace of it, hahaha......."

"You, a woman who doesn't abide by women's morals, have become my girlfriend, since you openly seduce my father like this, your future father-in-law, Lin, I'll tell you, you're finished, hum." Xiao Zhengtai crossed his hands on his hips and looked at Lin angrily.

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such a shameless one, obviously he kissed himself, and then without his permission, he said that he was his girlfriend, and now since he said the other way, he is a woman who does not abide by women's morals.

Lin looked at Xiao Zhengtai and said angrily; "When did I become your girlfriend, I wasn't your girlfriend, why didn't I abide by women's morals, huhuhu... I'm. ”

Xiao Zhengtai did not answer Lin's words, but walked in front of Li Xiaowu and said with a smile; "Dad, I heard you have a lot, wife and lover.

I advise you to be the best, it's better to be a little more restrained, my mother just recently bought a pair of sharp scissors, and the cutting wire can be cut with a click, hehehe.... ”

Looking at Xiao Zhengtai's smiling face, Li Xiaowu didn't know why, and suddenly had a creepy feeling, especially when the little guy said click, Li Xiaowu suddenly felt that there was a cold wind blowing through his lower body.

With a shudder, Li Xiaowu hugged Xiao Zhengtai and said with a smile on his face; "Well, can you tell Dad where Mom's scissors are, if you tell Daddy, Dad will buy you a pair of Mickey Mouse pajamas."

Xiao Zhengtai nodded and said with a smile on his face; "The scissors are in the closet of Mom's room, hehehe.... Mom is on it now, you don't have a chance to go up and steal it, Dad, do it yourself. ”

"Ahh Sister, how can you do this? When Li Xiaowu asked Xiao Zhengtai a question, Klee upstairs suddenly screamed.

The scissors were placed in the closet of Liu Xiaoping's room, the scissors were newly bought and very sharp, thinking of this, Keli's scream was mistaken by Li Xiaowu that Liu Xiaoping was stabbing Keli with scissors.

After Li Xiaowu secretly screamed badly, he put down Xiao Zhengtai and quickly rushed to Liu Xiaoping's room, and then kicked the door of the room open.

Kicking open the door and taking a look at the situation inside, Li Xiaowu secretly said again that it was not good, and then ran downstairs as if he had to run for his life.

Liu Xiaoping walked to the door wrapped in a bath towel and shouted angrily; "Li Dongdong, you bastard, since you dare to kick the door of the old lady, you wait for me to see how I will clean you up."

Xiao Zhengtai looked at Li Xiaowu and said with disdain on his face; "Dad, you're very good, since you went to peek at your mother and that aunt plucking your foot hair, you have to change your quirk, girls don't like it, men know that they have foot hair."

Li Xiaowu looked at Xiao Zhengtai and wanted to cry without tears; "You know they're plucking their feet, why didn't you tell Dad earlier?

Now, Daddy has kicked your Mom's door lock, and your Mom has threatened to clean up Daddy, and Dad has been miserable by you. ”

"You run faster than a rabbit, and you still blame me, besides, you didn't ask me yourself, what are they doing?" Xiao Zhengtai looked at Li Xiaowu and said with contempt on his face.

Looking at Xiao Zhengtai with a bitter face, Li Xiaowu can only pray silently now, don't wait for the next storm, don't come so violently.

An hour later, Li Xiaoxiao's punishment came as he wished, and he took care of the task of buying vegetables, cooking, taking care of the children, and washing the dishes today.

Li Xiaowu took little Tyson and Xiao Zhengtai, swaying like a duck rowing boat, swaggering towards the supermarket in Chinatown, along the way, the father and son became a unique and beautiful scenery.

With exactly the same walking posture, exactly the same eye movements, exactly the same arrogance, plus 80% similar faces, a discerning person can see at a glance that these three people are three fathers and sons.

When passing by the dumpling restaurant, the waiter covered his stomach and looked at Xiao Zhengtai and laughed; "Hahaha.... Obviously, are you learning to walk with your father and brother? ”

Xiao Zhengtai continued to walk forward with Li Xiaowu, and said without looking back; "We're going grocery shopping, so I don't have time to take care of you."

Li Xiaowu resumed normal walking, looked at Xiao Zhengtai, and said with embarrassment; "It's too embarrassing to walk like this, let's change back to a normal walking posture."

Xiao Zhengtai and Little Tyson nodded, and then obediently changed back to a normal walking posture, seeing the two little guys so obedient, Li Xiaowu thought that this time to buy vegetables, it should be very smooth.

Half an hour later, Li Xiaowu stood in the office of the supermarket, looking at the large number of items in front of him that needed compensation, and suddenly had the urge to beat up Xiao Zhengtai.

gritted his teeth, and in the end, Li Xiaowu still lost money with a bitter face.

After seeing Li Xiaowu lose money, the manager of the supermarket said with a smile on his face; "Sir, do you need us to help you get these things home?"

"No need, you can take these things to a nearby orphanage and donate them under the name Liu Yunming." Li Xiaowu took Xiao Zhengtai and Xiao Tyson slowly out of the office, and said without looking back.

After coming out of the supermarket, Li Xiaowu held the purchased vegetables in one hand and Xiao Zhengtai with a small mouth in the other, and slowly walked towards Liu Xiaoping's villa, and Little Tyson followed closely behind Li Xiaowu with his head down.

As soon as he got home, Xiao Zhengtai ran to Liu Xiaoping and pointed at Li Xiaoxiao's angry voice; "Mom, the bad dad murdered me just now, you hurry up and help me beat him, so that he won't dare to murder me again in the future."

Liu Xiaoping hugged Xiao Zhengtai, looked at Li Xiaowu and asked funny; "What's the matter, isn't this little guy doing something again, something earth-shattering?"

Li Xiaowu walked into the kitchen with the vegetables he bought, and said in the kitchen; "Hell, what I experienced just now, those things I experienced, you won't believe it when you say it, little Tyson told you sister, what did you two brothers do in the supermarket?"

Looking at Liu Xiaoping's expectant faces, Little Tyson said with embarrassment; "Actually, I didn't do anything, I just accidentally threw a live freshwater shrimp into the clothes of a fat aunt of more than 300 pounds, but the fat aunt screamed, and then knocked down six shelves."

"The uncle who sells fish in the supermarket, when he was killing fish, I screamed loudly, and then the uncle who killed fish cut off his hand." Xiao Zhengtai looked at Liu Xiaoping and said with a smile.

"And, go on." In the kitchen, there was a shout of Li Xiaowu, with anger.

Xiao Zhengtai looked at Liu Xiaoping and said with embarrassment; "When I was taking the elevator, I accidentally pricked it with a needle, and an aunt's fake breasts, and the aunt scolded my father."

Half an hour later, Liu Xiaoping, Ke Li, and Lin looked at the kitchen at the same time, and said with a sympathetic expression; "It's really hard to be a man!!

In particular, it is even more difficult to be our man, it is really difficult for him, he can be scolded eighty times when he buys vegetables. (To be continued.) )