Chapter 63: The Red Pig
"Black-haired brute, let me out, let's fight for three hundred rounds!"
"Black-haired brute, you don't have a fart when you give birth to a son!"
"Black-haired brute, your whole family is a brute!"
"Black-haired brute, you-"
Zhang Xiaopaw's scolding gradually faded, firstly because he really had no strength, and secondly, because he was poor in words, he scolded the whole family of the black giant ape for being beasts, and almost didn't laugh at himself.
Gollum - Gollum - Gollum β
The temperature in the stove was getting higher and higher, and the red soup was tumbling and a lot of bubbles were bubbling.
Zhang Xiaopu had thought that he would be eaten by the black giant ape, but he never imagined that the black giant ape would treat him with such a high standard, and he had prepared a soup with good color and flavor, and wanted to cook him and eat it.
But if it is cooked alive, it is better to tear it alive, at least the pain of the latter is short-lived.
The furnace wall was smooth, and Zhang Xiaopaw couldn't find a point of focus, so he could only keep floating in the soup. The heat was getting hotter and hotter, his muscles twitching, and the steaming water clogged his nostrils, and each breath was like inhaling two fire dragons, burning all the way down his nose and into his chest.
Zhang Xiaopai's consciousness began to blur, and he closed his eyes sadly, knowing that he was going to be scalded to death, and then boiled to a fragrant taste, and then fished out of the soup by the black giant ape and enjoyed beautifully.
His hands stopped moving, his feet stopped kicking, and his body sank.
In a trance, his belly stirred, and he suddenly felt so hungry in his stomach, his hand happened to grab a round thing, and subconsciously sent it to his mouth, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the hot soup poured into his mouth, and he rolled in the soup in pain.
However, the pain in his heart awakened a little of his vague consciousness, and he hurriedly moved his hands and feet to float his head out of the soup, and the hunger in his belly reminded him of a saying: It is better to be a man who supports the dead than to be a ghost who starves to death.
Zhang Xiaozhu scooped up with both hands, grabbed a rhizome-like thing with one hand, and grabbed a piece of something that was neither soft nor hard with the other hand, it felt like a half-cooked sweet potato, there was no light in the stove, and he couldn't see what he was grasping in his hand at all, and he didn't care about what he was grasping.
"I'd rather be a dead man than a starving ghost. When Lao Tzu is full, he will pour urine and feces into the soup and give your black-haired beast a slow meal. Zhang Xiaopaw shouted viciously, and at the same time stuffed the things in his hand into his mouth and chewed violently.
Crunch squeak β
The rhizome-like thing is crisp in the mouth, overflowing with sweetness, and what is even more peculiar is that it has been boiled in the hot soup for so long, but there is a cool feeling in the mouth, which feels like eating a watermelon chilled with well water in the hot summer, which is not too refreshing!
The rhizome was only the length of two palms, and Zhang Xiaopaw ate it into his stomach in a few bites, feeling the cool feeling emanating from his abdomen, so comfortable that his snot bubbles bubbled out.
Crunch β
The unexpected surprise made Zhang Xiaopaw suddenly full of expectations for what was cooked in the soup, and hurriedly put the sweet potato-like thing in his other hand into his mouth, and felt slightly disappointed after taking a bite, the taste was very poor, like soaked soft wood, and it was boiled hot, without a surprising coolness.
But Zhang Xiaopaw is not a picky eater, swallows dates, and eats this thing into his stomach in a few bites.
With his hand in the hot soup, he grabbed a grass, the blade of which was already boiled and slimy. Zhang Xiaopaw didn't care, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it indiscriminately before swallowing it.
Grabbed a round thing again, very big and soft, Zhang Xiaopu grabbed it and inserted all five fingers into it, he was not a picky eater and sent it directly to his mouth, and suddenly a refreshing fragrance penetrated into his nose.
Slippery, soft and glutinous, melts in the mouth, although it is very hot, the refreshing fragrance makes Zhang Xiaopaw want to stop, and he almost swallows his tongue together.
Then Zhang Xiaopaw fished several kinds of things, but they were all things that did not resist hunger, not only did he not eat enough, but he felt more and more hungry, so he fished hard, and even the little white bird was eaten clean by him with his fur. In the end, I couldn't catch anything, so I simply opened my mouth and gulped down the soup.
Gollum - Gollum β
Not to mention, the soup tastes very delicious, and it is the best soup Zhang Xiaopaw has ever drunk in his life.
"Let you cook Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will make you have no soup to drink!" Zhang Xiaopaw thought viciously as he gulped down the soup.
Gollum - Gollum β
"When the soup is finished, Lao Tzu tears himself up and eats it, so he will leave a stomach of feces and urine for you. Zhang Xiaopaw gritted his teeth and said.
Gollum - Gollum β
Gollum β
Zhang Xiaopaw once again showed his amazing appetite, and he drank such a large pot of soup to the bottom in one sip, but his stomach was also bulging high, and it was like a water bag full of water.
Hiccup β
Zhang Xiaopaw sat at the bottom of the stove, burping constantly.
There was no soup in the Dan furnace, and the bottom of the furnace was burned red after a while, and Zhang Xiaopaw sat at the bottom of the red hot furnace, and his buttocks couldn't feel the heat.
It's not that Zhang Xiaopaw can't feel the heat, but he can't feel the heat outside his body, and his body is so hot that he has to suspect that his internal organs, muscles, and bones are burning violently. When you touch the hot hearth of the stove, you can even feel a little cool.
"Is this to be steamed to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside?" Zhang Xiaopai said bitterly.
Zhang Xiaopaw was very uncomfortable, his body was burning like charcoal, the skin on the surface of his body was getting tighter and tighter, it felt like the body moisture had been roasted dry, and the epidermis began to wrinkle and tighten, although his eyes could not see, but he could imagine what kind of picture it was, because he often roasted sparrows, and when they were roasted to seven minutes, the skin of the sparrows would be tightened like this, yellow and bright, full of color and fragrance.
Click!
The lid of the furnace suddenly opened, and the midday sun shone into the furnace, but it was quickly obscured, and it was the head of the black ape blocking the mouth of the furnace, and it was poking its head into the furnace.
Zhang Xiaopaw looked up and found that the furnace mouth had become smaller for some reason, and his vision was limited, and he could only see half of the black giant ape's face.
He could clearly see that the black giant ape's eyes were round, and his eyes were full of shock and incomprehension.
"Haha, black-haired beast, I can't imagine that Lao Tzu is still alive, right?" Zhang Xiaopu laughed proudly and gave the black giant ape a defiant look.
"Your soup has become Lao Tzu's feces and urine, if you want to eat it, Lao Tzu will reward you with a soak. β
"Black-haired brute, eat. β
Zhang Xiaopaw wantonly abused and vented his resentment.
The black giant ape stared at Zhang Xiaopaw in the Dan furnace without blinking, turning around the Dan furnace in a circle, scratching the back of his head with both hands, and the confused expression was clearly written on his face, but he didn't know why it was confused?
Don't you understand why Zhang Xiaopu didn't die?
Still don't understand where most of the soup has gone?
Or both.
Bang β
Suddenly, the black giant ape slapped his hands on the wall of the stove, picked up the stove, and then twisted his wrist so that the mouth of the stove was facing down.
Zhang Xiaopai in the stove suddenly spun around, rolling towards the furnace like a gourd.
Feeling that the black giant ape wanted to pour himself out of the furnace, Zhang Xiaopaw couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and sighed: "Damn, pick up another life!"
But just as he was about to roll out of the furnace, there was a sudden bang, and his whole body hit the furnace wall, and he didn't roll out of the furnace and fall on the grass as he imagined.
Zhang Xiaopaw opened his mouth wide in surprise, he found that when the stove lid was opened before, he looked up and felt that the furnace mouth had become smaller, this was not an illusion, but the furnace mouth had really become smaller, otherwise why would his body be stuck in the stove and couldn't get out?
"It can become bigger and smaller, it's really a magical Dan furnace!" Zhang Xiaopaw couldn't help but exclaim.
Bell Knock Knock β
The black giant ape held the Dan furnace in both hands, shaking and shaking vigorously, trying to get Zhang Xiaopaw out of the Dan furnace, but Zhang Xiaopaw's body would get stuck every time he reached the furnace mouth. The black giant ape not only failed to get Zhang Xiaopu out of the Dan furnace, but almost knocked Zhang Xiaopu to death in the Dan furnace.
Zhang Xiaopaw was like a ball, dangling by the black giant ape, hitting his head on the hard furnace wall and raising a big bag, and his forehead, nose and face were also hit and couldn't bear to look at it directly.
The black giant ape's hand was too big to reach into the furnace mouth, but it was also smart enough to turn the Dan furnace upside down, let Zhang Xiaopu fall at the furnace mouth, and then put two fingers in, pinched one of Zhang Xiaopaw's arms, and dragged it out without saying anything.
Zhang Xiaopaw was dizzy and dizzy in the Dan furnace, and before he could react to what was going on, he was pinched by an arm by the black giant ape and dragged out of the Dan furnace alive.
Po β
Zhang Xiaopai's big belly stuck in the mouth of the stove, and when he was pulled out, he made a crisp sound, like pulling out a skin plug.
The black giant ape didn't do anything to Zhang Xiaopu, but threw him to the ground, and then gestured at Zhang Xiaopu with both hands, and his mouth was still whining, as if he was in a hurry.
Zhang Xiaopaw looked at the black giant ape and pointed at him with one hand, the palm of the other hand was facing up, and the five fingers were close together and then quickly opened, so the cycle went back and forth, thinking that the black giant ape was shocked why he could eat so much and why his stomach was not bursting, so he patted his bulging belly and said proudly: "That's how Lao Tzu isββ"
He wanted to say, "That's how Lao Tzu can eat", but he stopped abruptly halfway through the sentence, because he found that his hand couldn't even touch his belly. He hurriedly looked down, and the sight almost scared his heart out of his throat.
He saw that his body was swollen at some point, and his burned red skin was all bulging high, as if it had been inflated. His arms became thicker than his thighs, his thighs thicker than his waist, and his belly was swollen like a big bulge, and his fingers couldn't reach his belly at all.
The skin of the entire body was swollen to the point of being almost transparent, and it was about to explode before it looked at it.
Only then did he realize that he had felt his skin getting tighter and tighter in the Dan furnace before, not because his body had been dried dry, but because his skin was swollen.
I also understood why the furnace mouth became smaller, and I could only see half of the black giant ape's face, it turned out that it was not that the furnace mouth became smaller and blocked his vision, but that his upper and lower eyelids were swollen and blocked his eyes, and it was his body that expanded and expanded, so he was stuck in the furnace and couldn't get out.
At the same time, he understood what the black giant ape was gesturing, and it was telling him that his body was about to explode.
"What's going on?!" Zhang Xiaopaw wanted to cry without tears, and his mind was full of question marks.