After Liu Mang finished breakfast, Li Dapang rubbed his waist and came back, and the group took a few helicopters, left the beautiful seaside royal leisure center, and flew in the direction of Samora. Huoran? Wen???? ???．? ｒ?ａ?ｎ ?ｅ?ｎ?`ｏ?ｒ?ｇ

When he went back, Liu Mang was not with those big and small beauties, but took a helicopter with Li Dapang and Li Fan.

After the plane took off, Li Dapang couldn't stop complaining, saying that the maid Lisa was not good, and she was simply a tigress.

I knew that it was so powerful, and he could control his lower body no matter what he said, and not provoke Lisa's maid, and now he can be regarded as suffering.

Liu Mang said with a smile: "I see, it's a good thing that you can meet her." You see, if she doesn't care about you, how can she treat you like that, I think you are quite suitable, and she is very beautiful, or you can just make a pair. ”

"That's not good, brother, you really don't know how fierce she is, with her, I'm a lost little lamb, only to be ravaged. The women of Samora are not easy to mess with, and the women of the Samora Palace are even more difficult to mess with, so I'd better not provoke them. Bald donkey, don't talk nonsense, if you like it, I'll give it to you? ”

Li Fan said angrily: "I, fat pig, you want to buy a pair of chopsticks brand new, why do I want second-hand goods when I find a girlfriend?" I'm not uncommon with broken shoes you've played. ”

Li Dapang said: "Hey, bald donkey, you haven't changed a lot, I didn't care if I met the green tea who was born on the stage before, I felt that I had met true love, why is there a plot now?" ”

mentioned his ex-girlfriend, Li Fan was angry, and said angrily: "It's not because I met that green tea, I can see it clearly, that kind of skirt is not tight at all, a woman who can't control two legs, and a woman who can be picked up by other men at will, is not worth cherishing at all." In my life, I won't marry a non-pure girl! I can see through it, it's better for women to be pure. ”

Li Dapang looked disdainful, and was busy fighting Fanlai, "Cut, if you really meet a fairy-like woman, do you care if it's second-hand?" ”

Li Fan said: "If the immortals really said otherwise, you buy a spoon, the same price, an ordinary new spoon, and an antique spoon worth millions, what would you choose?" But if it were a pair of the same ordinary spoon, one that had been used and the other was brand new, what would you choose? ”

Li Dapang didn't think so, and said: "Look at you, you are not right, women are women, spoons are spoons, of course I buy spoons to buy new ones, but women are not spoons, it is wrong for you to say that." ”

"You're not done yet, are you, what kind of woman do I like to find, what's wrong with you in the way of fat pigs, why do you care so much? You have to be more realistic, then let me ask you, a pair of twins, they look exactly the same, and their personalities are almost the same. One of them is a pure girl, not to mention that even the first kiss is still there on the first night, absolutely innocent. The other has had a boyfriend and slept with her boyfriend, and she has long been a little woman, and she doesn't know how many times she has been played by her boyfriend, and she has tried thirty-six moves and seventy-two ways to play. There is not even more than one boyfriend, and there are seven or eight ex-boyfriends in total. Those two women can only choose one, who will you choose to be your wife? ”

Li Dapang took it for granted and said: "You are not nonsense, if you look the same, have the same figure, and have the same personality, of course I will choose the pure girl, who loves to choose the one who has a boyfriend, anyway, if you can only choose one, I will choose the pure one." ”

Li Fan said: "Isn't this the end?" ”

"That's not right, there are pure girls these days, but there are many who become sisters-in-law early, according to what you say, not all of them can get married. Especially the kind of beautiful ones, no matter how profligate they are, no matter how cheap they are, even if they have been chickens, they can't get married, and there are even many of them that can be married with very good conditions. Those who are long and poor are not necessarily pure girls, some are still, and there are many ugly and lazy people, and there are still men who want it. ”

Lifan said: "It's not that there are more men and fewer women in these years, so it's a women's market, and men really have no choice but to settle." If all men had a choice, could the situation be the same? ”

Liu Mang listened while smoking, these two guys are really funny, and they studied these.

Both of them are serious bachelors, and it's definitely funny to study that kind of thing.

After talking to Fan like that, Li Dapang was energetic, "What kind of spoon did you just say, I suddenly feel a little reasonable, if we use a spoon if we drink soup, if we can choose, we must use a new spoon, it is clean and comfortable to use." But there are too many people, and some people can't get spoons, so they can only pick up some second-hand spoons that have been used by individual people, or even rotten spoons, because they have no choice. If you really come across some gold spoons, silver spoons or even super valuable antique spoons, if it is a first-hand one, of course it is good, but even if it is second-hand, it doesn't matter, after all, such spoons are really rare, super valuable, you will feel very happy if you get it, it doesn't matter if it has been used by someone. But if it is a spoon of the same price, the same quality and the same workmanship, such as two golden soup spoons, which you will use to eat, you will definitely choose a new one. Hey, your spoon theory is really a bit interesting, it seems that you were deceived by a green tea, and you pondered a way to make sense. You have been deceived out of your experience, maybe you have been deceived a few times, and it will become a fallacy, ah no, it is a philosopher. ”

Li Fan said angrily: "You have only been deceived a few times, I don't want to be deceived by a woman for the second time in my life!" ”

"Look at you, just kidding, and you're angry." Li Dapang looked at Liu Mang, "Brother, what about you, if you choose, a pair of ordinary spoons of the same style, a new one, one has been used, which one do you choose?" ”

Liu Mang smiled slightly and replied, "I won't choose any of them, I'll leave the two spoons to you." ”

Li Dapang didn't understand, "Brother, what are you doing, answer seriously, we are discussing a very serious issue now." ”

Liu Mang said with a smile: "I also answer you very seriously, aren't the spoons you are talking about women, two ordinary spoons are two ordinary women, or leave it to you, my words will definitely find the best spoon, that is, the pursuit of the best women." Alas, I'm a very single-minded person, and I only like the prettiest women, good men. ”

"Grass!" Li Dapang immediately raised a middle finger, "I despise you!" ”

Li Fan raised two middle fingers, "It's because of a guy like you that you have collected all the best spoons that we can only use ordinary spoons, and the poor monks despise you!" Master Liu, what's the matter, you also leave a golden spoon for us bachelors, but you can't use a silver spoon. ”