Chapter 21: Adventures in Prison
Adu was taken to the Jingshi prison. As soon as a newcomer came in, the prisoners looked at them coldly. One of the prisoners secretly stretched out a leg, and Adu happened to be hit, tripped over his leg, and fell into a!
"Don't go too far!" suddenly an old man in the corner of the cell whispered.
"This old man can speak! I thought he was dumb!" a man with a strong body and a fierce face laughed, "You haven't let go of your muscles for a few days, are you uncomfortable?" As soon as the man finished speaking, he rushed towards the old man lying on the cold lily and kicked the old man in the thigh. The old man hurriedly rolled up and covered his head with his hands, without any intention of resisting. It can be seen that this old man is bullied a lot on weekdays. A big man actually bullied an old man, Ah Du couldn't stand it anymore, rushed to the big man, and shouted angrily: "Mencius said, 'You don't understand the old and the old, the young and the young'!
"What kind of old and young people, don't you look at what kind of place this is? You have a part in talking here, and you don't inquire about what crime Lao Tzu committed in the cage?" The big man turned around, pressed his knuckles crackling, looked at Ah Du angrily, and then said: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to tell you, I'm afraid to scare you if I tell you!"
"A murderer, right?" asked Abdul directly.
"A murderer, a murderer is a bird!" said the big man with a laugh. The strange laughter is creepy!
"That must be robbery and murder! Look at your virtuous nature, such a person!" said Adul with disdain.
"It's a bit reliable! Lao Tzu robbed and raped the murderer! Scared, right?" the big man actually showed a smug smile, without any shame!
"Do you want to know what kind of crime the deity has committed?" said Aduka with a sneer. The prisoners gathered around and asked in surprise, "What is the more serious crime?"
"Assassinate the Emperor!" you hear clearly, assassinate the Emperor!" Adu shouted loudly.
The prisoners opened their mouths wide! The curled old man looked at Adu with a look of astonishment. The jailers rushed to the iron gate with their spears in their hands, and shouted and asked, "Who? Who is going to assassinate the emperor?" The jailers took a look, the new scholar who was weak, "Psycho! Listen to me! You are making noise in the prison, and tonight's dinner will be cut off!" shouted a jailer who looked like an official.
"Alas, I'm going to starve again!" the prisoners sighed one by one. "Look how I clean you up!" the big man said, rolling up his sleeves and approaching Adu! The prisoners hurriedly grabbed him and said in unison, "Do you want to starve tomorrow?" The big man gritted his teeth and shouted, "For the sake of the brothers, I will spare you today!"
The jailer did what he said. When the time for dinner came, the jailer distributed the wowotou all the way, and when he passed by Adu's cell, he walked straight past and ignored it directly! Seeing the prisoners on the opposite side gnawing on the wowotou with relish, they glared at each other with anger!
"Hey, what's that simple-minded, well-limbed man called? Do you have the ability to tell the jailer to get some nests?" Abdul said defiantly to the murderer.
"Lao Tzu Xing does not change his name, sits or changes his surname. Lao Tzu's surname is Qi Mingzhong! In the future, you can call me Grandpa Qi. Boy, you have a kind, why don't you go get some steamed buns?" Qi Zhong replied coldly.
"Whoever can get food is the uncle! Look at me!" Adu, who was half-lying on the bed, secretly took out a reed from the cool lid, broke it and held it in his hand, then stood up and walked towards the iron gate, and shouted to a jailer: "Go and call the warden over!
"Who's making a fuss again?" the warden happened to be outside the iron gate, so he drew his saber and approached Adu. "Are there any steamed buns?" asked Dul in a low voice.
"Steamed buns, still want to eat steamed buns, no way!" the warden thought to himself, Lao Tzu had never met such a bold person.
"What if this is given to you?" Abdul raised the reed pole in his hand. "Ahh "Yes, yes, come on, bring them a basket of steamed buns!"
While chewing on steamed buns, Adu thought that money can make ghosts grind, it's true!
It was night, and Adu was lying on the cool lily, tossing and turning, and couldn't sleep. The snoring of the prisoners, the coughing of the old man, the buzzing of mosquitoes, one after another. Abdul wrapped himself in a thin and shabby quilt, and thought to himself, "What kind of life is this human life?" Let me leave this ghost place! Suddenly, a deep voice came from the depths of Adu's heart: Heaven will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically! Abdul suddenly woke up to the fact that this is the Buddha's metaphor. But this kind of life is really difficult, and I have to think of a way to improve it.
A few days later, Abdul repeated his old trick, broke another piece of reed, and waited for the warden to come.
"My lord, I don't know if I can ask for something?" When he saw the prison warden coming, Adu stretched out his hand, grabbed him, and asked.
"What can a felony ask for?" said the warden to leave.
"Your Excellency, please stay, don't you like this?" Ah Du spread his hands, and a golden gold bar attracted special attention. The warden's eyes lit up, and he quickly snatched the gold bar and tucked it into his sleeve. "What's the matter, you might as well tell me straight!" asked the warden curiously.
"If you are annoyed, the Lord told the nine thousand years old, saying that it was enough for Adu to ask to see him!"
"Ah, nine thousand years old, nine thousand years old, nine thousand years old, will a thousand years old come, you don't pee, what kind of person are you?"
"Adults can go with confidence! Nine thousand years old and Xiao Ke are friends of life and death!" Adu was very worried that the prison warden would break his promise, and began to fool the prison warden.
"In that case, the official will go immediately! If Chitose doesn't want to see you, I can't blame me!" The warden subconsciously touched the gold bar in his sleeve.
"Hurry up, go and come back, no matter what the result is, the yellow croaker will belong to the adult!" Ah said seriously. The prison warden smiled happily, turned to leave, and thought to himself: I don't know what virtue I have accumulated on my superiors, let me meet such a God of Wealth!
Besides, when Father-in-law Wei heard that Ah Du asked to see him, he was a little hesitant. This guy actually knows the old man's secret. Bullying the king is a big deal for the head to move! Kill him, this guy has the Buddha's light to protect the body, but he can't! If the old man doesn't see him, in case he ...... Thinking of this, Grandpa Wei couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat! So Grandpa Wei prepared the food and wine and went straight to the Jingshi Prison.
"Adu, you come out!" Seeing that the nine thousand years old really deigned to be in prison, the prison warden visited Adu and hurriedly invited Adu out.
"Little one, meet Chitose!" Adu entered a private room under the guidance of the prison warden, and saw Gonggong Wei sitting at the sandalwood ancient table, and hurriedly knelt down to say goodbye. The warden gently closed the door and obediently exited.
The old man has long wanted to come and catch up with you, but he has been entangled in important tasks these days, and he can't take a step. The old man has prepared a special wine and food today, and he will drink with you!" said Father-in-law Wei as he opened a delicate wooden box and took out the wine and food. Ah Du immediately smelled the smell of Peking duck. "Ahh Father-in-law Wei handed over a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Hungry, right? Come on, come on, don't patronize and eat roast duck, there is still good wine here." This is a well-known Gujing tribute wine, drink a little, full of fragrance! Oh! There are also braised beef ears, foie gras, and braised pig's trotters, all of which are delicious!" Adu replied while eating and drinking: "Thank you Chitose! Chitose has a heart!" Suddenly the scum wine foamed all over the table. "Chitose, you can eat some too!" Adu didn't forget to be polite.
"No, no, no, the old man has already eaten at home!Oh, Ah Du beckoned the old man to come, what is the matter?" Wei Gong Gong asked for directions, wanting to see what Ah Du wanted to do.
"It's nothing to do, it's just hungry!" replied Adul as he ate. "This is easy to do! Prison warden!" exclaimed Father-in-law Wei.
"The little one is here!" the warden hurriedly pushed the door in.
"Abdul is an old friend, you should be entertained, there must be no mistakes!"
"Yes!
After drinking and eating, Ah Du packed the leftovers and prepared to take them back to prison. Grandpa Wei smiled: "You want to feed the rats at night?"
"Let Chitose see a smile! The little one is preparing for the night!" Ah Du thought to himself: The full man doesn't know that the hungry man is hungry!
After Adu's wine and food were full, Gonggong Wei went home. Abdul carried the "supper" and followed the warden back to the prison. "Please come in!" to the door of the cell, the warden politely invited him in.
"Is this a place where people live? and it stinks...... Don't say it's dirty, it's still ...... There are rats and cockroaches everywhere!, change places!" Adu shouted with the strength of his wine.
"Hmm?!, what kind of tone do you kid say? If you give you some face, you will pretend to be an uncle?" When he heard this, the prison warden was very unhappy.
"Nine...... Nine thousand years old......"
"Nine thousand years old?! Nine thousand years old again?" The prison warden was so frightened that he hurriedly looked back!
"Nine...... Nine thousand years old teaches you to be a good student, no...... Don't you make a mistake! Have you forgotten?" Ah Du had some wine on his head and stammered.
"Don't dare to forget! Don't dare to forget! There is a good room in this west wing, you can live in it alone!" The warden did not dare to be careless at all about what the nine thousand years old ordered.
"No...... No, ......," Abdul said, shaking his head.
"My lord! That's the prison reception room, the best room!" the warden stretched out his hand to pull Abdul to see.
"Big ...... I want two of you for such a nice room...... Two people live!"
"Ahh
"Your Excellency, you ...... again I'm going to ...... I want that old man to live with me!alas, poor man!" Ah Du hiccuped, stretched out four fingers, and said, "Tomorrow for you...... Two gold bars!" When the prison warden heard this, he was overjoyed and hurriedly said: "It's four! Uncle! It's not two gold bars!"
"Okay, good, four, four! Anyway, it's a lot! Go! Call the old man. Before Abdul finished speaking, the warden was long gone. Soon he brought the old man.
The warden helped the God of Wealth, and the old man followed them into the reception room. Abdul sat on the chair and couldn't wait to open the lunch box. "Old man, you see I'm bringing you ...... What did you bring, Prison Chief, ...... You can sit down and eat some too!"
"No! I still have important things to do, so take your time and take your leave!" When the old man saw such a rich "night sky", he couldn't believe that it was true, so he asked, "Didn't you use a trick to trick me again?"
"No, no, come, try Peking duck!" Adu tore off a slice of roast duck meat and handed it to the old man. The old man tasted it, a rare delicacy in the world! After a while, the old man swept away the delicacy and ate his mouth full of oil!
"Young man, did you really assassinate the emperor?" the old man couldn't help but ask curiously after he had eaten and drunk.
"No! Abdul replied calmly.
"Alas! Now the world is the way! The traitor is in charge! I think that back then, if the old man was not greedy for the cup, now he should be a traitor and the world is peaceful!" The old man couldn't help but feel sad.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Dul curiously.
"The old man's surname is Zuo, and his name is Guozhong. The iron-faced imperial history Zuo Guangdou is the pride of my Zuo family. The old man has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and then he met a master, taught me martial arts, and gave me a sword. After the imperial history was defiled by the Wei thief and succumbed to death, the old man entered Beijing to seek revenge, and the eunuch party moved when he heard the sound, secretly followed, designed to poison the wine, and imprisoned the old man in prison. Shame!" The old man paused and continued, "I think you are a good piece of material because you are very good and intelligent. The old man's death is not far away, and he will die without passing on the martial arts! The old man intends to teach you peerless martial arts, what do you think?" Thinking of this, Abdul replied: "Thank you Master for your love! If Abdul and I have achieved martial arts, I will definitely be a chivalrous man in the world, eliminate violence and peace, and make the world peaceful!"
Starting tomorrow, the old man will teach you all his life. I hope you can wield the sword and save the Ming Dynasty from fire and water!"