"Monkey head, what are you congratulating on, how happy is this heavenly king?" Li Tianwang asked with a puzzled expression. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Gaga, of course congratulations to the king of heaven for finding true love, so you should be congratulated!" Sun Wukong said with a smile on his face.

Li Tianwang was stunned, found true love?

Damn, this monkey is crazy, it's been a long time since he found true love, and he has a few sons.

The immortals were also confused, not knowing what this monkey meant.

Even the Jade Emperor was stunned, "Sun Wukong, you said that Li Tianwang found true love, what does this mean?" ”

"Gaga, Your Majesty, Li Tianwang and that little thief are true love, don't you see that he is ready to intercede for that little thief?" Sun Wukong squeezed his eyebrows and said.

The Jade Emperor looked dazed, and the immortals were also stunned, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.

That thief is a man, how could it be that Li Tianwang found true love? What's the matter with this monkey, does he mistake the thief for a woman?

However, after such a reminder from the monkey, the immortals reacted, Li Tianwang was not injured by the monkey, but was ready to intercede for the little thief.

"Li Tianwang, is what Sun Wukong said true?"

Li Tianwang glared at Sun Wukong fiercely, and replied: "Your Majesty, the minister really wants to intercede for the thief, but it is not as Sun Wukong said, what kind of true love, the thief is a man!" ”

"It's right to be a man, I really love to see the same sex!" Sun Wukong quacked and laughed.

Li Tianwang's face was as black as pot carbon, and the immortals also had muscle twitches on their faces, and even the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it.

Nima, this monkey not only knows no etiquette, is arrogant, loves to do things, and even his thoughts are so dirty!

"Sun Wukong, be cautious!" I couldn't help but speak.

Sun Wukong's face was abrupt, and he nodded frequently: "Yes, be cautious, be cautious, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, just know it in your heart!" ”

The Jade Emperor's face darkened, Li Tianwang trembled with anger, and the other immortals shrugged their shoulders, looking like they didn't dare to laugh.

Nima, in the heart of this monkey, has already decided that Li Tianwang is engaged in the foundation.

"Li Qing, tell me why you pleaded for that thief." The Jade Emperor returned to the topic and continued to be entangled by monkeys, and Li Tianwang was about to go crazy.

"Your Majesty, here's the thing."

Li Tianwang straightened his face, and told himself in his heart not to be ruined by a dirty monkey.

He glanced at the immortals with a smug look on his face, and said again how Han Yuan worshiped himself and made such a big mistake in order to see him.

Between his expressions, he was quite complacent, look, my Li Tianwang is famous, and there are more people who worship me, this brain-dead fan doesn't even want his life in order to see himself, do you have this kind of brain-dead fan?

The immortals were stunned when they heard this, and even the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, muttering in his heart, Nima, it doesn't make sense, he is the Jade Emperor, managing the entire Heavenly Court, and he doesn't even have a brainless fan to worship him, and he doesn't hesitate to commit crimes in order to see himself?

How can Li Tianwang have a brainless fan?

"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that this mistake is excusable, because of the Wei Chen, he committed it, if the thief is sent to kill Sendai like this, the minister is uneasy, I hope Your Majesty will be gracious!" Li Tianwang said to the end, bowed down and played.

The Jade Emperor thought about it, if it was not allowed, Li Tianwang felt a little unhappy in his heart, this was a powerful minister under his seat, and he couldn't chill his heart just because a few little immortals were robbed.

"Capital crimes can be forgiven, but living crimes are inevitable, otherwise how can it be right? He will be punished with a thousand lashes, with the wind of heaven! The Jade Emperor said slowly.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" King Li was overjoyed.

As for a thousand lashes, this little meaning, just put some water on your own to ensure that there is no damage at all.

"Congratulations, congratulations to King Li Tian, you have to love someone!" At this time, the monkey monkey of Sun Wukong came out to do things again.

Li Tianwang's face was as black as a layer of ink in an instant, staring at the monkey, eager to slap him to death!

Nima, how does this monkey talk?

"If you don't speak, no one thinks you're dumb!" Li Tianwang gritted his teeth and said.

"Gaga, Li Tianwang, I have a question or two for you." Sun Wukong looked very curious.

"Say!"

"Heavenly King, is that thief as handsome as a woman?"

The corners of Li Tianwang's mouth twitched, "How can a big man look like a woman?" ”

"Hey, what does Li Tianwang mean is that the third prince of Nezha is not a master?"

it!

Li Tianwang almost went berserk, who doesn't know, Nezha has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and has a little bit of a male and female appearance?

Is this monkey deliberately picking on things?

Li Tianwang was almost going to fight him alone, but thinking that he had even defeated Nezha, the winning rate of his own heads-up with him was not very big.

"Heavenly King, is that thief quite handsome?" Sun Wukong then asked again.

Li Tianwang had a dark face, and he wanted not to answer, but seeing the monkey's expression, if he didn't answer, maybe he would say something.

"Hmph, he's a person, so he's naturally much better looking than you!"

"Sure enough, sure enough!" Sun Wukong looked clear.

Li Tianwang was so angry that his beard was cocked, Nima, this monkey really didn't have a good heart!

"Heavenly King, let me ask one last question."

Speaking of this, Sun Wukong looked curious, scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, "Heavenly King, are you attacking or receiving?" ”

This monkey has been damaged by Han Yuan!

Li Tianwang blinked his eyes, he didn't know what it meant to attack, he didn't answer for a long time, he always felt that Sun Wukong must have some other meaning when he asked this.

The other immortals were also very curious, and they didn't know what Sun Wukong meant by asking this, and they also wanted to see how Li Tianwang answered.

But come to think of it, Li Tianwang must have answered "attack", after all, he is a general, so he naturally likes to attack, where does he like to suffer?

Sure enough, Li Tianwang pondered for a long time, and felt that no matter whether there was any other meaning or not, it was better to attack than to suffer, how could he be the marshal of the Heavenly Court?

"I'm naturally attacking!" Li Tianwang replied affirmatively.

Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up, "Li Tianwang is really a macho man, worthy of the elements of the heavenly court, and has the style of a general!" ”

Hearing Sun Wukong's praise, Li Tianwang stroked his long beard, quite complacent.

"Monkey, attack and receive, what else does it mean?" Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but ask.

He always felt that the monkey's words meant something else.

"Of course, the so-called attack and acceptance are actually the ...... in the foundation"

Sun Wukong repeated what Han Yuan explained to him at the beginning!

The immortals suddenly had a cold sweat on their faces, even the Jade Emperor couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, and Li Tianwang even ripped off a few of his beards, his face turned red, and he trembled.

"Splash Monkey, I'm going to duel with you!" Li Tianwang roared angrily, and rushed up with the pagoda, ready to fight with Sun Monkey.

Nima, the old man's first famous name, was ruined like this! (To be continued.) )