How can you meet a dead fish without drinking. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He is the number one bacchus god in the Hundred Flowers Fairy Palace and the Peach Blossom Island, no matter who he meets, he will definitely pour a few bottles of wine and get drunk. Although I can't drink enough, but Dead Fish is my big brother, how can I not get drunk with him?

When I was in Guizhou, Ecstasy had already told me that the amount of alcohol in dead fish was not something that ordinary people could withstand, and I naturally knew it. Dead Fish himself said that the amount of more than 30 bottles is the number he has to drink every day in his hometown of Heilongjiang. Even if a bottle of Harbin beer is more than 30 bottles for 4 yuan, it is 120. No wonder Dead Fish can't save any money in his life, spending 120 yuan a day, so how much money can he have left?

He also came to Beijing to reduce socializing. Moreover, Beijing's income is relatively high, and he now has no other expenses except renting. In the words of Dead Fish, his monthly income in Beijing is about 4,000 yuan, excluding more than 2,000 yuan in rent, and the remaining more than 1,000 yuan is the amount he can save. As for eating, he can eat at work in the company, and in the past few months, he has not drunk a single drink in Beijing, and he has long been addicted to alcohol.

A terrible Northeasterner, facing a Guangxi man who has a weak amount of alcohol, the Northeast has not drunk for several months, and his eyes are full of hops. And the Guangxi man just drank a game not long ago, and his body has not yet recovered, in the end, who will lose and who will win in this fight?

Then what else to say, the dead fish must have put me on the ground in seconds!

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After visiting the Bird's Nest and the Water Cube, Dead Fish drove us to a tavern. In Beijing, cars are king, and without a car, it's like never living in Beijing. Although Dead Fish's car is only a cheap car of tens of thousands of yuan, it is also very safe to sit, at least I know that he will not leave me alone, even if tonight, if I am really drunk, Dead Fish will definitely take me to a suitable place to live.

At that time, drinking and driving was not yet considered illegal. When he was in Guizhou, the reason why the donkey went out of the mountain to find a substitute driver, it was because he was already drunk, the whole person was drunk and dizzy, and he judged that it was easy to have an accident when driving at this time, so he found someone to drive on his behalf. But if you drink with me, how can you get drunk when the dead fish is one-on-one, he is a person with more than 30 bottles!

Dead Fish's car stopped in front of the tavern, he opened the door and got out of the car, and said to me with a smile: "I have only been to this tavern once since I came to Beijing, and that was when several of my brothers from the Northeast came to Beijing to see me. After a long time, after they went back to the Northeast, there was no one to drink with me anymore. I finally met you today, Peach Blossom, come and stay with me, get drunk! ”

I laughed out loud: "Dead fish, this drunk Fang Xiu only refers to me, if even you are drunk, then I guess I will die." ”

Fish in the deep sea: "Haha, little peach blossom, you just drink as much as you can, I won't force you." ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Haha, dead fish, then I'll tell you like this, my amount is six bottles, no more, if you want to use more than 30 bottles to scare me, then I can't win." ”

Fish in the deep sea: "How can you know if you don't try it, let's talk about it first!" ”

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Drink with your son, get drunk!

The dead fish poured me a full glass of wine, and poured myself a full glass. He said, "I heard that you went to Guizhou and saw them ecstatic?" ”

Feng Xiyan said: "I'm ecstatic to see it, but it's a pity that I didn't see it in the cold and warm Qingqiu." ”

Fish in the deep sea: "Oh, that's a pity, but why don't you go to see Qingqiu?" ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Actually, there are not many Qingqiu online, and I am not very familiar with her." She doesn't seem to want to see me very much, maybe the only person she wants to see is you......"

Fish in the deep sea: "Okay, Qingqiu, she is indeed a person who doesn't like to bring the two-dimensional thing to the three-dimensional, if you don't conquer her, there is no way to do it." ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Haha, it doesn't matter. Dead fish, if possible, I hope to get drunk with you. Of course, Qingqiu is also a good friend, but the interaction between people cannot be forced, and I will not force her to see me, as long as she can be with you well, I will be very happy. ”

When the dead fish heard this, he laughed loudly: "Peach Blossom, how can you say this like a poor spare tire, as if the goddess did not accept herself, so she begged another person to take care of her." ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Haha, this is not a real spare tire." Dead fish, do you want to say that I am your spare tire? I'm not going to do it. ”

Fish in the deep sea: "Haha, haha!" Little Peach, you're so cute. Come on, don't say so much, drink and drink! ”

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The fish in the deep sea just exchanged glasses with me one by one, talking about some things that were not there. I talked to him about a lot of things in the gang, after all, the dead fish is still online, and I also want to know how the people in the gang are doing.

Fish in the deep sea: "Now the dead cat is gone, and you are gone, and the gang is almost leaderless." Your Dharma Protector has been kicked down for the time being, and it was kicked by a sword and a clear breeze to open the dead cat. The current protector is a sword breeze and me, and the helper is shmily_ baby. Some of them have already left the gang and left, and of course, the vast majority of them are still waiting for you to come back. If they knew, you might never come back now, and they might actually go. ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Dead fish, then, you tell me how the baby is the helper?" I used to be very sorry for him, but in the end we became brothers. I will definitely go to him on this national trip. I've taken him for a long time so that he can become mature, and I hope he can be a helper now. If you think he is not doing well, you can tell him and ask him to change. If there's a major crisis, can you do me a favor and manage the gang yourself? ”

Fish in the deep sea: "Peach Blossom, I know you still can't let go of Peach Blossom Island when you wake up." If that's the case, wouldn't it be good for you to just come back? In fact, everyone wants you to come back, and if you really don't come back, even if I become a helper, what can I change? ”

Feng Xiyan said: "It's not a question of changing anything or not changing anything, I'm just simply tired, in my life, if I don't work hard, it's really too late." All these burdens have been put on a few of you, and I am very remorseful in my heart. But I believe that you guys will be able to help me and help me carry forward the Peach Blossom Island. As long as I can occasionally hear that the gang is doing well throughout, that's enough. ”

Fish in the deep sea: "Well, don't worry about it for now." This helper, the baby is doing a good job at the moment. When you arrive in Shandong and really see him, if you have anything to say, you can tell him in person. ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Okay! ”