Chapter 425: Alternative Opening Remarks
When the class bell rang, Xiaobai got up from the stool and walked lazily to the front of the podium. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The classroom was quiet after a while.
Everyone looked at Mo Xiaobai curiously, wondering what kind of declaration this rogue teacher would have.
Xiaobai's first sentence was very unusual: "Little bunnies, you all owe me!" ”
Students: "......"
Call us little bunnies? What do we owe you?
"Actually, I don't want to be this broken head teacher. But I heard that you strongly asked me to be the head teacher, and you have made me miserable! ”
Students: "......"
Broken head teacher? Don't want to be? Teacher, don't you want to say it so publicly, don't you know that Principal Lin is still there!
Principal Lin's face stinked when he heard this, and he thought to himself, is it appropriate for you to say that?
However, Principal Lin knew that this Teacher Mo had always taken an unusual path, so he was not in a hurry, and listened patiently first.
"You know what? Because of this broken homeroom teacher you imposed on me, I can't go home after school. If it weren't for you, I'd either be eating, drinking, and having fun outside at this time, or I'd be picking up girls, I don't know how hi it is! ”
"But now it's all gone, and it's making me depressed."
"So...... You owe me! ”
The classmates "coaxed" and all laughed.
If you want to say that, everyone really owes Xiaobai.
But everyone has heard it, although Xiaobai has complaints, there should be more jokes, so they joked with him one after another.
"Teacher Mo, you should thank us, because because of us, you saved a lot of money at once."
"That's it, Teacher Mo, it should be you who owe us."
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Mo Xiaobai replied: "Do you think I'm a bad person?" Not to mention anything else, I earn tens of thousands of dollars after a live broadcast, how much can I spend when I go out to eat, drink and have fun? ”
Students: "......"
It seems to be the truth!
Principal Lin thought: Is it really appropriate to openly promote eating, drinking, and having fun in front of students?
But he thought about it, as if the students now knew what it was all about eating, drinking, and having fun, and there really was no need to hide it from them.
Then listen to it again!
Principal Lin even felt that since this Teacher Mo came to the school, his patience seemed to be getting better and better.
"So, you owe me, and you have to pay me back, or I'll be angry. Xiaobai was very angry, and the consequences were serious. ”
The classmates burst into laughter again, and immediately started to heckle again.
"Teacher Mo, how do you want us to pay it back?"
"How serious are the consequences?"
Mo Xiaobai said: "I haven't figured it out for the time being. As for the consequences...... If you don't pay what you owe me, I have a way to clean you up. For example, if you are very unhappy, you will be beaten directly, and if you are more unhappy, you will be scolded for being a bloody dog, and you will be punished for all kinds of unhappiness. ”
Students: "......"
Is this really necessary? Doesn't it mean that teachers can't physically punish students? But Xiaobai is a rogue teacher, it seems really possible!
It's okay to joke with him, but you can't really him off!
Principal Lim: Please, is it appropriate to openly promote violence in front of students? Are you transparent to me?
Mo Xiaobai didn't care so much, he continued: "Just now I heard something that made me very unhappy, which made me very angry, I need you to help me take revenge!" ”
"Teacher Mo, what's the matter, tell us, let's be on our shoulders."
"That's it, who dares to make you unhappy and fuck him."
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Seeing that his classmates were so excited, although he knew that they were coaxing, Xiaobai was still very happy.
He continued: "Dong Changsheng, the head teacher of the second (2) class of high school, knows! When he heard that I had become your homeroom teacher, he gloated at me. ”
In the surprised eyes of his classmates, Xiaobai continued: "He said that he was the best class teacher in the second year of high school, and the second (2) class he led was the best class in the entire second year of high school. He also told me to wait and see how he trampled me underfoot...... You say, "Can I bear this?" ”
There was silence in the classroom.
If they had changed to another class, the students might still have some courage, but the second (2) class of high school is indeed the first in the whole grade in every exam, and the second (6) class of high school is still four or five places behind them!
The cow can blow it, but it can't blow it up!
So no one dared to answer Xiaobai's words.
"What's wrong? So cowardly? If you are so cowardly, it will make me look down on you. ”
"What happens to the second (2) shift in high school to get the first place in the grade? Are they born? Do you have fewer heads and arms than them, or what? ”
"I tell you, people can fall behind for a while, but they can't be weak-minded. If you don't have the courage to challenge when you encounter difficulties, then you are useless. I advise you not to read this book, go home as soon as possible, and find a construction site to move bricks! ”
Students: "......"
Teacher, it's really hard to win the second (2) class of high school!
Mo Xiaobai looked at everyone's reaction and thought to himself, this fighting spirit still hasn't been aroused.
That's not going to work!
So he decided to do it another way.
"I know that it is not realistic to overtake the second (2) class of high school all at once. So, let's break down the goal into smaller goals. ”
Students: How to break it down?
"I don't know if you know, your new Chinese teacher is Dong Changsheng's goods. That product is very insidious, when he teaches you, he will definitely hide his secrets, for fear that your Chinese scores will exceed the second (2) class of high school, what do you say? ”
Principal Lin: Does Mr. Dong really hide his secrets? Impossible! Xiaobai, is it really appropriate for you to tell your classmates like this?
However, he knew that the reason why Xiaobai said this was nothing more than to arouse the fighting spirit of his classmates, and this method seemed to be not bad!
At this time, there was finally a reaction in the classroom.
"Fuck it!"
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Mo Xiaobai: "......"
What does this mean?
He reacted immediately, and then said, "Yes, it's fucking." You fight for me, whether he hides his secrets or not, you work a little harder, and set a small goal first: to surpass the second (2) class of high school in terms of Chinese scores, this is the best way to help me vent my bad anger! ”
The students thought to themselves, this seems to be really possible!
Since we owe Mr. Mo, let's help him first! Otherwise, it would be a pity that such an interesting teacher is not our homeroom teacher.
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This is the first fire that Xiaobai burned in the sophomore (6) class, although the way is a bit different, but the effect is very good, and the classmates have not even had time to resist him, and they have been brought into a trap by him.
Even Principal Lin was very satisfied with this effect, and he thought that if he replaced himself as the head teacher, the first fire in office might not be able to burn such an effect.
Xiaobai began to speak again: "I won't say much today." Also, Principal Lin, the culprit who forced me to be the head teacher, is also here, and he is welcome to speak. Also, you don't have to be polite to him, help me embarrass him! ”
Principal Lin: "......"