If you analyze it with common sense, if there is no girl in black and the perpetrator, then how did the wound on Luo Wen's body come from?

You can't cut it yourself, right?

As a result, I really cut it myself......

Luo Wen said that he was abandoned by his girlfriend a few days ago because he did not prepare a Christmas gift for his girlfriend. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I was so remorseful at the time that I impulsively cut my hands with a kitchen knife.

He also took a picture and sent it to his girlfriend, hoping that she would forgive him.

Well, it's terrible for a man to break up.

A while ago, there was a man who, in order to save his girlfriend, also used his own blood to make his girlfriend's favorite food, Mao Xuewang.

Seriously, Su Ye felt that the man's girlfriend would never eat Mao Xuewang in this life.

"Then why did you later say that you were cut down?"

Not to mention Su Ye, who asked questions, even the well-informed Jing Di felt a little incredible.

He has been a police officer for many years, and has seen a lot of strange people, who sleepwalked and buried the stolen goods in the ground to call the police, and after defrauding the woman of the money, he claimed to have been deceived by others after returning it, and now he has seen a 0.0 who cut off his hands and told others that he was righteous and brave

"Originally, my girlfriend still didn't promise me, so I gave up......"

Luo Wen said this, and Chuan Shangyue muttered in a low voice, "If it were me, I wouldn't have promised you, okay!" ”

As if he hadn't heard the words of the school girl, he didn't pause, "Until a few days ago, I received an email!" ”

"Mail?" When Jing Di heard this, his eyes lit up.

He knew that how could an ordinary young man suddenly have a nose and eyes and say that he was righteous and brave!

He and Su Ye glanced at each other, and then motioned for Luo Wen to continue.

"I was told in that email that as long as I make mistakes according to the things in the email, I will definitely be able to become a hero in the eyes of the people of the whole country, and then all the girls in the country will be able to choose from me!"

Hearing this, Su Ye's heart moved slightly.

How is this tone similar to the post of Song Jian, a liar who fooled his feelings two days ago?

"Then I did what the email said, showing that I had broken a camera, and two days later, I wounded myself again, and went to the alley to lie down and shout. The next thing was the same as in the email, there were constant media interviews, and I quickly became famous online. ”

Luo Wen said here, pausing slightly, "I know that just now, I received a pennant from the mayor, so I know that things are a bit big......

"Isn't it a little big? It's famous all over the country, okay! ”

Su Ye couldn't help but complain, "The whole Internet is lively, and some people have started to spray the police uncle why he is so incompetent, and he hasn't caught the murderer for so long." Some people also say that the murderer is actually a local gang boss in Tokai City...... Brother, you're lying a bit big! ”

"I regret it now! I already know it's wrong! Luo Wen said in fear.

"If an apology helps, why do you need the police!" Jing Tu sneered.

He walked out of the room and called his friends.

When he told his friends the truth of the matter, everyone said that Jing Di might have lost his brain because he was too busy.

Jing Di explained for a long time before the friends were suspicious.

However, they still did not dare to stop the work at hand, but asked a few colleagues to come to the hospital to confirm the truth of the matter.

After the colleague came, he chatted with Luo Wen slightly, and naturally knew that the matter was true.

They didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly told them to report to their superiors one by one.

All of them had the feeling of eating poop!

What is this called?

How did it become a scam if you were brave enough to do it?

Especially the editor of a certain public account, a minute ago, I just uploaded the scene where Jia Shichang sent a pennant to Luo Wen, and a minute later you told me that this righteous and courageous act was just a scam?

Now there are tens of thousands of comments below, okay!

Many people felt that their faces were being beaten, especially Mayor Jia Shichang.

When he learned the news, if it weren't for his self-control after many years in politics, he would definitely have smashed his beloved teacup.

Even so, the hot tea in the teacup had already spilled out, burning his hands slightly.

"Don't continue to report on what's next, let's keep a low profile." He said to his secretary blandly.

The secretary nodded, pretending not to see Jia Shichang's trembling hands, and left the mayor's office quickly with his head down.

After a phone call, the boiling incidents of righteousness and courage in the past few days disappeared, and there was no follow-up.

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Hospital.

Luo Wen breathed a sigh of relief now.

Although I reported a false police, although I delayed the work of the police uncle, although I was boiling over the Internet, although the mayor was commended, it didn't matter!

The Righteous and Courageous Fund, which had been applied for, came to an abrupt halt, and the donations received will be returned one after another under the supervision of the police uncle.

Given his good confession, the police uncle had no reason to embarrass him.

I just need to apologize to everyone at the door of the Public Security Bureau, and I didn't even invite the media!

After such a big disaster, just apologizing made him sigh.

This society is still very tolerant!

It feels like it doesn't matter this time!

Or...... Can you try again next time?

His heart was a little eager to try, although he failed this time, but he had accumulated experience!

Huaxia is so big, he went to other cities, and then found an accomplice, and cheated half of the money, isn't it beautiful?

Luo Wen couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this.

"Hmph, big liar, are you thinking about how to deceive people?" (Hey, big hero, do you have a new way to make the world a better place?) ）

Luo Wen turned his head and found that the person talking to him was the little nurse who had been looking at him with starry eyes before!

Now that the truth is revealed, he's just a liar, and she still calls him a big hero?

"You big liar! Your eyes are disgusting! I don't like you at all! (Big hero, your eyes are so charming, I still like you so much!) ）

The little nurse looked at Luo Wen intently at herself, thinking that she had liked this kind of person before, and couldn't help but say loudly.

But I don't know why, Luo Wen heard it in his ears, but it meant the opposite.

"Huh?" He was a little surprised, what's the matter with this girl?

"It's so disgusting that you have deceived so many people's compassion and righteous hearts!" (You bring so much positive energy to everyone, I really like you!) ）

The little nurse thought that Luo Wen didn't know why she was scolding him, so she snorted coldly and said.

But when Luo heard it in his ears, it still meant the opposite.

This is...... Confession?

He was a little touched and wanted to give the little nurse a hug.

"Let me go! Help me! (Don't stop!) Go on! ）

Luo Wen hugged the struggling little nurse, and thought in his heart, why didn't he find that the girl in Donghai City was so good at playing before? This is the legendary tsundere? Didn't Tsundere say that you don't want to be honest?

With a "bang", the door was pushed open, and a security guard pushed the door open, stepped forward and pressed Luo Wen to the ground, and said, "You big liar!" Still want to flirt with girls? (Big hero, do you like men?) ）

"I don't like men!" Luo Wen replied subconsciously.

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Su Ye looked at the chaos in the ward, and finally the hospital decided to send Luo Wen to a psychiatric hospital.

When he was carried past the young man, he muttered, "Why do you want me to ascend the throne and escort me?" Wouldn't this group of people have a neurotic handle? ”

Sure enough, the system will be a high-quality product, and the effect will be immediate.

Lie potion, smeared in the ear, all the words heard, are lies! Sells for 50 Justice Points.

Luo Wen has been punished, and the next thing is to find the person who sent Luo Wen an email to settle the score! (To be continued.) )