"Colleague, you misunderstood, we really didn't do that, this is my boyfriend. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Aoi hurriedly said: "Actually, I'm also a fast catcher, and we won't do anything that violates the law and discipline." ”

was caught by his own people, and Aoi really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Bad people never say they're bad people." One of the catchers said, "Also, who is your colleague?" Who is your colleague? Don't think you're a tiger in a tiger's skin! ”

"I'm really walking with you!" Aoi said.

"Don't, eldest sister, please, please don't say that, we are really not peers!"

"This uniform is made quite like that." Another catcher quickly said: "ID card, take out the ID card!" ”

Aoi hurriedly took out his ID card and handed it to one of the catchers, who took it and frowned: "It seems that you are very professional in this business, called Aoi, why not call it ******?" I think this ID card is also fake, right? ”

"This ID card is real!" Aoi couldn't help but say, "I'm really catching fast!" ”

"Yes, if you catch it quickly, I'll still be the director." The man sneered and said, "Last time we caught a black African, we had to say that we were Obama." ”

"What about you? Identity card! ”

"Mine didn't bring! I don't know that you Chinese people still carry ID cards when you go out, and the laws of your Chinese Empire do not stipulate that you must bring ID cards when you go out. Li Shaolong pretended to be at a loss and said: "Mine is a good citizen, a great good citizen, in our country, it is legal for a man to come out and sell." ”

"You're not from Huaxia?" The catcher looked at Li Shaolong in surprise.

"I'm not, I'm a citizen of the Toei Empire who has crossed the ocean from the Toei Empire, I'm from Tokyo, and my name is Nippon Wear Steel Plate!" Li Shaolong said.

"Oh, it's still an international friend." A catcher said in surprise: "Those who have done bad things in recent years say that they are Dongying people, but looking at your obscene appearance, you are really a little similar to Dongying people." ”

Grandma is a bear, Lao Tzu called him handsome and unparalleled, what could be a Dongying person, but in order to discredit the Dongying people, I endured it! Li Shaolong said secretly.

"Mine is the military attache of the Dongying Empire, the military attache of the embassy, you can't arrest me, otherwise it will cause international disputes! I tell you, foreign military attachés have diplomatic immunity, and you cannot arrest me. Li Shaolong said, and from time to time he said to Dongying, since he wants to pretend, he has to pretend to be like a little, hearing Li Shaolong's words, Aoi couldn't help but laugh out loud, this guy can really pretend.

"You...... Are you really Dongying's military attaché? ”

"Nonsense, I'm not Dongying's military attaché, are you? ......" Li Shaolong said, and a series of Japanese words popped up, and it sounded like that.

The arresters present couldn't help frowning, if Li Shaolong is really an international friend, it is really difficult to catch, if it is really a military attaché, it is even more serious.

"Captain, this ...... What is this going to do? ”

"Yes, Captain, this guy speaks pure Toei dialect, or Tokyo accent, it looks like he's really a Toei person!"

"I heard that in Dongying, piao is not illegal, Dongying people have always liked to come to piao when they come to China, and they especially like to engage in this kind of role-playing."

“……”

Several arresters couldn't help muttering, for a while I didn't know if I wanted to arrest Li Shaolong, or let him go, if you meet a Chinese person, I will pull you back to the Catch Fast Bureau for education and education, but now it involves foreign citizens, and the small officers of this small branch really don't know what to do and eat well.

"Captain, I think it's better to forget it, fine a few hundred yuan, and then let them leave." A catcher said in a low voice: "After all, the other party is an international friend, if it gets into trouble, it won't cure us of the crime of neglecting an international friend?" ”

"Yes, Captain, you should give your international friends a face, and you should be considered contributing to world peace, right?"

"Let it go, it's best not to offend this kind of Dongying devil, so as not to make a commotion!"

"Okay!" The captain-like man walked over to Li Shaolong, coughed, and then said loudly: "We Chinese people are very peace-loving, and we are also very welcome to you international friends from foreign countries, for the mistakes you made this time, we can not be held accountable, but in our Chinese Empire, you can't piao chicken, piao chicken is illegal, please remember!" ”

"Let's go, don't be caught by us next time, or we won't be able to handle it!"

"Your conscience is great, and your love of peace! Ours also loves peace! Long live peace! Li Shaolong said in the tone of the movie East Ying devil, and quickly pulled Aoi and walked outside.

If you don't leave at this time, it will be troublesome for them to reflect it.

Until the two of them disappeared, the group of catchers sighed and said, "Paralyzed, damn Dongying devils, they are all a group of animals with their lower bodies thinking!" ”

Aoi was held by Li Shaolong's hand, walked outside quickly, got into the car, and quickly started to leave, embarrassed, it's really embarrassing tonight!

opened a room, and was caught by his peers, but fortunately, which peers don't know him, otherwise he wouldn't have to mix in the fast catching world in the future.

"You...... Why did you just say that you were from Dongying? Aoi asked as he drove.

"In these years, if you do something bad, you have to say that you are a Dongying person, this is the law of nature." Li Shaolong smiled and said, "Don't you think it's actually very cool to fade the black cauldron to the Dongying people?" ”

"But...... But we didn't do anything bad, did we? ”

"But in other people's eyes, we are doing bad things again." Li Shaolong smiled evilly and said, "Xiao Cangcang, why don't we finish the unfinished business, in fact, I haven't had a car or a shock when I'm so old." ”

"When you're home, get out of the car." Aoi couldn't help but glance at Li Shaolong and said, only to see that at this time, the car had already driven to the gate of the villa in Beigong South.

"I'm going, so fast?" Li Shaolong sighed helplessly, it seems that he can only go back to the bed by himself tonight, hey~

Reluctantly got out of the car, and then walked slowly to his room, passing by the grove and hearing a few horse barks, Li Shaolong couldn't help but curse the big wild donkey fiercely, cursing him for ten thousand years.

When I returned to my room, I couldn't sleep when I lay down, and there were always two mosquitoes buzzing in my ears.

"His grandmother's, even mosquitoes have come in pairs these years, and Lao Tzu is still alone, it shouldn't be, it's really unreasonable!" Li Shaolong couldn't help but sigh.