Chapter 88: Coming and Going
Looking at the chat record in the fat man's hand, Wang Yu wondered, was he so sarcastic? But what surprised him was the report that he tried his cooking skills with Bhatiath a few days ago, and he didn't expect that he was really famous, "Okay, fat man, tell me why do you show me this?" Is it trying to hit me. Wang Yu knew that the fat man had bad intentions, and this friend was made in vain.
"Xiaoyu, you are so powerful, you killed the chefs and celebrities of Italian cuisine, let him see the charm of our Chinese food, haha, powerful, too powerful, you really entered the United States, remember to stop being impatient and continue to do a good job." Xiaopang's words made Wang Yu's parents laugh, this fat man is really looking for trouble.
"Pull it down." After saying that, his parents took out some fungal seeds and the dried goods they bought, after all, these sun-dried fungi are easy to preserve, and if you want to eat them, you don't have to be troublesome to soak them in water, Eddie, they were surprised to see that these fungi began to return to their original appearance in the blistered environment, can these still be eaten?
In order to verify the authenticity, Wang Yu specially made a large plate of fried matsutake mushrooms, which made Eddie and the fat man unable to stop talking, and the fat man did not go back today, so he lived in Wang Yu's house, and Eddie and they fooled around, and talked about Wang Yu's interesting stories in the United States, and in the end, most of the things did not surprise the fat man, it would be strange if Wang Yu didn't make trouble.
"Only he's the weird guy who can make such a fuss." Feeling the extent of Wang Yu's trouble, but fortunately, there was no one to stimulate him in his own manor, so I didn't think of Wang Yu's marriage, "By the way, Xiaoyu, when will you get married, will you return to China?" I guess if you come back for a wedding, you'll be approached by the police uncle. ”
Add, they're curious, too, isn't that a good thing? How could they be approached by the police? The fat man began to exert his eloquence, this law stipulates monogamy, this Wang Yu is obviously breaking the law, fortunately he emigrated, for these Eddie I don't think there is anything, if it is really not possible, you can go to the UAE or other Middle East regions, they don't care about these.
"I don't know about this, it doesn't seem to be settled yet." Wang Yu pretended to be stupid, "I said Wang, you can't do this, my two younger sisters have already been touched by you, and even the elders have agreed." Eddie on the side was reluctant, and the fat man was excited, "I'll go, you kid slept with these two princesses?" Uncle's! I'm going to destroy you on behalf of the sun. ”
"Eliminate your size, just touch your feet, and their customs there are very strict, they are not allowed to live together before they get married, I said fat, what are you thinking in your head, tell me how many girls you have harmed during this time?" Of course Wang Yu won't admit it to the fat man's words, he really hasn't sat on anything, but jumped into the pit stupidly.
Eddie has a photo of Wang Yu and Mariam and Fatima in his hand, so he will show it to the fat man, let the fat man see it and give some opinions, the fat man can't stand the stimulation, "Alas, you will make all the men in the world jealous to death, I want to kill your heart, no, I have to balance, let me beat me." Of course, Wang Yu ignored the fat man's complaints.
Wang Yu's parents knew that they had something to talk about and left, they went to Wang Yu's new house, originally wanted to be used for Wang Yu's future marriage, but now they can't use it, it's not empty there, they go to live from time to time, Wang Yu and the fat man and Eddie They live there, young people have countless topics to talk about, this is not a fat man to call people to come over to drink and eat.
"Wait a minute, the fat man will tell me the truth, who do you call, if you call those indiscriminate women to come, I will kill you first." Wang Yu, who came out of the kitchen, was frightened by the kitchen knife in his hand, "Xiaoyu, no, big brother, don't worry, it's just some classmates, you're happy to be back, don't worry, it's all acquaintances, I don't know it." After that, he called.
Half an hour later, there were three more people in the family, all of whom were good friends, so they got together and sighed at Wang Yu, there is a large piece of land and two wives who are the envy of the world, and Wang Yu's life is really envious and jealous, Wang Yu smiled and didn't say anything.
After eating for an hour, he left, and the fat man was here with a dead face, "If I had been abroad, I would have thrown you out a long time ago, can you stop making trouble, by the way, your girlfriend?" Why didn't you see it? You're not too young, and you're going to have a girlfriend. Wang Yu learned the tone of his parents when they said this to him.
"You're really my son, don't mention the blind date all day long, it just so happens that you came back this time to hide abroad, the current girl is too realistic, last time I wore ordinary clothes in order to be low-key, and I didn't drive, do you know what people say? No house or car is equal to a young man with no money, not to mention getting married and falling in love is a problem. The fat man complained.
"You're called a slut." It's really cheap, who is to blame for this? Eddie, they are also curious about this Chinese blind date, they don't know, and it is often like this in the United States, but it is not as terrifying as here in China, "Wang, you introduce us to some Chinese girls." When he said this, not only Wang Yu shook his head, but even the fat man shook his head and explained the reason to him seriously.
"It's not that we don't introduce it, but I really don't want to pit you." It's so terrifying! Now Eddie retreated, didn't he go back to the room to sleep, today they were tired, they didn't expect Wang Yu's action to be so fast, so quickly to collect the fungus, in fact, it was mainly Wang Yu's parents who gave the effort, and the speed of collection was very fast, so they all came out of the countryside.
After resting in the room, Wang Yu entered the Shennong ring and scattered some fungal seeds in the pine forest and woods, as for the pine forest, of course Wang Yu was reluctant to move, but took it to the pine forest and seriously dealt with it, and began to bury it in the ground, he knew that there would be no truffles growing in this way, just wanted to see if he could change the taste of some black truffles.
After finishing the work, he quit the Shennong ring and went to sleep, and the next morning he got up early and had breakfast with his parents and set off, he wanted to take them abroad together, let them see their manor, they didn't go to the trouble first, especially the mother was very resentful, "I forgive you for not bringing my daughter-in-law back this time, but not next time, if you don't bring it back, I will drive you out of the house." ”
This time the order was given, of course Wang Yu was full of promises, in fact, he didn't have much confidence, the fat man also went back early in the morning to get his passport and went out, casually packed some luggage His parents thought he was going to run away from home and almost called the police, Wang Yu laughed with Eddie outside the gate, but he still came out, and his parents were relieved to know that it was Wang Yu.
A few people took a car to the airport to pick up and fly directly to the capital, where someone has already helped them book a ticket, first class, I don't know if the fat man is the first time to sit, seeing the flight attendant's eyes without blinking, Wang Yu sighed, "Fatty, maybe you will have a good communication with Eddie, I swear." "We're all like-minded people, so it's going to be very interesting to talk together.
got on the plane to the United States, this time Wang Yu returned to China as fast as he came, and the fat man on the plane watched the flight attendant walk by from time to time, and it was too obvious that Wang Yu couldn't help but complain, "Fatty, I finally know why you don't have a girlfriend, this purpose is too strong, can you have some brains." ”
Of course, the fat man won't just forget it, "You can't insult my emotional intelligence, it was Eddie who asked me to do this, just to attract the attention of the opposite sex." Hearing that it was Eddie and their bad idea, he couldn't help but shake his head, "Alas, you're finished, what can they pay attention to?" Don't you see that those spaces are guarding you like a pervert? Can you stop making trouble? ”
The purser of the flight attendant heard Wang Yu's words and came to him and said, "Sir, can you pay attention to some occasions for talking?" It was obvious that he came to find fault, of course, Wang Yu also apologized honestly, "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention, I apologize for the trouble I caused to you at the same time, by the way, in fact, I am Chinese and can understand Chinese." ”
His words made the flight attendants behind all laugh, this guy was so funny, the purser glanced at Wang Yu angrily and went back, this is not Wang Yu subconsciously said, "Alas, such a good girl doesn't know who she was raised, let me know that I will kill him." At this point, the purser couldn't stand it anymore and complained to the captain.
This captain came over to communicate with Wang Yu, this guy is just missing a tendon, "Uh, in fact, I really didn't say anything, really, I'm praising this beautiful flight attendant's appearance, which makes people unforgettable!" By the way, can you tell me how much powder you put in? ”
"Haha!" The fat man and Eddie on the side couldn't help it anymore, they laughed, the captain couldn't help it, this is really not easy to do, Wang Yu sat in his position honestly, and he didn't make trouble, he didn't smoke, he was really hard to deal with, but let him pay attention to the impact.
The flight attendants don't dare to look for Wang Yu and the fat man now, this is also his intention, this flight attendant walks back and forth in the neighborhood and can't sleep if she wants to, and there is a fat man next to her, alas, not to mention how troublesome it is, this girl is completely telling people that I am a pervert.
Finally arrived at Los Angeles International Airport after more than ten hours of flight, and when he got off the plane, Wang Yu chatted with the flight attendant very seriously, "Can you tell me how much powder you have on your face?" ”
The flight attendant was almost angry and didn't reply, "Please go!" Wang Yu got off the plane, and the fat man behind them couldn't help but smile, why did this guy pay attention to other people's cosmetics? It's so uninteresting.
Several people did not rush back to the manor in Washington State, but lived in the villa in Eddie's Beverly Hills, this fat man was excited when he saw the villa, and he saw several big stars and well-known people on the way here, saying that it was worth it to live here, and he would not go to Wang Yu's manor if he was killed, but this was vetoed by Wang Yu and Eddie.