[15] Stealing half a day of leisure
Teachers often say that the plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning, and the success of a person lies in whether he gets up early and does not work hard. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, our classmate Li Xiaowu didn't seem to have this awareness, and he slept with Huang until noon, and the sun burned his buttocks, and he was reluctant to say goodbye to the pillow girl.
Knock knock.... Huang Xiaojie's child smiled wickedly, standing outside Li Xiaoxiao's door and knocking on the door.
Hearing the knock on the door, Li Xiaowu was wearing briefs, opened the door and showed his head to look at the little guy who knocked on the door.
"Xiaojie, don't make trouble, go to breakfast, hurry up to school after eating, my uncle still has to sleep." ‘’
The little guy pouted, puffing and snorting, and said with a milky voice; ''One big lazy worm, two big lazy worms, I'm back from school.'' It's time for lunch, so how can I have breakfast? If you don't come out to eat again, I'll tell grandma that you beat my aunt last night, and you beat her up. ‘’
Nima was threatened by the little one, and it hurt that the threat worked for herself.
''Good, good, good... It's okay for my uncle to get up, you step back, your uncle closes the door and doesn't touch it, and my uncle will come out after changing his clothes. ‘’
The little one's two big eyes looked at this and that, and then giggled; ''My uncle sleeps without clothes, he is ashamed and shameless, and he often has a big face, clucking. Uncle, I'll wait for you outside, remember to get up and don't sleep, and call the big lazy aunt too. ‘’
Looking at the little guy who was more verbose than the little old man, Li Xiaowu rubbed his hair and said with a wry smile; "Got it, Instructor Huang Xiaojie, don't run so fast when you go down the stairs, walk slowly." ‘’
The little guy didn't bird Li Xiaowu, shook his head and hummed a little song, and walked downstairs.
''My sister sits at the head of the bed, and my brother walks in, loving and loving the head of the bed. Little sister, you go inside, brother, I can go to the bedside. ‘’
Boom... Li Xiaowu was sat on the ground by the little guy's divine comedy, and Lei's ass.
Wiping the cold sweat on his head, Li Xiaowu said secretly in his heart; ''Nima, the children are going to rebel against the sky now. ‘’
got up from the ground, closed the door and walked to the bed, pushed Huang Tingting, and whispered in her ear; ''Sister Huang has collected the rent, and she is about to get up.'' ‘’
''Well, oh my head.'' ‘’
''Oops.' My nose. ‘’
Huang Tingting covered her head and glared at Li Xiaowu angrily; ''Li Xiaowu, you bastard, it hurts me to death. If I get stupid one day, it's definitely you bastard, why are you stunned why hurry up and get over to treat this palace. ‘’
Li Xiaowu covered his nose and wanted to open the medical system without tears.
Drip Drip...... Activate the healthcare system
Doodoo Doodoo..... Once the system is booted up, the scan begins
Patient; Two SB
Pathogen; Idle eggs hurt
Treatment; Find something to do
Tips; Host: You have treated yourself three times in ten days, and as punishment you will receive a gift from the broom star, wishing the host a happy life and a lot of surprises.
Knock knock knock.... Systematic self-treatment initiation
Whew-snort.... Self-treatment is done
revision tips; This treatment is free of charge, and I wish you a happy life.
Li Xiaowu is about to be blindfolded, why is this system still scolding people, after thinking about it, there is only one possibility, that is, this system is artificially controlled by TM.
Human manipulation is human manipulation, these Li Xiaowu don't care much, what he cares about now is where is this self-treatment system? Also What is the gift of a broom star?
Wait a minute.... What the? A gift from a broom star?
the groove.. Playing people, can you ask for a gift from the unlucky god?
It's over, it's over... TM's going to start having bad luck again.
Huang Tingting on the bed was pleasantly surprised to find that this time Li Xiaowu helped her with treatment, since she didn't have to touch her head.
Pushing Li Xiaowu, who was talking to herself, Huang Tingting pouted; ''Next time you wake me up like this, I'll bite you to death, and I'll warn you seriously that this palace belongs to dogs.'' ‘’
Letting go of the thoughts in his mind, Li Xiaowu kissed Huang Tingting's face and said with a smile; "My wife should get up and wash and change clothes, Mom and Dad are waiting for us to go down to eat." ‘’
As soon as Li Xiaowu's words fell, Huang Xiaojie knocked on the door outside the door and shouted angrily; ''Aunt Big Lazy Worm, Aunt Big Lazy Worm, get up quickly.'' If you don't get up, you won't have anything to eat. ‘’
The imp who urged the life came, Li Xiaowu and Huang Tingting hurriedly got up to change their clothes, and then washed up quickly.
When the two opened the door, Huang Xiaojie leaned against the wall with his feet crossed and dragged like a ruffian; "Since you're so kind to let me, a five-year-old child, wait for you at the door for so long, and tell you that there are no ten bottles of Shuang, I'll tell you about the fight you had last night." Hum. ‘’
''One box''
"Uncle, you're the best, let's go downstairs for dinner, remember to bring back my box of cool crooked when you come back in the evening." Huang Xiaojie said with a smile on his face.
Reaching out to pick up the little guy, the three of them slowly walked downstairs, Huang Han and his wife went out on a trip, so there were five people in the family to eat.
After lunch, under the expectant gaze of Huang Xiaojie's children, Li Xiaowu drove his black Mercedes-Benz and drove Huang Tingting to the life-extending clinic.
When I arrived at the clinic, I found that it was very quiet today, but if I think about it, it is the same thing, and the big patients refuse to come to this small clinic.
As for minor illnesses, although they are willing to come, the population of this place is there, and more than a thousand colds were cured yesterday, and it is estimated that there are not a few cold patients in the whole city now.
After curing more than 100 cold patients again, Li Xiaowu and they had nothing to do, and in the end, they were even more bored enough to call Huang Dashuai and his wife to play poker for thirteen.
I don't know if it's the system, or Li Xiaowei is born unlucky, a card is five cents, ten cards are multiplied tenfold, thirteen cards are multiplied thirty-nine times, Li Xiaowei is stunned to lose more than 10,000 yuan in an afternoon.
I wonder why he lost so much, this thing was unlucky to have ten cards in a row, and he didn't win a single card in an afternoon.
felt that Thirteen Cards was not suitable for him to play, so Li Xiaowu suggested playing Sangong, everyone won him so much money, and he was embarrassed to refuse him.
Let me tell you about Li Xiaoxiao's unlucky deeds, he took JQ9, Shuanggong nine points, it's big, right?
The result, hehe
Huang Dashuai JQK, the third prince is older than him.
Qiu Huaying QQK, and the third prince is older than him
Huang Tingting came to a three-three, which is directly the largest of three kilometers.
Another time it was the funniest, it was like this.
Huang Tingting's card is, QJA, a point.
Huang Dashuai's card is, 579, which is also a point.
Qiu Huaying's card is, 894, or a point.
Seeing that the three families were all one point, Li Xiaowu was so happy that he hummed a little song happily.
''Oh tired, Olara, oh tired, oh lala, oh lala, big, yes. ‘’
The first card is k, Li Xiaowu rubs his hands, and the second card is turned over, or k.
Excited, Huang Tingting's family of three nervously watched Li Xiaowu's flop.
''10.10.10.Give him a 10.''
''10.10.10.10.10. Gotta give him a 10.''
Seeing the nervous expressions of the three of them, Li Xiaowu dragged and said; ''Three one-point guys, I'll just have to flip out an ace and I'll win you guys, haha.' There are only four 10s in a deck of cards, how can it be 10. Take the money, haha... Ah, no, you're really coming to 10. ‘’
Turning over the last card, Li Xiaowu was dumbfounded, and Huang Tingting's family of three was happy.
At four o'clock, Huang Dashuai and his wife were going to pick up Huang Xiaojie and go home, so the game ended early, and when they came, they came with empty pockets, and when they left, they couldn't fit in their pockets.
In the end, the two winners also asked Li Xiaowu for a bag for the loser, and if he lost the money, he had to take the bag with a smile on his face to the winning one, which tasted the same as eating ten buckets of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles.
It's uncomfortable!