Prologue: Be a wicked person in the afterlife
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Ye Mushi walked out of the bar a little drunk, stretched the familiar street, crossed the intersection, and walked on the boulevard by the river, which was the shortest way home.
Call......
因为喝多了酒, Ye Mushi's body was very weak, and he held on to a small tree on the sidewalk while shaking, so he didn't let himself fall, took a few deep breaths, shook his head again, rubbed his temples, and struggled 最后的力气, Ye Mushi moved his heavy steps again.
Pedal Pedal ......
The woman who had been following Ye Mushi, covering her nose, frowning, walked quickly past Ye Mushi, women's short skirts, silk, high heels, great figure, women's height is not shorter than Ye Mushi多少, estimated to be about one meter six five.
Seeing that the direction of the woman's progress was the way home, Ye Mushi squinted hard at the eyes that were about to be closed at any time, and found a goal for himself, Ye Mushi stared at the woman's back tightly, and slowly accelerated his pace following the woman's footsteps.
The woman listened to the footsteps behind her, looked back at Ye Mushi, and frowned again: "Three watches in the middle of the night, looking at this person who looks like a dog, plus he has been staring at his short skirt all the time, this lewd man shouldn't want to #35201对自己图谋不-track." "The latest chapter has been updated
Oops......
The woman had just turned her head to speed up her pace, when her right foot suddenly became extremely heavy, as if it had taken root, and she couldn't move her steps, and the woman finally saw the situation clearly, and it turned out that the root of the high heels was stuck on the cover of the sewer.
"It's bad luck." The woman scolded secretly, while trying to think about 要把高跟鞋拔出来, looking at the lewd-trivial man Ye Mushi who was getting closer and closer, the woman was anxious and hateful, regretful and afraid, so excited, the high heels were finally pulled out, the woman's heart was called happy, it seemed that she could get rid of this lewd-trivial man immediately, but #38388还不足半秒when the woman was happy, she couldn't help but let out an exclamation.
Oops......
When the woman was pulling out her high heels, 由于用- force was too strong, causing her center of gravity to be unstable and her body to fall to the ground.
Ye Mushi, in fact, knows a little kung fu, and practiced boxing with his grandfather when he was a child.
Later, Ye Mushi, who claimed to be a genius, 甚至自创了一套拳术, known as Shiquan, Ye Mushi has always been a good person, often doing good deeds, but often misunderstood by others, so as to do good deeds变成了坏事, however, Ye Mushi has always been stubbornly insisting, Ye Mushi firmly believes that the so-called good has good rewards, evil has evil rewards, it is not that there is no report, but the time has not come.
Seeing that the woman in front of her was about to fall to the ground, 780且, there was still a pool of sewage under the woman.
The kind-hearted Ye Mushi 决定出手了, fighting 最后的力气, Ye Mushi 决定要出手拯救这个不小心失-A woman who is about to fall.
"Beauty, I'll save you." Ye Mushi shouted, like the kindness of the flooding of the Yellow River, and 最后的力气在这一刻完全爆发而出, a brisk step rushed forward, Ye Mushi grabbed the woman's waist and jumped forward, with a little effort, Ye Mushi believed that he could completely save the woman, no会让女子摔倒污水坑.
Ideas are good, but 780 reality, often, is bad.
Ye Mushi had already had an attack of alcohol, and his whole body had 些无力, and when he hugged the woman's waist and jumped, not only did he not jump out of the sewage pit, but his feet slipped backwards, so Ye Mushi hugged the woman and fell straight towards the sewage pit.
Yes......
The woman instinctively let out a scream, especially when she was held by Ye Mushi around her waist and held down her breasts, the woman secretly shouted, this obscene-trivial hooligan really took the opportunity to attack herself, and she had just learned the eighteen tricks of anti-wolf, 此时被狼抱住, and couldn't do it at all.
There you have, anti-wolf electric pen.
said that it was too late, it was fast, the woman quickly took out the anti-wolf electric pen, and stabbed it towards Ye Mushi's body, no matter where it was pierced, anyway, as long as she subdued this hooligan, she didn't know where it was pierced, anyway, it was finally pierced.
Sizzle......
A powerful electric current instantly spread through Ye Mushi's body, Ye Mushi only felt numb all over his body, and his body was 此时陡然变得更加的无力.
Thump......
Ye Mushi and the woman fell into the sewage pit together, 由于叶牧石垫在下-face, the woman was unharmed, at least the woman did not have her face directly on the ground when she fell into the puddle, Rao is如此, the woman also fell enough, almost soaking wet
,身上粘粘的, and there was a stench, which made the woman extremely angry: "I'll prick you stinky rascal, I'll prick you, I'll prick you, I'll prick ......"
Angry woman, holding the anti-wolf electric pen, regardless of the three?#538;?#36824是四?#538; #36523上一a;da; Messy, until Ye Mushi was motionless, the woman finally calmed down, looking at Ye Mushi, who was covered in blood, the woman stood up carefully, looked around, left and right, okay, no任何人发现这里, the woman patted her chest, sped up her pace and left quickly.
Ye Mushi's whole body fell weakly, and his body was a woman#7a;da; Messy puncture, terrible pain.
Ye Mushi struggled a few times and didn't get up.
Suddenly, Ye Mushi suddenly felt that his whole body was suddenly a;da; 轻松, Ye Mushi floated 780, and when he turned around, he found that his body was still lying in a puddle, and his whole body was covered in blood, which was an extremely delicate state, making it extremely difficult to believe that this was a thing实, however, Ye Mushi instantly 明白了: "It turns out that I was a great good person, and I have been good for nine generations, but the result of my good for nine generations is to suffer evil retribution, and I also lost my life because of this." ”
The first and seventh lives, too long has passed, Ye Mushi has 些回忆不起来, but the eighth and this ninth life, Ye Mushi is 清楚的记得, the eighth life, Ye Mushi used the name )c; Guo at that time, kindly saved a wolf that was chased by hunters, but the result was eaten by the wolf and died, the ninth life, that is, this life, just now, he kindly saved a woman who fell down, However, 780 turned out to be stabbed to death by this woman.
What's even more ridiculous is that the anti-wolf electric pen is still Ye Mushi's own invention in this life.
780且就在不久前, in order to make this anti-wolf electric pen be 更多的广大美丽女-sexually accepted, Ye Mushi was desperately drunk and talked about the anti-wolf electric pen with several big tyrants, "It's time to get out of here, otherwise, the soul will explode in the air for too long, 甚至都无法投胎." Ye Mushi quickly left here and ran towards the reincarnation transfer station.
Huangquan Road, Nai He Bridge, familiar place, familiar Meng Po.
Meng Po, who is difficult to smile, this time&750常难得的对叶牧石有了笑脸, there are些意外的对叶牧石招呼着: "Hey, you guy, it's here again so soon." ”
Ye Mushi 1a;da; He responded with a wry smile: "Yes, so soon, I'll come again." ”
There were still people lining up to drink Meng Po's soup, Meng Po didn't talk much with Ye Mushi, picked up a bowl of soup and handed it to Ye Mushi and said: "Drink it, you can be reincarnated as a human again, after drinking it之前, what else do you have to say." ”
Ye Mushi took Meng Po's soup, thought about it and said: "曾, what a sincere and good person I am, but 780, every time I encounter evil retribution and 死去的时候, I regret it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, 如果上天给我一次选择善与恶的机会, this time, I要选择做一个恶人, 如果非要给这个 'evil' plus an upper limit, I hope it is, the strongest in the world." ”
After Ye Mushi finished speaking, he drank the bowl of Meng Po's soup without hesitation, and handed Meng Po's bowl back to Meng Po, Ye Mushi walked up to the Nai He Bridge without hesitation, 消失在奈何桥的尽头.
With Ye Mushi 消失, a shadow suddenly appeared in front of Meng Po.
After Meng Po was stunned for a moment, she suddenly knelt down and said, "Little Meng has seen the Lord... Lord, I don't know the Lord... What is the Lord's coming? ”
I couldn't see the face and appearance of the shadow, it was just a shadow of paint, and the shadow声音极淡的微微一笑道: "Hehe, please help me plant this seed in his body." ”
After Ying finished speaking, a small particle floated towards Meng Po.
Meng Po bowed her head and bent down to catch it, and she didn't dare to look at that shadow from beginning to end, but when she caught the seed, she said carefully问道: "Don't dare to work, it's a great honor for Xiao Meng to be able to do things for the Lord, 请问主上, is he?" ”
"Ye Mushi."
声音未落, Shadow is already 消失不见.
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