I don't know why, when the mallet saw Ah Yan slowly walking towards the constipated child who was still squatting on the side of the road with a painful face, he suddenly pinched a cold sweat deep in his heart for the little baby, he always had a premonition, it seemed that something bad would happen, and sure enough, while the child was still concentrating on struggling with himself, Ah Shen went around behind him with lightning speed, and slapped him on his excrement at once, and after doing this, she ran away, And when he ran away, he still shouted, "Oh, how did someone's child sit on his shi?!" ”

By the time Ah Kan finished roaring this voice, she had already found a very safe place, and she had already hidden it with peace of mind, and when she and the mallet and Yu Yi next to her watched his famous tigress mother run out of the house and give his son a fat beating, Ah Kan was so suffocated that his face turned green.

Seeing that the kid was not wearing his pants properly, and when he saw that his ass was carried to the house by his mother's ears, Ah Guan and the mallet broke out into a burst of unhappy laughter, which can be regarded as revenge for Yu Yi!

Ah Zhan held his stomach, almost laughing so much that tears flowed out, and then turned his head to look at Yu Yi beside him, but when he saw him open his mouth wide and his eyes were very confused, he knew that Yu Yi must not know what was going on, alas, Ah Zhan sighed, thinking that he was going to improve this guy's IQ, but the road was long, and she had tossed.

It's just that she didn't expect that it was the time for her to be thoughtful. Yu Yi suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, he was really an afterthought! Needless to say. It must have been Yu Yi who watched Ah Yu laugh so happily, so he also laughed like them. Ah Yan's appearance was a little helpless, but he still spread his hands and looked at the stupid boy in front of him with a thoughtful expression.

The mallet leaned in, "What is he laughing at?!" ”

Obviously, the IQ of the mallet is also not high.

But it was at this time that Ah Yu suddenly saw the old man of the tigress who had given her son a fat beating before, and seemed to be about to come out, and sighed that it was not good, so she quickly pulled the two beside her and disappeared. Sure enough, Ah Yu didn't run far. The woman was already carrying a kitchen knife and ran out viciously, shouting, "Who is laughing at my son?!" ”

Such a loud laughter, if it is impossible to say that he did not hear it, although his son is stupid, he is not so ashamed, isn't this looking for death!

It's just that she looked around and didn't see anyone, and secretly wondered if she had misheard. On the other hand, he had already shouted at the room with his throat in his throat, "You dead boy, make trouble for the old lady, see if the old lady will teach you a good lesson today!" Shame on our royal family! ”

As he spoke, there was another terrifying sound of ghosts crying wolf. It's such a sound, the three of them can still hear it clearly from a long distance, and they still arrive in the school hall quickly before they know it.

In the middle of this village. It is the son of the family, most of whom also work in the fields or go to the town to learn the craft. There aren't many people who read, let alone girls. In addition to Bai Xiaohua, the granddaughter of the old gentleman in this school, Ah Yu is still the second! On this day, Ah Yu just entered this school, because of the delay on the road, the big guys have almost arrived, fortunately, Ah Kan is not late, otherwise he doesn't know how many people are going to gossip, although at this time, he can already hear the fine and dense gossip around the back.

Ah Yan's expression suddenly became strange, looking at these people's pointing, I don't know what they are talking about, but looking at the eyes of these people, surely, it is definitely not a good word, although Ah Kan has not returned a very friendly smile when he meets those smiles that have been cast intentionally or unintentionally, although those people don't know if it is because of their weak hearts, they always turn their heads back quickly, but Ah Yao's smile is not contained, stiff there, For a while, I didn't know what to do, so I could only stop it, and then find a place in a corner and sit down.

And Ah Yu didn't see it, at this time, in a far corner of his own, someone was burying his head in the book, as if he didn't want her to see it, and he didn't want to see Ah Yu.

She didn't know, in fact, such gossip had begun to prevail as early as a few days ago, and I heard that a female classmate finally came, and everyone was ready to move, not to mention how happy they were, after all, this female classmate, isn't it rare to see in a hundred years?!

But I don't know who sent the news, I heard that the female classmate is still the child daughter-in-law of the Yu family, and she is going to marry the fool of the Yu family. It's good that this news doesn't come out, as soon as it spreads in this community, the big guys have already exploded, and one by one they showed an unbelievable look, saying that this information is too much, and they are all going to get drunk!

Originally, I heard that the fool of the Yu family went to school earlier, and now her little daughter-in-law is also here, what kind of situation should this be, everyone said that with their IQ, they don't seem to understand.

"I heard that what is called an ugly person, it is famous, fat and ugly!" Between the words, it was a completely disgusted tone.

"I heard that he is as powerful as an ox, and his strength is so great that he can go to the ground, it's really strange, just like that, and still come to teach?!" Speaking of this, in everyone's minds, a sturdy woman came back from planting rice in the field, carrying a hoe, to the top of this school, and suddenly raised her voice, "Students, I'm here!" ”

Thinking that this picture was so beautiful, everyone was drunk, and they all shivered fiercely, only to feel a chill from head to toe, but Bai Xiaohua on the side listened attentively, did not say a word on her face, and her expression was also very calm, she just said lightly, "How can you say bad things about your new classmates, the master said, between classmates." Have love to get along! ”

Hearing this, everyone quickly nodded their heads. I won't continue to say anything.

And when Bai Xiaohua turned around, her heart was already full of joy. I heard that a female student came before, and she was already very nervous in her heart, for fear that her limelight would be robbed like this, but now she is relieved!

Although Ah Yu didn't care about the whispers of the friends around her, the mallet next to her seemed to be very angry, this stupid boy really didn't expect that his ears were still sensitive, and he was angry at the moment, and he stomped his feet at this time. He stared at a pair of eyes and waved the small fist in his hand, looking at the bear children who were still chewing the root of their tongues with a fierce look, those little babies thought that they were also bullies, and when they saw the mallet like this, they quickly closed their mouths one by one, and they didn't dare to say anything more.

Looking at this scene, Ah Yan snickered a few times in his heart, but he didn't show much of his expression, but just sat down by himself. After all, it may not be a good thing to be sharp or something, and when Ah Yan thought of this, he was determined again, and his sitting appearance was also very regular. Who knew that at this time, a very unobtrusive voice suddenly came out of his ears, "Look at the granddaughter of the old master of the school sitting over there, the family is called a closed moon shy flower." Look at yourself again. Big fat boy, how can you say that you were also the school flower of the school before. Why are you back in school now, there are only two girls in the class, and you can't compare? Tsk tsk. ”

After this complaint, Ah Guan was almost about to vomit blood, and he was so sleepy that he crossed over to such a place where birds don't?! It's not the deity who speaks, Ah Yan thought of this, and he was even more angry, and the worship meat on his hand trembled three times, besides, now she has lost a lot of weight!

As soon as Ah Yan thought of this, he had already rolled his eyes greatly, and recently he didn't know if it was Xifeng's skills that had risen greatly, and he used to have to go to the jade bracelet to be able to talk to him, but now he often slipped in his ear coldly, if it weren't for her strong ability to accept words, I am afraid that she would be scared by this guy and have a butt urine, now she is even more accustomed to it, but she still lowered her voice and muttered to Xifeng, "Please, I'm also a flower in the chubby world! ”

When Ah Yu thought of this matter, he couldn't help but complain deeply for a while, this world where thinness is beauty!

"I must be thin as a lightning bolt!" Ah Kan silently made up her mind, but the matter of losing weight is obviously not something that can be solved overnight, she is not a person who is eager for quick success, although the effect of three years is a little slow, but it has never rebounded, this is the fortunate place in Ah Kan's heart, she is confident that she will eventually become a gorgeous thin man.

I didn't want to hear the ghostly voice of Xifeng again, "Don't you know that there is also ball lightning!" ”

One did not become a gorgeous thin man, but a gorgeous sunny thunderbolt smashed down at this time, and Ah Yu instantly hit the top like five thunderbolts, this guy, if he doesn't speak, he will die!

"You've had enough." Ah Yu clenched his fists tightly, but Yu Yi suddenly came over at this time, raising a silly smile, "Ah Yu, Ah Yu, who are you talking to?!" ”

Thinking that it was her "talking to herself" was too loud, and she listened to Yu Yi beside her, but when she saw Ah Yu, she just put her finger on her mouth at this time, and made a silent gesture to Yu Yi, signaling that it was better for him not to speak at this time, because at this time the old master had already gone up to the podium.

"Today, cough cough ......" The old master, who was over seventy years old, looked at his body and stopped being tough, even if he couldn't speak, he coughed heavily several times before he continued to speak, "There are a few new students here today, since we are all classmates in the future, we must love each other and support each other, don't ...... Don't ......" said and sneezed fiercely, Ah Yu immediately showed a worried look, and looked at the classmates in the front row and naturally took out the handkerchief in his arms, alas, mom, it's really hard for them!

Tsk tsk.

"New classmates go to ...... Come up and ...... yourself Ahem...... Above...... Come on! ”

The old master spoke again, but looking at him like this, it seemed as if he was about to sneeze again, and the classmates invariably took out what could be covered on the table as if they were about to fight the enemy. According to their predictions, the previous moment was just a small test. This time it was stormy! But unexpectedly, the old man just rubbed his nose. didn't say anything, just beckoned and asked the three of them to come up, "Yu Yi, you come to introduce first!" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were focused on Yu Yi's body, but most of them looked like watching a good show.

Yu Yi didn't know what the old man called him for, although he didn't understand what he meant, but since he heard his name. After all, he still knew his own name, and knew that he was called Yu Yi, and Ah Yu told him that if he heard someone call him, in order to show politeness, he had to open his mouth and smile, so that he could show friendship.

Although he didn't understand, what was friendliness and could it be eaten?

So Yu Yi didn't move. But suddenly his mouth was raised, revealing a big smile, and in his grinning mouth was a row of shiny snow-white teeth. And a face was even more red, and in the eyes of everyone, he only felt stupid ×. It was at this moment that a burst of laughter erupted for a while. It fell into the ears of the mallet and Ah Yu, and I only felt that it was particularly harsh. For the first time, Ah Yu was crazy by these people!

Even at this time, I don't know where the coaxing came from, "A fool is a fool!" ”

"Smack! Syllable! The old master's ring ruler was lowered, and there was a serious look on his face, and the mocking baby was silenced, but there was still an uncontrollable smile on his mouth.

Yu Yi was originally smiling stupidly, but when he suddenly saw the old master's cold eyes, his body suddenly trembled fiercely, although he didn't know why the old master suddenly showed such a look, and thought that he had said the wrong thing, the smile also slowly stopped, shrunk slightly, lowered his head, pouted, and showed a very frightened look.

She knew what Yu Yi was afraid of, but she didn't know.

She thought to herself, it's all these unlucky kids!

Thinking of this, Ah Yan took a deep breath, lay on Yu Yi's ear again, put his mouth against Yu Yi, and whispered something.

Fortunately, she had expected such a thing to happen, and she had already taken precautions in her heart.

Yu Yi lowered his head, and when he saw that figure in Ah Yao's eyes, he seemed very shrunken, but in fact, Yu Yi was very scared, and his body couldn't help but tremble, especially after hearing what Ah Yu said.

He finally understood, it turned out that he was going to stand on the stage, and he was facing so many students, as soon as he thought of this, Yu Yi's head was lower, and his body was almost trembling at this time, and he shook his head vigorously, very cowardly, he was already autistic, and he was a fool, he just played with the mallet and Ah Yu on weekdays, and he was not close to anyone else, let alone this group of friends who happened to sit and wait to see Yu Yi's jokes.

Therefore, when Ah Yi looked helplessly at Yu Yi, who was struggling with paper at this moment, her face was still very helpless, and she lay in her ear and continued to whisper something, Yu Yi's eyes lit up at this time, and his face, which originally looked very aggrieved, finally looked at Mu Ran at this time, Yu Yi's eyes lit up instantly, and he seemed to be grinning happily, and when he looked at Ah Yu, he didn't show the leaky teeth at the corner of his mouth. And Ah Yu didn't expect that things would take a turn for the better, and even replied to Yu Yi with a more cheerful smile, and without saying a word, he just signaled him to go up first.

At this time, Yu Yi was not only not very distressed, but as if he had fallen into an evil spirit, he suddenly got up happily, but the stool they were sitting on at that time was not very firm, don't look at Yu Yi's small body and weak body, but when he got up, such a violent sound still made Ah Yu startled, it was clean to hold the stool well, otherwise maybe the movements under the body would have to jump up with Yu Yi when he stood up, which scared Ah Yu a big jump. He patted his chest again, pinched a handful of cold sweat, and slowly exhaled a long breath.

It scared her to death!

But when he saw Yu Yi clapping his little hands and running close to the old master who was smiling and squinting his eyes and nodding his head at this time, Ah Yi didn't know why, but suddenly had a few bad premonitions, however. She hadn't reacted yet, but she saw Yu Yiyi's bored head suddenly disappear in front of her eyes.

Then there was a burst of laughter. It turned out that Yu Yizheng was jumping forward very happily, but he didn't want to know which bear child was giving birth to a leg halfway at this time. Yu Yi didn't have any brains, but at this time, he stumbled and slammed on the ground all of a sudden, pitiful, and he almost cried out when he fell into a gold star.

Seeing Yu Yi lying on the ground in a stiff posture and unable to get up, Ah Kana called a furious, these unlucky children. It's really nozuonodie, it seems that they really have itchy skin, and when Ah Yi looked at Yu Yi, who was unable to move at this time, he actually wanted to call out to him affectionately, "Yu Yi don't cry, stand up Lu!" ”

The old gentleman was obviously very angry, and the ring ruler in his hand crackled, "There are no rules!" It's really unruly! ”

But at this time, no one paid attention to such a noisy atmosphere. But the old man was so angry that his face turned green.

Ah Yu is naturally angry, but at this time, she also knows the rules in this school, she can't do anything, and she also suppressed the mallet next to her that was about to go up with her fist, she could only watch this stupid boy snort very worriedly. Then he got up in a gray way, although his back was to him, but he didn't blink his eyes. I still saw Yu Yi sniffing clearly, although his nose was red. His eyes were red, but he didn't leave a single tear. He just patted the dust off his body awkwardly and continued to blink and smile.

It was Yu Yi's actions like this, and suddenly there was silence in this school, many people were actually waiting for Yu Yi, a fool, to cry their noses, after all, they had been laughing at Yu Yi since they were children, and now they naturally felt very interesting when they saw it with their own eyes. However, it backfired, and this kid was still very strong!

Hard!

Although it was a twist and turn, Yu Yi finally came to this podium, at this time he was grinning, smiling very happily, and at this moment he bowed deeply to the audience under the stage, and when his eyes met Ah Luo's bright ears and sight, Yu Yi seemed to have long forgotten the previous pain, and his smile revealed a shallow pear vortex, which looked cute and cute, and Ah Yi was going to be drunk, because she was sitting in the last row, and the old master was a person with bad eyesight, Ah Yu made a cheering gesture to Yu Yi openly, which no one knew.

So according to the weight loss exercises that Yu Yi and Ah Yu do at home on weekdays, Yu Yi's buttocks twisted, and suddenly began to dance, which scared everyone into a big jump, and they didn't understand what this fool was going to do.

"Round head, big ears......" Yu Yi has already begun to sing in his voice, and soon fell into a state of selflessness, this song was taught to him by Ah Yu, although Yu Yi is illiterate, and he won't say anything, but because he has been singing for three years, Yu Yi has naturally remembered it in his heart.

Although there are a few actions in this, Ah Yu also jumped slightly behind, guiding Yu Yi's movements, and after a complete set, Yu Yi's work was smooth.

"Yu Yi...... Yu Yi...... You're daddy's beloved child......"

Yu Yi sang and danced, very happy, and he didn't know whether to teach Yu Yi to jump or dance with him, Ah Yan, who also raised his big little face, with a very happy look.

And the other students had already laughed like crazy, and while Yu Yi's performance was performing, they were even lying on the table one by one and couldn't straighten their waists anymore, and the smile at this time was purely funny, not because Yu Yi was so funny, Ah Yan looked at such a scene, and there was a subtle smile on his face.

She naturally wanted Yu Yi to know, and one day, he would be able to prove that he was also the one who could make everyone applaud him.

And in fact, when Yu Yi was embarrassed to continue to step down like a shy little daughter-in-law after the dance, it was indeed thunderous applause, and more importantly, no one tripped him again.

Ah Xiang saw that Yu Yi finally mustered up the courage to come to power, and at the same time, he finally defeated the fear in his heart, I don't know why there is always a feeling that his daughter-in-law for many years has finally become a mother-in-law, when he thought of this, Ah Yan's heart trembled three times. But when he looked at Yu Yi, who was shyly lowering his head, he still raised a big smile at him.

Yu Yi met Ah Yu with a pair of bright eyes. The starlight in his eyes was like a bright star, and it was at this time that he burst out laughing. It was a very happy and happy appearance, and when he sat on the stool, he almost turned over and fell down because he was too excited, but fortunately, he held the table firmly in time, and he was stunned, but it made a loud noise, and it made everyone's eyes fall on Yu Yi's body again.

With the sound of violent laughter that erupted again, Ah Guan couldn't help but hold his forehead, okay, the good impression just now is in the soup again. Thinking of this, Ah Yu couldn't help but sigh again, but turned his head to look at Yu Yi, who was laughing happily at him at this moment, Ah Guan obviously didn't know what to say at this time, so he could only swallow all the words into his stomach.

The life of the school is much more boring than Ah Yu imagined, and I don't know if there has been a tea time, looking at the dense font in front of him, Ah Yu has already felt that his upper and lower eyelids are fighting, good guy. is the one who fights in this fight, and he can succeed in marrying superstars.

Because of this, I had a lot less strength when I shook my head and read a book, and it didn't take long. Ah Yu couldn't support it anymore, and he yawned very lazily at this time, and his mouth grew big. You can just stuff an egg.

However, when his eyes fell on the body of the mallet beside him, Ah Yu realized that this guy didn't know when he had already put the book in front of his face. But he was buried in the book, and he had already fallen asleep. This kid, don't look at how small this book is, and how big his own face is, where can a book block his face, and when he thinks like this, Ah Yu suddenly showed a meaningful smile, and didn't say anything, suddenly poked the mallet beside him, and suddenly made the little fat man wake up from his sleep. I watched Ah Jian suddenly put his head over, and said to himself with a completely mysterious expression, "Alas, the master asked you to stand up and read this paragraph, and you are still sleeping!" ”

As he spoke, he poked his fleshy hand, and at that moment, he was sleepy, and the mallet was half awake, and he was not ambiguous, so he quickly stood up, held the book in his hand, cleared his throat, and began to chatter.

Originally, the big guys were still reading well, but naturally there were still a few of them who were so drowsy or had already fallen asleep, and when they didn't want to be drooling, they suddenly heard the voice of the mallet, these words were good, but they woke them up from sleep, and they didn't know what was going on.

But Ah Kan was happy in his heart, buried his head on the table, his shoulders were twitching, and he had almost laughed crazy, needless to say, and I don't know how long she laughed, even the mallet also heard the suppressed laughter in her ears, and was still wondering why this girl was laughing so happily, but gradually, the mallet seemed to have realized that there was something unusual, and the tiger's body shook at the moment, and the body couldn't help but tremble three times, sure enough, When his very frightened eyes fell on Ah Xuan's body like this, and then saw her smiling cheekily, he was pumping this girl's heart at the moment.

It turned out that he was tricked!

The voice weakened one by one, and the mallet didn't dare to look at the old master who was staring at him with a pair of eyes in front of him, and his heart trembled even more, and the result after that can be imagined.

Ah Yu patted the mallet on the shoulder very sympathetically, although the mallet sounded as if he was gloating, "Don't worry, I'll help you make a copy!" ”

Now it's a matter of copying! The old master told him to copy it ten times! The mallet was almost so angry that he was smoking, and Ah Yu accurately avoided the eyes that the mallet shot straight in, at this time, it was better not to approach him! And when he thought like this, he covered his mouth again, still looking very cheerful!

It's just that Ah Yu was still immersed in joy, but he didn't see that at this time, someone was staring at them with a malicious look and slowly approaching them, wasn't it the bear child who made a mocking sound and tripped Yu Yiyi one by one?!

It seems that there will always be a proud and domineering fat man in every class, of course. That person wouldn't be the one next to Ah Yu who was uninformally unscrewing the mallet of his snot and using his hands.

Ah Yu glanced at the little fat man beside him. I couldn't help but roll my eyes widely, and at the same time, I could only slowly turn my head to the side. The so-called indecent disgrace is not to be seen, although this "courtesy", Ah Yan didn't want to see it! When thinking like this, Ah Yu's gaze suddenly caught something, and suddenly collided with that ill-intentioned look, good guy, fortunately, Ah Yu is a good focus, she has always thought about herself like this, otherwise she almost hit a gold star. Ah Yu didn't understand what that kid was doing, staring in his direction so viciously.

However, her body trembled fiercely and at the same time, she quickly withdrew her gaze, and didn't say much, just looked at Yu Yi beside her with a smile, and saw that he was covering his stomach with his mouth covered with a pitiful appearance, blinked his eyes a few times, and quietly took out the homemade nougat in the schoolbag, "Look what I brought?" ”

As soon as Ah Yan's words fell, Yu Yi's eyes lit up instantly, but he didn't wait for him to say more. The mallet on the side had already stretched out his meaty hands, just to take the row of nougat that Ah Yu was holding in his hand, which looked really mouth-watering.

Naturally, A's craftsmanship is also obvious to all!

But at the same time, Ah Yu unceremoniously fell down. Suddenly, she slapped off the hand that the mallet stretched out, and her words seemed to be a little undisguised disgust, "Please don't pollute me with the hand you just blew your nose and our sugar." Thank you! ”

The little face of the mallet turned red, and suddenly he got up quickly with lightning speed. He hurried out of the house, though he didn't want to wash his hands. But what can he do if he doesn't wash his hands and don't give candy to eat! Thinking like this, the mallet ran fast, and was tripped by himself on the way, and rolled on the ground a few times, and a carp stood up immediately, and continued to run towards the front unswervingly, that look, it was very strong, if Ah Yu saw it, maybe he would have stumbled a few times, and then showed a voice of praise.

Although Ah Yu didn't know anything about it, he was just happily sharing this sweet candy with Yu Yi at this time.

But I didn't know that it was at this time, but the little overlord Gu Xiaobai swaggered over, this can't look like a little fat man with good nutrition, needless to say, it is the one who deliberately tricked Yu Yi before!

As early as when Ah Guan mysteriously took out something, Gu Xiaobai's eyes had already been attracted by Ah Kan, good guy, this new student is so bold, there is something that does not honor his grandfather!

Gu Xiaobai was angry in his heart, and as soon as he got up, he beckoned Ah Yu and the others to go.

When Ah Kan lowered his head and chewed vigorously, he suddenly felt a forest atmosphere around him, and then it was like a cloud, and something suddenly blocked the sunlight above his head, but Ah Yu said without raising his head. "I said a mallet, it's not that I won't give it to you, why are you so close!" In fact, Ah Yu really thought that the guy lying in her ear at this moment was a good mallet, so she came up with such words without thinking, but when she raised her head, she saw Gu Xiaobai's face staring at the fleshy lump and suddenly approached her, but she was so frightened that she couldn't help but shake it violently, and she was almost shaken to the ground by the nougat in her hand.

Seeing that Gu Xiaobai's very greedy eyes fell on her hands, Ah Yan understood a rough idea, although she was reluctant in her heart, she still smiled at Gu Xiaobai very stubbornly, and said reluctantly at this time, "Here, here you go." Saying that, he carefully handed a piece of candy in his hand to his hand, he thought that he was quite generous, who knew that Gu Xiaobai was very dissatisfied at this time, and that face finally collapsed at this time (to be continued......