Chapter 413: Scattering Beans into Soldiers
The thing smiled and said nothing, slowly opened its golden eyes, full of greed, and a face that was so three-dimensional close to my face that it looked like it was going to insult me, so frightened that I quickly shouted, "! it! Lao Tzu is straight! You, you damn pervert, get out of here! ”
Who knew that the more I shouted, the closer the thing came to me, and my whole face was immersed in a strange expression, as if feeling something.
"If I suck in all the Buddha qi in your body, I won't have to endure another hundred years of hard cultivation, and I will be able to turn into a flesh-and-blood living person in no time!" The rubber man reached out and pinched my face, laughing maniacally, flying from me, and jerking his two thick arms up......
I heard a "bang-la-la-la" sound, as if something had been spilled on the ground.
Through the cracks, I saw that what had fallen to the ground was a handful of soybeans.
Sprinkle beans into soldiers!
I sighed secretly in my heart, this guy has been cultivating for hundreds of years, and he can make such a demon!
"Gurgling ......"
With the sound of soybean particles falling to the ground, the rubber man pinched his hands into a very strange appearance, leaned forward, and recited a bunch of incantations at those beans, and in an instant, a paper talisman appeared in its hand, and it waved it in mid-air to dissolve the talisman, and a spiritual light was sprinkled on those beans!
In an instant, a stream of yin qi evaporated from the ground, and countless evil ghosts drilled out from the ground, scrambling to eat those soybeans!
After swallowing the soybeans in their stomachs, these demons stood up one by one, as if by magic, and became as dumb as a wooden chicken, and were commanded by the rubber man to surround me and Heiya!
Scattering beans into soldiers is a spell that can turn them into Yin soldiers by throwing a handful of soybeans in the legend
In fact, many people's understanding is wrong, no matter how powerful the spell is, it will not directly turn the soybeans into yin soldiers, in fact, this kind of "sprinkling beans into soldiers" spell is a kind of summoning technique with soybeans as a carrier.
Soybeans and even some grains, such as rice, are things that can withstand the caster's aura, such as the "ask rice" that many people know.
Generally, the caster sacrifices to heaven and earth, and then draws a summoning charm, and summons many lonely souls and wild ghosts in the underworld, most of them are evil ghosts, and summon them to the yang world, and feast on soybeans, and the favorite food of the yin soul is tofu, but in the complex production process, the tofu takes off the essence of heaven and earth that the soybeans grow into one to absorb, that is, it loses its spirituality, so it cannot carry the aura of the caster, so the caster has to retreat to the second best use of beans that still have spirituality.
snatched the soybeans with aura, and was controlled by the caster's spiritual power, becoming a yin soldier who let the caster call and drink.
"Boy, you're very knowledgeable!" The rubber man laughed dryly, and shouted at the Yin soldiers all over the ground, "Bring them back to me!" ”
After that, he raised his hand and gently stroked my face, and his laughter became even more crazy, "Little thing, when you go back, Lao Tzu will pick your skin with his own hands, dismantle your bones, remove all the pieces of flesh on your body, suck every drop of blood on your body, and take all the Buddha qi on your body as my own, and then I can turn into your appearance and blend into the world...... Hahahaha! ”
The laughter of the rubber man made me get goosebumps all over my body, and I scolded at the top of my throat, "You old monster, dead pervert, you dare to move a single hair of Lao Tzu to try it!" You rubber man, Lao Tzu burned you to slag with a fire, and threw you into the pit and! ”
Heiya smiled, "Qingpi, save electricity and spit on Xingzi, now we are human swordsmen, and I am fish and meat, what can we do?" Alas, I said the old monster, I don't care if you want to eat him, I don't have Buddha or anything, so let me go, right? ”
"Delusional!" The old monster stretched out his neck, turned his head around Heiya, and said with a sneer, "You guy, I caused my favorite big apprentice to lose his arm, and when I turn into a body, I will take off your arm and make up for it!" ”
The Yin soldiers worked in pairs, holding me and Heiya up, I only felt that it was dark in front of me, and I saw my head rushing towards the closed door, and before I could open my mouth and shout, my body had already passed through the door......
The Yin soldiers carried us into a very large cemetery, and at the corner of the cemetery gate, a lonely small house was erected, the windows of the small room were bright, and there were people living in it.
This cemetery is a regular cemetery in our city, and its predecessor was a martyr's tomb, which was later contracted by a company to improve management and make it the current cemetery.
It is said that a cemetery here, the cheapest is 40,000 yuan per square meter, and the slightly larger one also costs more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan to buy a plot with a tombstone.
Heiya and I were carried into the hut of the cemetery, and the figure of the old monster returned to the appearance of a paper person after entering the house, and honestly walked to the old man in the house who was boiling tea on the stove.
"You're back?" The old man was gray-haired, holding an iron rod in one hand and pulling the coal in the stove, while turning his face slightly to look at us, sighing and saying, "Ah Yuan, this person has Buddha Qi on him, have you checked his previous life, I have explained to you countless times, there is such a living thing as aura and Buddha qi, you must check your previous life, in case there is any big backer and it will be troublesome, I'm afraid we can't afford to provoke it." ”
The old monster named Ah Yuan stood respectfully in front of the old man, pressed his two hands on both sides of his body, and lowered his head slightly, but there was a look of disdain on his face, and he said, "Master, this kid is nothing more than a high monk in his previous life, since he has not become an immortal and a Buddha, and he has entered reincarnation from a new age, and has become a little Taoist priest, it means that this guy has no big backers at all!" …… Master, in this world, there are fewer and fewer people with compassion, and there are even fewer people with Buddha energy on their bodies, Ah Ke went out to suck Yuanyang that day, and came back to tell me that it and Lao He met a little Taoist, who had no ability, but with a fresh and sweet smell on his body, I was thinking, this kid is not a rare person in the world who still has the Buddha's energy, right? So I went to look for him, and sure enough! Master, this is the best chance for our cultivation to achieve great things! ”
The old man raised his slender eyes again, and glanced at me, and I could see his eyes, hidden under his eyelids, with a fierce gaze and a sinister look.
"Yes, yes!" The old man withdrew his gaze to his steaming teapot, poured a cup of tea, and took a sip lightly, as if thinking about something, and did not speak for a long time.