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Ren He sat at home with his chin on his back and watched TV, but his thoughts no longer knew where he had drifted. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Yang Xi is coming, how can she be interesting when she appears in front of her?
At this time in the evening, Ren He could already see that the game of Kunlun had begun to exert its strength, and some students posted on the forum of the fourth middle school to ask for a team......
Kunlun's readership is actually very large now, and the game planner estimates that the number of people online at the same time in a few months will be 200,000 according to the convention, which is still too small.
Fantasy Journey to the West, as a game that dominated China's domestic dominance at the beginning, has far more potential than that. Ren He waited for its real rise to bring him a huge wealth accumulation, and he seemed to be not far from the dream of a rich idler.
Before, after playing the Croatian Rhapsody, Ren He had a formal communication with the Heavenly Punishment System, and he was worried that the difficulty of the tasks in the future of the Heavenly Punishment System would become more and more difficult, and it would take him at least a week to complete a task, so how could he go to school? If it's a school-wide task, is there anything too difficult?
Probably no more, he has done it all by climbing the trouser building with his bare hands, and the rest of the buildings are basically not difficult.
So if you increase the difficulty of the task, you must go to a more special environment, which is not very realistic, although it seems that the heavenly punishment system is not blindly increasing the difficulty when releasing the task, such as exposure to the sun for 3 hours is actually much simpler than climbing pants, at least there will be no danger to life.
But just in case, Ren He still decided to have an in-depth communication with the Heavenly Punishment System: "You also want to use the culture of the parallel world to fill the lack of this world, and I also want to bring those cultures to this world, and the problem now is that I am also willing to do those really adventurous tasks, but I can't have so much time." Do you think it could be like that, like playing Croatian rhapsodies, and I don't intend to make a profit from it just to reappear in the world, can this kind of thing cancel their mission? ”
Ren He is worried about every negotiation with the Heavenly Punishment System, and he must first meet the needs of the other party before he can talk about his own needs.
"No," the Heavenly Punishment System refused, as if there was no room for negotiation in this matter!
It seems that this is really impossible to talk about, Ren He thought about it and said: "Then do you think this will work, can this type of punishment task be appropriately reduced in difficulty, or make the task more diversified?" ”
"Approved."
Actually approved? Ren He was in ecstasy when he was standing downstairs in the piano room, every time he negotiated with the Heavenly Punishment System, he could get a little surprise, if he honestly didn't fight for it at all, he would have died of exhaustion.
"Mission: Perform on stage at the welcome party, and punish the hosts for a month of drooling if they don't complete it."
Nima, drooling for a month, then I didn't become the first mentally retarded in the four middle schools, I didn't wipe my mouth in advance when I talked to people, and then I flowed while talking? It's okay to chat with the girl.,People may think that they care about what they care about.,But it's all okay, okay? In case it's drooling at a man, how scared do you think people have to be?!
Ren He would be scared if he saw Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing drooling vigorously at him!
Ren He sat in front of the TV at night and was thinking, if he really wants to go to the welcome party, what program will he have?
At this time, his eyes suddenly lit up, it seemed that a way to complete the task and surprise Yang Xi together!
The next day when I came to the school in the afternoon, after the end of the military training, the whole class got together to discuss what program, at this time everyone was a little careful, there were only 2 places in each class, and changing to an ordinary school was pushing back and forth, and it was different when it came to the fourth middle school, and many people were holding back their strength to fight for this opportunity.
And the two places selected are not guaranteed to be able to go, and they have to PK with other classes, and finally select 15 programs. The senior year also has 15 programs, a total of 30 programs to form a party lasting about 3 hours.
There are 30 classes in one year, and two of them go to PK in one class, and only 15 of them win in the end, and the probability of killing them is 75%, which is very high.
No. 4 Middle School is such a place, everyone has to strive to make themselves dazzling and enter the first group, even Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, two students who don't have too many specialties, want to pull Ren He to do a cross talk together, Liu Bing was originally a joker, so he thought of cross talk as a form of performance.
Everyone is very positive about this kind of party, and only later when some people are suppressed by the aura of the gods and can't move, will they slowly become negative and self-exile.
Say cross talk? Ren He thought about it or forget it, Yang Xi must be the finale, if he comes on stage in advance, how can he have any sense of surprise?
But at this time, he suddenly thought of something: "I'll write a cross talk for the two of you, you two can use it if you think you can, in exchange, you two mobilize your alumni to help me do something!" ”
Ren He still feels that it is too unsafe to have only one of himself, so he must mobilize Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, one of these two people is the champion of the fourth middle school, and the other is the physics bully of the experimental middle school, and there are many former alumni in the fourth middle school, so it is absolutely reliable to find them.
Liu Bing is still a little arrogant, he hasn't served anyone when it comes to jokes, and when Ren He said that he wanted to write them a cross talk book, he was a little unimpressed.
Ren He understood when he looked at him, and he smiled: "Yes, I'll play two roles and give you two paragraphs, you can judge for yourself!" "If it weren't for the fact that one person can't make it, he wouldn't have provoked the Heavenly Punishment System so quickly. Ren He improvised a cross talk of Guo Degang for the two of them, because of his professional performance skills, even Guo Degang's expression was learned vividly.
What does Guo Degang, a cross talk actor, say, Ren He only likes part of his cross talk, some are funny and some are not funny, so he picked a section that he thought was the most classic and showed it to Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, but the two of them laughed so much that they couldn't take care of themselves. For Guo Degang, he has always had a mixed reputation, Ren He, as an outsider in his previous life, would not make any evaluation of this kind of thing, after all, if you don't know the truth, you don't have the right to speak, what you can do is to affirm that Guo Degang's works are really good, and it is not accidental that he can become popular.
"No deal?" Ren He raised his eyebrows.
"Deal! Brother is deeply hidden," Liu Bing sighed: "I thought I was the most humorous in our class, and I was willing to bow down!" ”
However, if you want to make a deal, you have to pay a price, and when Ren He just wrote out the entire cross talk, the task of the heavenly punishment system came: "Task: Win the applause of 2,000 people at the welcome party, and punish the host's foot odor for 1 month if you don't complete it, and no object can block the smell." ”
This is not appropriate, right?,The foot odor punished by the heavenly punishment system knows how smelly it is.,Can't stop it.,If you really suffer such a punishment, will you become the first student in the fourth middle school to be persuaded to quit because the foot odor can already cause other students to be unable to concentrate in class?
But can you get the applause of 2,000 people? It should be possible, a more than 1,000 people, and when the orientation party comes, the second and third years of high school will start, and then the teachers and students of the whole school will be together, a total of 4,000 people, which means that half of them will be needed.
Should...... No problem, right?!