Sick.

Cold, dizziness, and diarrhea, that chapter hasn't been written yet, so I'll have to be late, please forgive me.

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In the last life, Xu Cun zài saw a post on the Internet:

Landlord: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python, what should I do if I really encounter a python in the wild?

Reply 1: Pinch seven inches and poke your asshole, two very effective methods, I hope you will spread it widely.

Reply 2: The one who stabbed the snake, or his own?

Reply 3: Own.

Reply 4: What's the use of stabbing yourself, snake.

Reply 5: Where's the snake's asshole?

Reply 6: Xu Xian knows!

……

Last night, Xu Cun became a Xu Immortal as he wished.

But—

Zhao Yazhi, who lost the back garden, was not the worst one last night.

The worst one is Deng Lijun - Deng Lijun's physique is the weakest, and Xu Cun was too unrestrained last night, so it is not difficult to imagine how miserable Deng Lijun is?

Well...... If you must find someone who is worse than Deng Lijun among the crowd, then this person can only be Xu Cun.

At this moment, the indulgent Xu Cun is facing a very embarrassing sequelae - egg pain.

This time it's a real pain! It was like a pinprick - it hurt so much that he didn't dare to move.

Through this incident, Xu Cun recognized a reality and made up his mind - the reality is that a good tiger can't stand a pack of wolves! The determination is to resolutely not drug yourself in the future!

But—

No matter how uncomfortable it is, no matter how regretful it is, Xu Cun has to stand up and pretend - he must not let the women doubt his ability in this regard!

Therefore, after everyone woke up one after another, Xu Cun sat on the sofa and boasted to the women who were looking for a fig leaf: "Your body is too bad!" More than a dozen people dealt with one of me, and they were defeated! It seems that there are still people in this family! ”

If it was left in normal times, listening to Xu Cun say such shameless words, Zhong Chuhong would definitely choke Xu Cun with a few words, but not this time.

First of all, Zhong Chuhong really has no strength or energy.

Secondly, the occasion was not the right place for her to speak—a dozen naked women and a defenseless man stared at each other in the living room, the floor was covered in rags, and there was a mess everywhere. In this situation, it's too late to be shy, how can she still have the heart to choke Xu Cun?

Secondly, Zhong Chuhong, it should be said that all the women know that Xu Cun became so crazy because she was too frightened - for the sake of Xu Cun's escape from death yesterday, she is not as knowledgeable as Xu Cun.

Seeing that no one was taking advantage of him, Xu Cun changed his boasting routine again - this time, Xu Cun no longer boasted that he was strong in that aspect, but boasted about how witty he was. He told how he escaped from Zhao Dayi's hands, adding fuel and vinegar.

Hearing Xu Cun talk about this, the women listened very carefully, and even slowed down the speed of finding clothes to cover their bodies.

But—

Xu Cun's escape from Zhao Dayi's hands was really unexpected—even if Xu Cun poured a lot of water into it, it didn't take him ten minutes to blow it out.

After Xu Cun finished blowing, all the women almost found a fig leaf. Then, Wen Bixuan and Hu Yizhong beckoned them to go to their room to change clothes.

After the women moved, the only person in the living room who didn't move except Xu Cun was Deng Lijun.

It's not that Deng Lijun doesn't want to move, the key is that she really doesn't have the strength to move, and she hurts like fire under and behind her - at this moment, she is holding a white dress that I don't know who is sitting on a coffee table in the corner and is in a hurry!

Lin Qingxia, who was about to go to Hu Coad's room with Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen to borrow clothes, saw Deng Lijun's embarrassment. So, Lin Qingxia took Zhong Chuhong, Ye Qianwen, and Hu Comet to help Deng Lijun down. After that, several people helped Deng Lijun to go to Hu Comet's room.

On the way, Lin Qingxia explained to Deng Lijun in a whisper: "At that time, Ah Cun and I were breaking up...... I didn't mean to lie to you. ”

Deng Lijun didn't speak—she really didn't know what to say after what had happened last night, she didn't even know what she was thinking?

Seeing that Deng Lijun didn't speak, Lin Qingxia didn't continue the topic.

When changing clothes.

Zhong Chuhong, who had eased up a little, blamed himself: "How can I ...... Doesn't that look like what I do? I blame Xu Cun for that bastard! I'm going to have to settle accounts with him! ”

"During the Chinese New Year, he escaped death again, so forgive him once." Hu Comet persuaded Zhong Chuhong.

"Brother Cun alone has dealt with more than a dozen of us, and we are all wiped out! Brother Cun is really amazing! Ye Qianwen said with a look.

After a while, Ye Qianwen lowered her voice and said to Zhong Chuhong: "Sister Hong, do you hurt down there?" How do I feel a little pain underneath? Still...... And the back. ”

The tall Ye Qianwen felt pain, and the relatively short Zhong Chuhong naturally hurt even more, but Zhong Chuhong said stiffly: "I'm almost always watching the excitement, of course it doesn't hurt, how can it be as positive as you look like!" ”

"No, Sister Hong, I remember that you are very proactive! In order to attract Brother Cun's attention, you are still scratching your head on the sofa, and you are still ......" Ye Qianwen ruthlessly told the truth.

"Ah Wen, if you keep going like this, you will have no friends." Zhong Chuhong, whose face was flushed, threatened Ye Qianwen.

"Oh...... Maybe I'm mistaken, that person should be the new one, not Sister Hong. Ye Qianwen immediately changed her words.

Several women were looking for clothes next to the closet, and what Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen said could naturally be heard by others, including those words that Ye Qianwen said in a low voice.

Listening to the conversation between Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen, Lin Qingxia, Hu Yizhong, and Deng Lijun couldn't help laughing.

Lin Qingxia took the opportunity to say to Deng Lijun: "It's interesting to have more people, since living with them, I find that I am much happier than before." ”

After listening to Lin Qingxia's words of persuasion, Deng Lijun was thoughtful.

Wen Bixuan's room.

Zhao Yazhi, Li Saifeng, Luo Meiwei, Wen Bixuan, He Chaoqiong, Anita Mui, Mei Aifang, Michiko Xixie, including Li Jianqun are all here.

"Ah Xuan, you have a lot of clothes!" Luo Meiwei said while looking for clothes.

"All my money is spent on these things, naturally there is a lot, if I buy a mansion like you, I can't buy these clothes." Wen Bixuan said while getting dressed.

"One, two, three...... Eight, nine. Not counting you, there are nine people here, and your loss this time is not small! Michiko Saikyo said.

"These are all public funds, and I will ask Brother Cun for reimbursement when I go back...... By the way, why did you come to me too? Wen Bixuan said.

"It's more lively, Ah Xuan, do I look good in this dress?" Michiko Saikyo said with a purple skirt.

"The new one, you should look good in this dress." Wen Bixuan took the skirt from Michiko Xie's hand and handed it to Li Jianqun.

"This is what I found!" Michiko Nishikyo protested.

"I don't know how to take care of the newcomer? Don't you see that she is embarrassed to pick out her own clothes? Wen Bixuan said.

"My name is Michiko Saikyo, you can just call me Michiko, you should look beautiful in this dress." Michiko Saikyo waved at Li Jianqun.

"Thank you! My name is Li Jianqun. Li Jianqun said.

After Li Jianqun took the skirt, Wen Bixuan hesitated for a moment and apologized: "Forgive me for yesterday's incident, I'm too worried about Brother Cun!" ”

"Forgive me!" Anita Mui also said.

"I'm sorry, I was a bit heavy yesterday!" Luo Meiwei then said.

"They are all concerned and chaotic, don't take it to heart." He Chaoqiong played a round road.

"Several of them are warm-hearted, you'll find out later." Zhao Yazhi also played a round road.

Mei Aifang nodded lightly at Li Jianqun, in line with He Chaoqiong and Zhao Yazhi.

Wen Bixuan and Xixie Michiko let the clothes, Wen Bixuan, Mei Yanfang, and Luo Meiwei apologized one after another, and He Chaoqiong, Zhao Yazhi, and Mei Aifang played a round game, which made Li Qunjian's heart warm - she said in her heart: "It turns out that these people are not too difficult to get along with!" ”

……

(To be continued.) )