Yang Lan is a very interesting person, and there are only a few words about Yang Lan's profile on the official website of No. 4 Middle School, a national senior teacher, and a cat slave. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What the hell is this, Ren He was speechless when he looked at the words on his phone, how could the words cat slave appear on such an official website?!

Ren He was originally not interested in the school's official website, but when he saw Yang Lan's introduction, he was interested in continuing to read it, and immediately found several indecent profiles......

It's kind of interesting.

There are 4 national special teachers and 117 national senior teachers in the entire four, and some people will think that this thing is not just evaluated by the professional title, but Ren He was fortunate to listen to a few mathematics lessons of the national special teacher in his previous life, and it feels like the previous teachers are taking you to learn knowledge, and the special teachers are like taking you to understand the world through knowledge.

It's not the same indeed.

Tomorrow is military training, and today is the process of getting to know each other and receiving books, and the students will introduce themselves one by one on the stage, and then arrange their seats.

When it came time to introduce himself, Ren He found a very interesting phenomenon, the specialties of his classmates are really varied, and the biggest advantage in this place is that everyone is outstanding, and Ren He is also willing to show a lot of his extraordinaryness to integrate with them.

His tablemate is still a fat man, but he is a big fat man who is stronger than the promised little fat man, the first sentence of this goods on the podium is, hello everyone, my name is Jiang Haoyang, I like to study physics, I am determined to participate in the national physics competition and enter the national team, my hobby is reading novels, and my favorite work is Kunlun.

Ren He was in good spirits as soon as he heard Kunlun, this is his fan, he should be close and listen to the other party's praise of himself......

But how can anyone who jumps out be a top student, to be honest, Ren He really can't compare with others in terms of learning, he is at best just a student who studied well for a while in the third year of high school, and he is nothing in junior high school, and when he goes to a place like the fourth middle school, he probably has his grades always counted down......

Some people walk up to the podium and say that they are good at writing articles, some people say that they are good at drawing, some people are proficient in three musical instruments, some people know many foreign languages, some people directly introduce themselves in the authentic London dialect, some people have now begun to participate in dramas, and so on.

Among them, Ren He's memory is more profound is a thin and small classmate named Liu Bing, who came to the stage and began to directly engage in talk shows and tell jokes: "Everyone may not know much about Teacher Yang Lan, but I was promoted from the junior high school of No. 4 Middle School, so I pay attention to Teacher Yang Lan, Teacher Yang Lan is a very literary scholar, he has been busy teaching students for 3 years, and he has written 13 novels and 2 academic works...... But each one is not popular. When the last book was published, I remember half a year ago, on the day of publication, he swore anonymously in the school forum that there was a book to be released today, and it must be a big hit, everyone should buy it, he thought he was anonymous, we don't know who it was, but he has done this kind of thing 15 times...... Teacher Yang Lan, as a student who has been following you for 3 years, can I trouble you to do something serious? You can't get angry. ”

Yang Lan leaned back and smiled beside her, and there was no trace of embarrassment when her anonymous post touted her own thing was revealed, Ren He felt that he could probably feel the atmosphere of the fourth middle school.

When it was Ren He's turn to introduce himself, he suddenly didn't seem to know how to introduce himself, all he could introduce was probably the things he didn't want to expose now, such as Kunlun, the Three Character Classic, and the author of the kite runner, such as the owner of the Qinghe Fund, such as the owner of the Qinghe game, such as the first person in extreme sports in the field of cycling, the author of the hottest hand-drawn sketch dream chaser, and the songwriter of the most popular star Yang Xi.

So he can only briefly introduce: "Hello everyone, my name is Ren He from a small city of Los Angeles, I can write, draw, interpret English simultaneously, usually have nothing to do charity, but also do games, occasionally write songs, play bicycles...... The best thing to do is bragging. ”

At the beginning, when he introduced himself, everyone was amazed, there were so many things, but when he said the last sentence, the audience burst into laughter, it turned out that it was all blowing? I have a good sense of humor.

But many years later, when everyone looked back on what Ren He said on stage today, they were shocked to find that everything was not bragging.

It turns out that behind all the humility, there is really awesomeness.

When Ren He returned to his seat, Jiang Haoyang stabbed him in the arm: "Okay brother, I think you are quite pleasing to the eye, and we will be friends in the future." ”

"I think you're also pleasing to the eye," Ren Hele said.

But Jiang Haoyang always felt weird, as if he was being watched by a certain celebrity and his fans......

may be due to fate or similar smell, Liu Bing, Jiang Haoyang, and Ren He quickly got acquainted, and by the time school was out in the afternoon, they had already begun to call each other brothers.

Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing were a little sad when they got out of school, Jiang Haoyang said: "Tomorrow's military training is coming, I especially looked at the weather forecast, and the forecast said that the sky will be clear in the next two weeks, which means that we will complete military training under the sun!" I begged my mom to get me a sick note at the hospital, but my mom told me directly that it was just right for me to lose weight......"

Military training is probably the most painful time for every student, standing in the sun with a high temperature of more than 30 degrees, the instructor doesn't care if you will peel off your skin, anyway, they won't ......

Although Ren He has a strong physical fitness now, this does not mean that he likes military training, why do you want to participate in military training, do you want to stand in the sun for a whole day when you are tired and half dead?

It doesn't make sense!

Compare the speed of push-ups and pull-ups to the instructor? Isn't that idle and nothing to do?

So Ren He also wanted to skip military training, but how to escape, this is a technical job.

He suddenly asked Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing: "You really don't want to participate in military training?" ”

Ren He also has to ask for their opinions, after all, this kind of thing still has to ask for the advice of the parties, and he can't make his own decisions.

The two of them patted their chests and said, "I don't want to, I definitely don't want to!" ”

"Ahem, are you willing to pay some price for this......" Ren He was slightly embarrassed.

Although Liu Bing and Jiang Haoyang had a little ominous premonition, they didn't know where this feeling came from, so they had to say blankly: "Yes!" ”

Since they both agreed, Ren He didn't have much to think about...... He pulled the two goods to the side and muttered quietly: "Although there is no sick note, but we can pretend to be sick, isn't it, the sun is so poisonous When Jiang Haoyang goes to the ground, the two of us rush out and say that he has a heat stroke and wants to help send him to the infirmary, and the instructor does not dare to take this responsibility!" ”

Jiang Haoyang was a little painful: "Why am I lying on the ground?" ”

"Because you are fat, it is easier for you to win the trust of people when you suffer from heat stroke, do you think that my physical fitness lies on the ground, does anyone believe it?" Ren He explained calmly.

As if this was the case, Jiang Haoyang looked at Liu Bing and Ren He, and it seemed that he was indeed the most suitable.

But the ominous premonition in Jiang Haoyang's heart became stronger and stronger, and he always felt as if something very bad was about to happen to him.

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A super middle school like No. 4 Middle School is real, but this is a novel after all, and the friends of No. 4 Middle School don't need to sit in the right place, just borrowing a prototype