The crowd gradually gathered around. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info is all pointing fingers, and those ridiculous thoughts about Xia Houming have now turned into curious thoughts about Yuan Qidong.

Who is this kid? Why did Prince Xiahou ask him?

Looking at the appearance of Xiahou Gongzi, he seems to be in awe of this guy carrying a schoolbag. Could it be that this is also a famous figure in the capital? Why haven't I seen it, and I haven't heard of it.

Yue Ding is very unhappy now. His girlfriend Shen Fangfei, her eyes didn't stay on him, but they were about to fall out like hanging on Yuan Qidong. What's so good about this kid, it's the same as a bun.

Xiahou Ming roared angrily: "I'm not alive anymore." What kind of disease do I have? It's too painful. Master, give me a good time. ”

Yuan Qidong scolded in his heart: Dead fatty, you scream hard, don't you get it if you recruit everyone, and let me give you a name for your bullshit. Isn't that embarrassing? What's the best name?

Yuan Qidong shouted: "Xia-Hou Gongzi." You have the S-Diu-Pi-De-V-Emergency-Stay-Suffer Syndrome, which is a world-class incurable disease. That's how the presidents of several countries died. ”

Xiahou Ming shouted: "Ahhh Master, help me. ”

Look at the people around you are almost around, everyone who should come has come. Yuan Qidong stomped his foot, okay. For your flesh's sake, I will save you. Whether you can be saved or not depends on your own creation.

I don't understand the excitement on the side. Why do you want to look at this flesh and blood, won't the thin man be saved? Some explained, isn't the Buddha just a fat man, and Maitreya Buddha or something, you see which one is a thin man, Guanyin Master still has a fleshy face. This shows that the son of Xiahou has Buddha nature.

There are also smart people who analyze there: Si-Diu-Pi-De-V-Emergency-Stay-Accept Syndrome? What kind of disease is it, and how does it sound so strange and yet familiar? S-Dip-Pi-De? Isn't that what English means stupid, five-urgent-stay-accept? Isn't it the meaning of the egg pain in the Northeast? Isn't this a stupid syndrome? No, I must have thought too much.

In fact, everyone thinks too much. Yuan Qidong just talked nonsense and made fun of Xiahou Ming.

Xiahou Ming fell to the ground with great reverence, prostrate at the feet of Yuan Qidong, waiting for the leading actor and director Mr. Yuan Qidong to continue the performance.

Yuan Qidong looked at the big lump of meat underground, and he really couldn't get over this hurdle in his heart if he didn't start. He snorted and shouted: "Back then, the living Buddha and his old man were not feeling well, so he invited me to treat my illness, and he also rewarded me with a dzi to help me with my divine power." Hmmm......"

Hmph, dead fatty, if you don't pull out your half-catty fat wool knitted socks, it will be difficult to dispel the anger in my heart. Dare to cross the river and tear down the bridge, before the welcome party was held, your fox tail was exposed, obviously trying to occupy my demon stick.

Xiahou Ming called: "Master." I've made a charity donation of 100 million for you, and I want more. ”

Yuan Qidong: "You want to give it yourself, not for me, and it's still a card swiped by Liu Yu." You didn't take a penny. ”

Xiahou Ming's flesh hurt, and he said hatefully: "Hmph, it's a big deal that I'm not cured." ”

Yuan Qidong touched his shoulder and comforted: "This disease will become more and more serious when it happens, and it will be extremely ugly to die at that time." ”

As he was talking, Xia Houming suddenly stood up from the ground and took a upright posture, and then his body visibly became taller and thinner, and his clothes were a lot fatter, and they slipped off his body one after another.

The two assistants hurriedly picked up their clothes and covered their bodies. With so many men and women, it's not good to wear nothing.

However, Xia Houming's people didn't seem to have the joy of losing weight, his entire fat face was congested, and his eyes were red.

I only heard him scream: "Master." Help me. I have a treasure that I want to offer you. ”

With a bang, like a ball inflated, Xia Houming's body returned to normal, bouncing round and round.

This drastic change stunned so many people. You say magic, it's not like it's not magic, it's not magic, how can this be done, it's amazing, it's terrifying.

Xiahou Ming gasped for breath and shed tears, and ordered Secretary Ma a few words. After a while, Secretary Ma brought a delicate box, which looked very luxurious, like rosewood. The boxes are so luxurious, you can imagine what level of things inside.

Xiahou Ming handed the box to Yuan Qidong. Yuan Qidong didn't answer, but held Xia Houming's hand, and suddenly, the waves on Xia Houming's arm rolled out, and there seemed to be some terrifying creature shuttling under the skin, and the shape seemed to be something like a scorpion centipede.

The people around suddenly exclaimed in surprise and retreated. There are also those who like to watch the excitement and come to the front to enjoy it.

Yuan Qidong exclaimed, "This is the last chance." You are not a gift to me, but to the ancestor who borrowed from me, if he is not satisfied, it will be difficult for you to invite again. ”

Xiahou vomited blood angrily. This is obviously you blackmailing me, and you are also arranging some kind of ancestor. But now he understands that the stick in his waist is up to Zhou Xiaolong alone, and he wants to squeeze himself into a sausage, which is a matter of one of his thoughts. I really don't dare to mess with him now.

Xiahou Ming waved his hand and asked Ma Rong to quickly take the box away. After a while, Ma Rong brought another box. This box is much simpler, it is a small coffin cut out of a whole piece of jade.

Yuan Qidong lifted the lid of the coffin, and inside was a cylindrical, green thing. Yuan Qidong didn't know it, so he took it in his hand and checked it. was so scared that Xiahou Ming almost had a heart attack.

He attached himself to Yuan Qidong's ear and said, "Big brother." This thing is fragile, you should handle it gently, don't quench it. This is the royal jade wrench, worn by Kangxi, a national treasure. There are tens of millions of things on the market that are valuable, and this thing is a priceless treasure, and you can't buy it with any amount of money. Not allowed to buy and sell at all. ”

Yuan Qidong looked at him suspiciously. We don't understand this. You say it's priceless, but what if it's a piece of glass. Besides, can you give me something so valuable? Just your little pick.

Seeing that Yuan Qidong was suspicious, Xiahou Ming almost knelt down.

"Really, really. This is an orderly inheritance, if you don't believe it, you can find an expert to identify it, it will scare you to death. Oh no, it scared the hell out of me. Just look for the expert on TV who gave the treasure to you. Still, Brother Long. I can't give you this, let's just act, okay, you can play for three days or two days and it's fine, and I'll pay it back when the time comes. I'm still going to use it for the old man's birthday. ”

Yuan Qidong didn't believe his nonsense. Hmm, haha, put the thing on his finger and spun it around a few times. Well, it's really comfortable, the warm coolness soaks the skin, and the blue color is transparent as if it is about to flow out, like a song and a picture. Even if Xiahou Fat didn't introduce it, with his first impression, Yuan Qidong felt that this thing was not bad.

"Okay. With this thing, your fate is saved. Come on, come on. Xiao Ming, put your hands up. ”

Xiahou Ming obediently raised his hand, Yuan Qidong pressed his hands on his waist and shouted, "Xiao Ming." I'm going to drive the sickness out of your body now, and you follow me aloud. Stay away, or I won't care if the sickness comes to you. ”

Xiahou Ming wanted to get out of the current situation, so he hurriedly followed and said, "Everyone stay away, otherwise I don't care if the illness runs to you." ”

Yuan Qidong pinched him angrily: "You don't need to read this sentence." A sucker. ”

Xiahou Ming shuddered and muttered, "You don't need to read this sentence." A sucker. "Anyway, it's right to read it out.

Yuan Qidong: "Hum Ah Bang Purr Horn Si Di Si Di." ”

Xia Houming's mind was confused, what a mess of this thing, this is too difficult, let's just act in a play, and we are not an announcer, so we don't have to play like this.

He opened his mouth for a long time, but he didn't pronounce a word. Yuan Qidong had no choice but to teach him one more and let him read two or three words one by one.

The audience stared wide-eyed, watched, watched, watched. Damn, nothing happened, you two are entertaining everyone.

Of course. Yuan Qidong hasn't played enough, how can this happen.

"Brother Long. Eldest brother. Master. Is that thing out of order? Xiahou Ming asked in a low voice, if Yuan Qidong couldn't hold it, he would really be helpless.

Yuan Qidong fooled him: "Xiao Ming." I don't know. I can't control it anymore, and if it turns into something weird and spoils you, don't resent me. ”

Xia Houming was so frightened that he was about to pee. My small body was almost squeezed to death just now. You think, he is a big fat man, he has been squeezed into a thin and tall man, the big tendons are almost broken, and the bones are corrected one by one, can it not hurt. He would not dare to suffer this sin again.

"Daddy. Save your brother. I'll give you what you want. ”

"Are you saying this wrench is real? Why didn't it exert its power? ”

"Absolutely, really, not really, what you pull, what I eat, how."

It seemed that Xiahou was in a hurry and remembered the oath he had made when he was a child. But it sounds really creative.