Chapter 0037 - Washboard and Super Male God
Yue Reform was immediately stunned when he heard Lin Feng's request, and then the old ghost came up and said: "Old Yue, what Lin Shao said is also right, just arrange a position appropriately to facilitate work, the procedures are too cumbersome and seem too ostentatious, I think any identity is suitable for Lin Shao, anyway, is it a name!" ”
The old ghost's words made Yue reform suddenly, but then Lao Yue fell into a contradiction again, and how to place and use this "super god" became another problem.
In the end, it was the old ghost who solved the difficulty for Director Yue, and the old ghost did not secretly tell Yue Reform without Lin Feng's consent that this Lin Shao was equivalent to the ancient "Minister of the Qin Mission", and if there was any problem, let everyone listen to Lin Shao's instructions.
In fact, Lin Feng didn't know these words, otherwise this thing would definitely fight with the old ghost.
As a result, a game of "Beauty and the Beast" ended with the "Beast" transforming into a human and successfully joining the noble and great auxiliary police team.
Because the old ghost had other tasks to perform, he shook hands with Yue Reform and said goodbye, and warned Lao Yue that all organizations or institutions should relax policies for Lin Shao, so as to facilitate the development of work.
Before leaving, the old ghost also left Lin Feng's phone, and shook his hand and said to Lin Feng that Hua Lao had specially explained that Lin Shao came back this time to serve the motherland and make contributions, and I still have important things to discuss with Lin Shao when I go back.
Lin Feng felt a chill, and said in his heart that Old Man Hua is really a talent, and he has invisibly elevated my Lin Feng's glorious image and noble personality. It seems that if I don't act according to the "top hat" he gave me, I guess I'm sorry for this great title.
Before getting into the car, the old ghost grabbed Lin Feng again and said, "This time there is a big deal, don't turn off the phone, I'll call you if there is a situation." ”
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "My fee will be very expensive, and you also know the market price at which I take jobs abroad." ”
Hearing this, the old ghost even smiled mysteriously and asked, "Look at what you said, brother, you have all joined our glorious police force, and if you talk about money, won't you see the outside?" ”
"Not out, because I'm an assistant policeman." Lin Feng's eyes widened.
"The assistant police are also policemen, and the salary is also a financial allocation, do you still want to be corrupt with high fees?" The old ghost said with a wicked smile.
Lin Feng felt a chill, and said in his heart that such a good person was sent from above, and he didn't see any official tone at work.
Seeing that Lin Feng didn't answer again, the old ghost approached Lin Feng's ear and asked mysteriously: "I heard that Wanghai's nightclub is very tasty, and my sister's paper is also on time, is my brother interested in going out with my brother to relax?" ”
Lin Feng's face was black, and he said in his heart that if he hadn't seen him and Hua Lao work together, he would really suspect that this short and fat old ghost was an out-and-out old rascal.
After the old ghost left, Lin Feng took the uniform and went through the formalities and wanted to leave, but as soon as he turned around, he was stopped by the little policeman Ou Xiaolei: "Lin Dashao, you are really good at dancing with long sleeves!" When the 'cowherd' is also a high-level relationship! Okay, sister, let's see when you show your 'cheap duck' nature? ”
Lin Feng was about to argue when he heard Ou Xiaolei warn: "'Cheap duck', I will give you a verbal notice now in the name of the training instructor, and three days later, the Second Criminal Investigation Brigade will receive a four-week "basic skills training", and if you are not qualified, get out of here immediately, don't fucking pollute our pure police force!" ”
Lin Feng was stunned by Ou Xiaolei's scolding, and then touched his head and said, "'Basic skills training'? What are you kidding, I'm a genius, I don't need training in this area! ”
Then he caught a glimpse of the little police flower's "bitter and hateful" face, and instantly realized the meaning of the girl's words, that is, to drive him out of the police force no matter what.
Ou Xiaolei's words aroused Lin Feng's competitiveness, and the next moment the goods smiled slightly and said: "Lao Tzu originally just wanted to prevaricate and talk casually, but I didn't expect that your 'washboard' still wanted to fight with Lao Tzu's 'super male god', okay, Lao Tzu will mix it up in the police station in a dignified manner, and see if Lao Tzu's objects are hard or your things are shallow!" ”
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
Before Lin Feng's words were finished, the two of them didn't leave, and the little policewoman Zhou Nan and Liu Lu, who were thinking about watching Ou Xiaolei's jokes, were already laughing.
Lin Feng didn't care at first, and when he thought of his last sentence, he immediately laughed lewdly: "Hahaha, hehehe, what's the matter, my brother is not only handsome, the key is that we also have culture, what is a pun, our last sentence is a praise or disparagement of some little girls who are not self-sufficient!" ”
As soon as Lin Feng's words fell, the two "brain-dead fans" Zhou Nan and Liu Lu immediately praised each other, and raised their thumbs in cooperation.
Seeing that he still had "fans", Lin Feng became interested, so he blew the cowhide endlessly: "I'm right, some girls are shallow, they don't know their length, width and depth, and they dare to challenge their brother's thickness and length, isn't this looking for death!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the two little policewomen instantly laughed.
The little police flower Ou Xiaolei also heard the meaning of Lin Feng's words, this little girl's face turned red, her eyebrows curled, and then she sneered at each other: "The old lady on the bed doesn't consume with you, how dare sister, an innocent little girl with yellow flowers, compare with you, a 'lustful cowherd', sister is good at grappling and criminal investigation, and if she has the ability to fuck, she will challenge her sister's title of 'Dongpu Thunderbolt Little Police Flower'!" ”
After saying this, the girl Ou Xiaolei left with an arrogant face, and she didn't give Lin Feng room to defend herself at all.
In this situation, Lin Feng really had an impulse to flatten people: "Damn, I want Lao Tzu to get out, Lao Tzu just wants to play with your Dongpu Branch, hum, wait and see!" ”
In the following time, Lin Feng, who had nothing to do, plunged into the office of the beautiful police officer Ou Mingming to play games.
At this time, Ou Mingming seemed to know that Lin Feng was hiding a lot of things from him, but as soon as he thought of the old ghost's name for Lin Feng and Director Yue's explanation, the beautiful police officer dismissed her plan to question Lin Feng.
However, this guy's deception of his feelings for no reason really made Ou Ming feel aggrieved, so the moment Lin Feng entered the door, she asked coldly: "Come back, Leader Lin, do you still have any instructions to convey to your subordinates?" ”
The sourness in his words was full of sourness, and Lin Feng knew the meaning of the beautiful police officer's words when he thought about it.
The next moment, the thing said a half-truth and half-truth classic words to seek Ou Mingming's forgiveness, and his explanation was that he was a "cowherd" was fake, and homelessness was true.
Lin Feng told Ou Mingming that his family in Hushan Village, his hometown, had been emptied, and there was still no news.
He was desperate to go to Brother Duckhead, but he didn't expect that guy to do this specialized business, and as soon as he entered the door, he arranged a classic appearance show of "street marriage".