Chapter 16: The Dog of the Southern Heavenly Gate
Chinese Yan Qing knew that this was an opportunity, he thought for a moment, and then responded: "Tianzun, I think cultivation is an extremely boring thing, I have had enough of cultivation for so long, so I don't want to be promoted to the next level, I hope Tianzun can understand me." (Fengwu Literature Network) (Phoenix Dance)"
"What? You make me understand you? Why doesn't anyone understand me? Tianzun was on fire all of a sudden.
Yan Qing was puzzled: "Why did Tianzun make such a big fire?" ”
"You are my subordinate, if you are not strong enough to be killed by others, will it be a shame for me?" Tianzun said confidently.
Yan Qing was helpless, and thought to himself: "I don't have any complaints when I die, but you care about your face like this, there is really no way." ”
"Anyway, you take the initiative to accept it, or you don't accept it, anyway, you have to be promoted to the next level!" Tianzun gave the order to die.
In fact, Yan Qing's original intention was also to cultivate, but just now it was just a temptation, and he quickly said: "Okay, I promise you, but I don't know how to cultivate at the next level!" ”
"The next level is very simple, you just have to collect three sincere tears of your own!"
"What? Isn't the Celestial Master a ghost hunter? Why shed tears so kindly? Yan Qing couldn't understand.
"Now that you are no longer an ordinary Taoist, you should understand that kindness is very important to our Taoism, I want to train you to be a comprehensive Taoist, at least with a human side!"
Hearing Tianzun's words, Yan Qing was very angry, and thought to himself: "Human nature, if I really killed you according to human nature!" ”
"Alright, if it's okay, you can step down!"
Yan Qing wondered: "I don't even know where I live!" ”
"Oh, you live next door to me, you go out and walk around now, first familiarize yourself with the environment of our heavenly realm, and I will take you to do some work in the future!" Tianzun said in such a tone again.
Yan Qing smiled indifferently: "Oh, although I am very excited every time you say this kind of thing, but you still don't say such things in front of me in the future, after all, I am just a little Taoist, and I can't help you much!" ”
"Alright, you go down!" Tianzun said expressionlessly, Yan Qing knew that if he continued to theorize, it would only make each other more disgusted, he was not an uninteresting person, so he turned around and left.
"Don't walk around when you go out, especially Nantianmen, it's a place of right and wrong, and that Erlang God, don't mess with him if it's okay, I don't want to see him!" Yuan Shi Tianzun said.
Yan Qingtou left without looking back.
In front of the door, he looked back and saw that the name of this mansion made of white jade was "Zun Palace".
"Huh! This name is very domineering, but it can also be said in the mansion of Yuan Shi Tianzun. ”
"Didn't he say that Nantianmen is a place of right and wrong? I'm just going to meet that Yang Jian, I haven't settled accounts with him about that guy's insult to me last time, one day I will let him see how powerful I am Yan Qing, I'm not a three-eyed demon who insulted him. Yan Qing muttered to herself.
He said to himself as he walked: "This Tianzun is also very strange, he clearly said that I can do big things behind him, and now I am actually asked to come out to play, I really don't understand, and when will I, the Galactic General, be useful?" And those three sincere tears? ”
Unconsciously, he had already come to the door of Guanghan Palace, he turned to the side and took a look, but quickly turned around and walked away: "Here, what is Chang'e is not a good thing, I know that it hangs people's appetites, if there is a chance, I really hope to find a few people to give him that, really, I remember the last time I insulted me." ”
"Hey! Yan Qing. ”
Chang'e's voice came from beside her, and Yan Qing thought to herself: "Oh no, won't she hear all the bad things she said just now?" It's over now, if she knows that I say bad things about her behind my back, she will definitely look down on me even more, what should I do, what should I do? ”
Think about it, do it. Yan Qing turned around and walked towards Chang'e: "The fairy is still here?" Is it waiting for someone? ”
"Yes, I'm waiting for someone here, I'm waiting for the guy I just met today, and I found out that he was hanging around in front of my house again!"
Yan Qing nodded: "Who is this person?" It can't be me, right? ”
"What do you think? Little Taoist? Chang'e laughed charmingly.
Yan Qingfu smiled: "I'm just passing by, you're very beautiful, but I have absolutely no idea about you, I'll go first!" Yan Qing turned around and left.
"Hey, stop me!" Chang'e grabbed Yan Qing's sleeve.
Yan Qing turned his head and asked coldly, "What are you doing?" What do you want to do to me? ”
"What's going on in your head? I'm just trying to tell you something. ”
"What's the matter? Hurry up, I'll leave after that, or that three-eyed monster will insult me again when he sees us pulling and pulling like this! Yan Qing said hurriedly.
"Okay, okay, I'm just going to tell you about it, that person is not easy to mess with, so you'd better not be like him." Chang'e said.
"People are Erlang God, in charge of Tiantiao, I'm just a little Taoist, no, a little fairy. He doesn't care about me. Yan Qing theorized.
"Anyway, it's just a meaning, and I like your performance in front of him, but that's still unwise, you shouldn't contradict him, he just needs to say a few bad things about you in front of the Jade Emperor and you'll be finished!" Chang'e said.
Yan Qing smiled: "It's okay, if I say a few bad things about him in front of the Jade Emperor, he will be finished." ”
"But you're not that kind of villain, I've seen it before, and you didn't say anything bad about him in front of the Jade Emperor at all. The officials of the heavenly realm are basically more ruthless than others, if you are not ruthless and others are ruthless, then you will lose! Chang'e explained.
Yan Qing still responded with a smile: "Thank you for the fairy's reminder, it's just that I'm a Taoist and don't care if I win or lose." ”
"Well, in that case, then I don't have much more to say." After Chang'e finished speaking, she lowered her head and stroked the jade rabbit in her arms.
Yan Qing sneered and walked away.
Soon, Yan Qing walked to a door and stopped.
The reason was that two heavenly soldiers in silver armor with halberds blocked his way: "You can stop me!" ”
Yan Qing raised his head: "Who are you?" ”
"Don't you know how to read?"
Yan Qing raised his head and found that the three big characters "Nantianmen" appeared on the jade door.
Yan Qing was not surprised, and confided: "Your Heavenly Realm is really rich, and there are jade everywhere. ”
"See, this is Nantianmen, you don't want to come in except this door!" A celestial soldier almost roared.
Yan Qing disagreed: "I'm your heavenly immortal, I want to go out and have a look now, and I want to come back after reading it." Don't you want to stop me! ”
"I see you dare to go out!" An unfamiliar voice reached Yan Qing's ears.
Yan Qing looked around for a while and found that there was no one else here except him and the two Heavenly Soldiers, and at this time, a small flower dog beside him caught his attention.
Yan Qing smiled, and then squatted down: "Were you talking to me just now?" "Cat flutter Chinese