Chapter Seventy-Three: Balls Hurt Much~

When Han Shuang heard Xiao Feng's words, he leaned close to the window and looked down, and sure enough, he saw Li Nan vomiting while holding the car below.

"What's wrong with him?"

"When I came back, I drove a little faster, and he might have been a little uncomfortable." Xiao Feng said with a smile.

Han Shuang sat on the bed and began to hesitate. If it was the usual one, she would have run over the wall, but not now! I have a baby in my belly, what if I get hurt again? Forget it, you have to face it sooner or later anyway, let's solve it today!

"Xiao Feng, get out of my room!" Seeing that Xiao Feng was about to smoke, Han Shuang frowned and shouted coldly.

Xiao Feng threw the cigarette into his mouth and looked at Han Shuang: "Why?" I'm trying to figure it out! As he spoke, he lit a cigarette.

"Don't smoke in my room, get out of here!" Han Shuang opened the door and looked at Xiao Feng coldly.

Xiao Feng was helpless, it turned out that he let himself go because of this matter! He took the cigarette out of his mouth and muttered, "I don't smoke, it's done, right?" Han Shuang, we have to think of a way to fool you out! I looked at him as if I thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend! ”

Han Shuang's heart was also on fire: "Who is boyfriend and girlfriend with you!" ”

"Come on, whoever is your boyfriend, you have to live ten years less!" Xiao Feng knew that Han Shuang was not terminally ill, so the little thought about her was naturally gone, and he returned to his previous appearance, and liked to quarrel with her.

"You!" Han Shuang was furious, slammed the door, and walked towards the head of the bed.

When Xiao Feng saw Han Shuang's movements, his heart moved, and his face changed: "Hey, I said, Han Shuang, you won't pull out the gun again, right?" The gentleman can't move his gun! ”

"I'm not a gentleman!" Han Shuang was angry, and he reached out to take out a gun under the pillow.

How could Xiao Feng watch as a fierce tiger pounced on Han Shuang's body. At the same time, reach out and get the gun first. "I can let you hold a gun today, and I will have your last name."

Han Shuang was pressed by Xiao Feng, and he didn't bother to pick up the gun, so he raised his leg and kicked him. However, Xiao Feng was pressed so hard that he couldn't lift his legs at all.

"You go down for me!"

"I won't get down!"

"Go down!"

"No, no!"

"I warn you, if you don't go down, I'll kill you with one shot!"

"Cut, I also warn you, my gun is not vegetarian either!" Xiao Feng shouted in Han Shuang's tone.

Han Shuang was stunned for a moment, not understanding the meaning of Xiao Feng's words. But in the next second, she felt a hard object in her lower abdomen, rubbing back and forth, hard as a gun. Her fair face was flushed, and she gritted her teeth and forced: "Get out!" ”

"Nope! Hey, feel the power of the gun? I'm a shotgun, a bullet shoots out, and it's blooming everywhere! Xiao Feng thought that he had been worried about Han Shuang for so long, and his heart was a little unbalanced, so he deliberately made a ** expression and rubbed it a few times.

When Han Shuang heard 'a bomb exploded, it bloomed everywhere', thinking of the bitter fruit brought by that night, new sorrow and old hatred erupted at the same time at this moment. "Get out!" As the words fell, his right leg was bent and his knee was pressed against him.

"I-grass-ah!" Xiao Feng let out a miserable scream, his face turned purple, and he slowly slid to the ground holding his crotch, beads of sweat the size of beans rolling down. He only felt a hot sensation in his lower body, and the pain in his heart spread to the tip of his heart.

Han Shuang turned over and got up from the bed, took out a gun from under the pillow, put it on Xiao Feng's head, and asked in a cold voice, "Bastard, whose gun is more powerful?" ”

Xiao Feng covered his crotch and half-knelt on the ground, there was no need to mention the pain, it was painful and numb, and the eggs seemed to be kicked out!

According to an authoritative certification by an expert, it is said that the man's second child is kicked, which is equivalent to the pain of giving birth to 146 children!

Whose words are the least credible today?

Expert!

Although even children don't believe in the words of experts, the pain of a man being kicked by a second child is definitely not something that ordinary people can bear! Of course, no one has both had a baby and been kicked in the ball, so it's hard to jump to conclusions.

Remind the majority of male compatriots, you must protect your eggs, don't beat the eggs, regret it, and the pain is beyond reach! This thing, that's definitely original!

What is the meaning of the term 'egg pain'? Just look at what Xiao Feng looks like now! Of course, he will be in a terrible pain, there are no thoughts in his brain, a blank state, just a 'pain' word! Anyway, all kinds of pain are right!

Han Shuang saw that Xiao Feng didn't answer him, he just snorted while inhaling the cold air, his body trembled slightly, and he was a little worried in his heart, wouldn't he really be broken? But thinking of what he did to himself, he was ruthless, even if he was crushed, he deserved it, and he did his own evil!

For three minutes, Xiao Feng gritted his teeth and slowly stood up from the ground, his face was purple, and his legs were swinging. He has practiced martial arts for so many years, and his ability to resist attacks is very strong, but he has never practiced in this place, and he is as fragile as ordinary men!

Xiao Feng stared at the muzzle of the black hole, gave a thumbs up, gritted his teeth word by word: "You're enough!" After speaking, he turned around and left Han Shuang's room in a trembling voice.

Han Shuang put away the gun and touched his lower abdomen: "Little guy, don't blame me, he played hooligan with me first!" I hope he didn't give up, otherwise your Aunt Lin Lin would hate me to death! ”

Xiao Feng stood in the hallway, half-hunched, took out the key, and prepared to go back to his room.

"Xiao Feng, who was screaming just now?" Tintin poked his head out of the room and asked casually.

Xiao Feng maintained his posture and turned his head to look at Ding Ding: "It's me, it's okay to bump into it." ”

"Oh, are you alright? Where did it hit? How to bend over? ”

Ding Ding's concern made Xiao Feng, who had just been devastated, burst into tears in an instant, grandma's, a few minutes have passed, and you are also aware of it, right?! Lao Tzu's egg hurts, can you not bend over?!

"I'm fine, I'm hitting my stomach." Xiao Feng said, didn't bother with Ding Ding, pushed the door open and went back to the room.

The first thing was that Xiao Feng found out the blood stasis and blood activating cream sent by Huo Wu last time, and half of his pants were removed, and he didn't care about checking whether he could stand up or not, and began to apply it. As soon as I applied it, I felt a slight coolness, which was a hundred times cooler than the hot feeling just now!

"Cool." Xiao Feng let out a sigh and smeared it again, ready to check if he could stand up.

Xiao Feng just fiddled twice, then he heard a 'pop', the door was pushed open, and Ding Ding came in from the outside: "Look at your face is wrong, what the hell is ...... Ah~"

Xiao Feng was also startled, looked at Ding Ding, who was stunned, and looked down at his little brother who was standing upright like an iron rod, he was about to cry, you are not my brother, it is my brother! What the fuck did you just say, how did you collapse softly just now, and stand up when you see a beautiful woman! Come on, it's a big deal today!

"Ding Ding, you listen to me..."Xiao Feng was just about to explain, when he heard Ding Ding's face flush and say angrily: "Pervert, get out of the villa for me!" ”

With a 'snap', Tintin slammed the door and left.

Xiao Feng's face was full of grievances, looking at his little brother, he was just about to slap him, when he thought of something, he shook his head again, lifted his pants, and went into the bathroom with his legs between his legs. When he came out, he pushed open the door and walked towards Tintin's room.

There was a gentle knock on the door, and Tintin's roar came from inside: "Perverts, perverts, nymphomaniacs, get out of the villa!" ”

Xiao Feng touched his nose helplessly, grandma's, don't you usually touch your little sister in the bath? I rubbed some medicine, how did I become a pervert nymphomaniac! Just as he was about to knock on the door again, he heard Li Nan's voice in the living room.

"Xiao Feng, you come out~" Li Nan's voice sounded weak.

Of course, if it were anyone else, and vomited for more than ten minutes, they would have to become like this bird!

Xiao Feng sighed, turned around and walked towards the entrance of the stairs with his legs between his legs. It's not that he doesn't want to walk properly, it's that it really hurts, and a little friction is a pain in his heart!

"Brother Li, are you okay?" Xiao Feng went downstairs, looked at Li Nan, who was pale, and tried to make a smile and asked.

Li Nan stared at Xiao Feng and gritted his teeth: "You, you kid must have deliberately manipulated me, right?" ”

"I swear, I don't mean that! Brother Li, when you got in the car, I asked you, you yourself said that you want to enjoy the speed and passion of a sports car. ”

Li Nan stared at Xiao Feng for a long time before sitting on the sofa: "I even vomited last night's dinner!" Do you have anything to eat here? Go find me some. ”

Xiao Feng nodded, went into the kitchen with his legs between his legs, took a box of milk, and took out a few ham sausages from the refrigerator, came out and handed them to Li Nan: "Brother Li, the hands of people are short, and the mouth of people is short, you have to talk to me in a while!" ”

Li Nan opened the fresh milk, took a sip first, and then took a few bites of ham sausage: "It depends on the situation, if you can help me, I will definitely help you." Brother Xiao, what's wrong with your leg? ”

"Well, I just stretched it, it's fine." Xiao Feng casually found a reason to prevaricate, he couldn't tell Li Nan, I played hooligan on Han Shuang and was hit by her, right?

The two were chatting for a while, when there was a sound of brakes outside.

"They're coming, you have to be careful! Han Weidong and I are comrades-in-arms, he has saved my life many times, and I have also blocked bullets for him, that is a life-saving friendship! I know him very well, and you don't disobey his will, otherwise you won't have good fruit to eat. Li Nan put down the fresh milk and said.

Xiao Feng rolled his eyes: "Come on, although I, Xiao Feng, am a flat-headed ordinary person and a small person, but I am not a soft persimmon that others can pinch as much as they want!" Not to mention that he is the deputy commander of the East China Military Region, even if the commander comes, I don't look at him squarely! My life and work are very simple, people respect me, I respect people! As long as you respect me, then I will naturally respect him. ”

Li Nan narrowed his eyes: "You're not afraid of him?" Although he clearly can't touch you, he wants to kill you, but it's just a matter of words. ”

"Hehe, then try it! If he really had this idea, I would be able to keep him out of the villa today, do you believe it? I'm afraid of trouble, and I like to nip trouble in the bud! Xiao Feng smiled evilly and turned the ring in his hand.

Li Nan suddenly smiled and gave a thumbs up: "You are very similar to him when he was young." ”

Xiao Feng was unhappy: "I'm rubbing, I'm not his son, how can I be like him!" ”

"Haha, I mean character! Let's go pick them up. Li Nan patted Xiao Feng on the shoulder and stood up.