Sun Zheng looked at the MMS photo that his sister Sun Xiaoxiang had just sent on his mobile phone, and in the photo, it was a desk that was some years old. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The point is the somewhat crooked words engraved on the desk...

[Brother is a pig-]

[My sister is also a pig-]

Sun Zheng couldn't help but laugh!

However, before he could laugh twice, he was stimulated by the sound of chatting over there.

"The children of the third uncle's family went to work in Shanghai after graduating from college, right? That's amazing! The second college student in our old grandson family..."

"Unlike some of our children, alas, it's really not as good as the generation, and the culture of mom and dad can go abroad to do research... As their children, they can only stay at home and can't even find a job! ”

"Who says it's not, my sister is perfect in all aspects, how can my brother be so bad?"

"Maybe all the good genes have been passed on to my sister..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I heard that Sun Xiaoxiang's child is not biological..."

Sun Zheng doesn't want to stay here anymore!

Interesting?

Every time I go back to my hometown, I have to make fun of him.

It's as if by lowering themselves to the mud, and their own children can be tall and radiant...

These are all jealous of their parents' intellectual identity, and now that they are so bad, they have finally found a breakthrough and can find their self-esteem.

What kind of relatives?

However, before Sun Zheng could squeeze into the house, he was pushed back by the second mother who was carrying the washed strawberries.

"Sun Zheng, let's eat some strawberries first..."

"Why did you come back so early?"

Sun Zheng was helpless, he really had no way to refuse the enthusiasm of his second mother...

All right!

In fact, the strawberries on that plate are so tempting!

Sun Zheng stayed away from the group of fathers just now, and sat with this group of mothers, however, before he could swallow a strawberry, the seemingly concerned voice of the sixth mother came from the side.

"Sun Zheng! You're 24 years old this year! It's been 5~6 years since I got out of school, so when are I going to get married-"

'Ahem~'

Sun Zheng was almost choked to death by the strawberry for a while, and the hand that originally stretched it out and wanted to take the second one immediately stiffened, and quickly took it back.

"What's that, the second mother, the sixth mother, the fifth mother, the third mother, my sister and I came back today to play for a day, and we were a little tired, so I went to the room to rest early..."

However!

Sun Zheng's body didn't move, but he was pulled by his second mother again.

"You're a young lad, and you don't do any physical work, what's so tiring ... It's not yet 9 o'clock, so let's talk a little longer..."

"After a while, your cousin Sun Youyi will come back, and after the Qingming Festival, he will get married... The two of you were still playing together when you were younger, and now that he's getting married, you don't want to say anything! ”

All right! Even my cousin Sun Youyi, who is going to get married, has moved out...

What else can Sun Zheng say!

Just prick up your ears and let them approve it again. Let's fight for a while!

"Your cousin is getting married, and you've been more handsome than your cousin since you were a child! Why haven't you gotten married until now..."

"Because... No female pot buddies yet! Sun Zheng thought to himself, let you talk about it tonight! I'll just eat strawberries honestly, whatever you want...

"Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?" The fifth mother couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Look at your little suit today, you're also very handsome!"

Sun Zheng didn't wait for them to ask any more questions, and replied directly: "My sister sold it to me..."

"Oh! No wonder you have such a vision—"

Sun Zheng "......"

If you feel uncomfortable, you will eat strawberries! Well! Eat them all and leave none for them!

"Sun Zheng, it's not that the sixth mother said you... You're so old! Although your parents' conditions are better, they are both abroad and can't take care of you, so your vision should not be so high... If there is a woman who is willing to follow you, you can get married quickly! ”

"That's right! Some time ago, I also watched the news... It is said that the ratio of men and women in our country is seriously imbalanced, and at least 20 million men must be old singles! ”

"Hehe..."

Sun Zheng raised his head and smirked as he gulped down strawberries.

"What's your reaction?"

"I've been at home for a long time, and people are gone..."

"Sun Zheng! I heard from the next village, there was a newly married girl who had died in a car accident... I heard that I want to remarry now! ”

"That girl is good-looking... The requirements are not high, although you Sun Zheng does not have a job, but there is a house in the city, so, Sun Zheng, do you want to consider it..."

"Poof~"

Sun Zheng didn't hold back for a while, and a mouthful of freshly chewed strawberry jam that was as red as blood squirted out of his mouth.

I say!

A few mothers' generations - ancestors!

No matter how bad my grandson is, he didn't miss the first blind date to be a widow.

My Sun Zheng really doesn't look down on widows, you say I'm still a big virgin... Otaku,Blind date with a widow of a man who just died.,It's the first time.,This style of painting is too distorted-right!

"Yikes! Sun Zheng, you kid... Squirt me! ”

"What's your reaction—"

"Sun Zheng, it's not that the sixth mother said you, 24 years old is really not young, and besides, you don't have any ability now... Our conditions are not high, so don't pick. ”

"Maybe the sixth mother said you, you still don't believe it... Just the widow, Miss Liu... Now in a few villages near us, they are all in demand. I heard that those 27~8-year-old bachelors whose conditions are worse than you are all crazy..."

"Hehe..."

Sun Zhengzhen didn't know what to say.

It can only be said that this real world is too crazy, or the two-dimensional world of their otaku is beautiful and clean...

"I didn't pick..."In the end, Sun Zheng could only spit out these four words weakly.

"As far as your reaction is concerned, you haven't picked it yet!"

"You don't want to compare your cousin's friendship with Sun, do you-"

I really can't compare this!

Sun Zheng shouted in his heart, if I hadn't come back from this Qingming Festival, I would have forgotten that the cousin who was going to get married was the one...

"Although your cousin has a lower education level than you and has just finished junior high school, but... People are burly and tall, I don't want you, thin like a monkey..."

"Hehe..."Sun Zheng.

Sun Youyi is willing to endure hardships and work hard, and after a few years, he has also learned how to install water and electricity... Sun Youyi and his father and I scraped together some money for him to buy a van, and now we can go out and do our own work..."

"Sometimes it's better, you can earn 1~20,000 yuan a month!"

When she said it, the second mother's smug strength couldn't be concealed!

Especially after finishing speaking, he also looked at Sun Zheng with his eyes.

It's like saying that Sun Zheng, a so-called high school student, doesn't seem to have seen a lot of money of 1~20,000 yuan a month!

"Oh! Cousin, he's amazing..."

Sun Zheng doesn't want to find any rebuttals now! Even the reward of 15,000 on the day of his novel, he didn't bother to say...

"It's okay!"

Listening to Sun Zheng's praise, the proud expression on the second mother's face was almost overflowing. Because she often watches the news, she knows that many college students can't find a job now, and some white-collar workers in some companies have a high salary of 7~8,000 a month!

"Sun Youyi has never let us worry about his affairs..."

"The work of installing water and electricity is also found by himself... His current little daughter-in-law who is going to get married is all talked about by himself! ”

Sun Zheng looked at the second mother in front of him with a smug face expressionlessly, talking about her son.

"Oh! Cousin he... It's amazing! ”