Chapter 0141: Strange Shu Huang's Heaven-defying Driving Technique
Saying this, Lin Feng didn't forget to throw an ambiguous flying eye at the girl Jiang Yanan, and then hurriedly picked up the little Lori and pulled Su Qingyan and walked towards his business Honda......
Lin Feng's clumsy performance made Jiang Yanan and the non-mainstream members of his "Hongmen Car Club" all laugh,
The girl Jiang Yanan looked at Lin Feng, who was submissive, and said in her heart that this pervert uncle is really clichΓ©!
Dare to love this little sister is not his own sister, rely on pleasing the little cutie to soak other people's mothers, and then drive people home, and then help others do housework, and then ...... at night
Thinking of this, the beautiful Jiang Yanan blushed and her heart beat for a while, and she immediately felt that she was a little evil!
At this time, Lin Feng also encountered a big problem.
Because it is a temporary parking space, the management is extremely non-standardized, and there are no management personnel on site to maintain order, so his elongated business Honda is blocked by some small displacement vehicles.
On the opposite side, Jiang Yanan's "Hongmen Rider Club" bikers were just about to open the road, and immediately discovered that Lin Feng, the hooligan uncle opposite, had encountered a big trouble.
The girl Jiang Yanan immediately signaled everyone not to leave first, she wanted to verify whether the person who drove the flying car on the road just now was this "unscrupulous migrant worker bad Shu Huang"?
So a group of non-mainstream members of the "Hongmen Car Club" stood across the street from afar, wanting to see what good tricks this "strange and strange Shu Huang" could play?
At this time, Young Master Lin was also scratching his ears and cheeks and racking his brains to find a way, because everyone was waiting for him to drive the car out so that he could go home.
His own big business Honda is inside, and the road outside is full of some small displacement vehicles, and the business Honda is tightly wrapped in three layers inside and three layers outside.
Lin Feng shook his head and looked at Lin Tong and Sun Mute, and the girls Lin Tong and Sun Dumb also frowned and made a difficulty.
At this time, Su Qingyan, the president of the beauty, proposed to call back first, and she would send the company's personnel to drive when she found time.
At this time, Lin Feng did not respond, he was trying his best to think of a solution to the problem.
Then he found that his business Honda was facing inward with its head facing inwards and its tail facing outward, and there was no car in front of the business Honda, and then there was the wall of the supermarket.
Except for an air conditioner in the corner of the supermarket, the rest of the supermarket is very flat, and there is just an open space at the entrance of the supermarket to the right, and there is just a distance of more than one meter between the wall and the parking space.
Seeing this, Lin Feng smiled.
The next moment, Lin Feng walked over from the gap between those small-displacement cars, opened the door of the business Honda, sat in the driver's seat, and then calmly slammed the accelerator......
In fact, even the young men and women of the "Hongmen Car Club" are now sweating for Lin Feng, especially the "Hongmen Little Princess" Jiang Yanan.
Just when everyone was worried and frightened by Young Master Lin, they saw the business Honda fall backwards, and then rushed up the steps like an arrow from the string, then turned right, and then slid away against the wall with a single wheel......
For a while, sparks splashed, and the smell of rubber was permeated.
The huge business Honda rolled past the wall at a right angle of nearly 90 degrees to the ground, made a sharp U-turn at the air conditioner in the corner, and then landed on the ground in all directions!
There was a brief silence in the crowd, followed by thunderous applause and enthusiastic applause.
In the distance, the disciples of the "Hongmen Speeder Party" were shocked by the amazing driving skills of Master Lin!
"Damn, that's okay? Is this kid still human? A "blue-haired" non-mainstream exclaimed.
", it's really domineering enough, it's all caught up with the 'car ghost' Ngawang back then, hey, if Ngawang is still alive, he will have a good show to watch!" A non-mainstream yellow hair with a perforated nose then sighed.
"Hey, so handsome, if this technology drag racing is definitely a 'generation of car gods'!" A non-mainstream little sister with "zombie makeup" screamed and patted the girl Jiang Yanan's upright ass and said, "Heh, Sister Nannan, why don't you pull that uncle over, if he can participate in the war, don't talk about that 'flying dragon', even the old car god 'Lightning' is not necessarily his opponent!" β
At this time, Jiang Yanan had not yet recovered from that thrilling scene, and the noise of the little sisters around her instantly brought her back to reality.
The girl Jiang Yanan has always believed in her driving skills, and she thinks that she is one of the few in Wanghai and even in China.
However, he was immediately dwarfed by this "rogue uncle".
It seems that the "demon" who drove the speeding car I saw on the road earlier was him.
Thinking of this, the girl secretly made up her mind, now she can't let this "strange man" who can drive a flying car go, otherwise the "Hongmen Car Friends Association" will have no one to deal with the super awesome "car god" Feilong invited by Jia Xiaoming!
Thinking of this, the girl Jiang Yanan turned around and waved to the gangster behind her and gave an order: "Stop that 'perverted uncle', no matter what conditions he wants!" β
The gangsters were stunned for a moment, and then realized the meaning of the eldest lady Jiang Yanan's words.
"That's that...... So what if he wants Sister Nan Nan's 'first night'? The zombie makeup girl looked at Jiang Yanan anxiously and asked, making her already eerie zombie face extremely funny.
The girl Jiang Yanan knew that her follower little demon was a "good man", and she might have some bad idea to shame herself.
So the next moment, she took the preemptive action: "That's simple, just give him the little demon's 'first night'!" What do you say, little goblin? β
While jokingly talking, the girl Jiang Yanan also looked at the little demon's pair of plump "big rabbits" and upright ass with her provocative eyes.
Hearing the proposal of the eldest lady Jiang Yanan, the zombie makeup demon immediately shrugged his shoulders, pretending to be pitiful and pretty: "No, Sister Nannan, I heard that the uncle is an old ruffian, and the taste is very heavy, don't you see that he doesn't even let go of a woman with a baby?" β
"Then I don't care, that's your business, as long as he can participate in the competition in our place......" Just as she was saying this, the girl Jiang Yanan found that the "unscrupulous monster" Lin Feng had already driven the car onto the road with five people.
Time is running out, 100,000 urgent.
The girl Jiang Yanan didn't have time to explain to her subordinates, so she shouted loudly: "But but but...... However, if he does run away, my sister and I will personally ask for your 'first night'...... Don't get on the bus fast? That 'scumbag uncle' who chased the girl"
Seeing that the eldest lady was furious, how dare the "non-mainstream" of the "Hongmen Car Club" slack off, so they got in the car to chase after ......
In the car, the zombie makeup demon sitting in the back seat didn't forget to complain to the eldest lady driving in front: "You want my 'first night', then you also need ...... 'tools for committing crimes'?" β
As soon as she heard her little sister, she complained, and the girl Jiang Yanan gritted her teeth and ignored her......
In fact, Lin Feng and the others' business Honda didn't go far before they were blocked in the middle of the road by three cars lined up in front of them.
There are many food street cars, and Lin Feng didn't dare to drive fast.
At this time, I just got on a secluded road, and I was going to have an "extreme speeder" to admire the beauties in the car, but I didn't expect to be defeated by a few guys who don't have long eyes.
Knowing that the three cars on the opposite side were deliberately provocative, Lin Feng, who was not angry, stepped on the brakes, and then poked his head out and scolded at the three luxury cars on the opposite side: "Scold the one next door, good dogs don't get in the way, you don't have fucking long eyes, don't you see that Lao Tzu is driving right!" β
At this time, the door of the very familiar Hummer H3 in the middle of the road opened, and Jiang Yanan, the "little princess of Hongmen", stepped out of the car with a frosty face.
Seeing that it was the little beauty Jiang Yanan again, Lin Feng immediately salivated and asked: "Hey, why are you beautiful again, could it be that you fell in love with my brother Lin Feng at first sight, and then fell in love again again, and now you are going to launch a love offensive against me, the kind that will not give up if you don't sleep with me!" β
Saying this, Lin Feng couldn't stop smashing his chapped lips as he looked at the girl's tall figure.
However, Lin Feng's words immediately attracted a chorus of boos from the three beauties in the car and the non-mainstream little beauties outside.
In order to maintain a perfect and good image in front of his family, Lin Feng turned around and said to the beautiful president Su Qingyan and his sister Lin Tong: "I'm joking with that little girl, just his 'coffin board' figure, we can't ask for it when it is sent to the door!" β
At this time, little Lori Su Beibei accosted her: "If you want to ...... Let her ...... in the future Dangdangdang...... Be a big girl in the bed, let him take care of the baby and change the diaper for us......"
Xiao Beibei's words made the people in the car laugh instantly!
However, Jiang Yanan, the "little princess of Hongmen" outside the car, would never have dreamed that the little Lori in the car would actually take her into the "big girl with the bed", and she would have to take care of the child to change diapers, otherwise she would die of anger.
At this time, I heard the girl Jiang Yanan say disdainfully: "Damn, uncle, I see that you are 'hungry and thirsty' and dizzy, in order to prevent you from harming other women's women and children, I am going to give you our big beauty and little demon, come on, you can identify it, it is definitely a virgin!" β
Saying this, Jiang Yanan, the "little princess of Hongmen", opened the car door and dragged the "zombie makeup" girl demon out of the car.
Subsequently, the girl Jiang Yanan also pinched the "zombie makeup" girl demon's big breasts and buttocks that were extremely inconsistent with her age, and continued to add, "Absolutely genuine real thing, no silicone padding, no hyaluronic acid, green and natural, and there are absolutely no side effects when used!" β
With Su Qingyan and his sister by his side, Lin Feng didn't dare to be too presumptuous.
However, with such a ready-made big bargain, how could Young Master Lin let it go.
The next time, Lin Feng turned his back to the beauties in the car and squeezed his eyebrows at the group of warblers and Yanyan who were passing by, his dirty and bad appearance was as obscene as it was!
The "zombie makeup" demon chilled for a while, and then hugged his chest and shrunk his shoulders again: "Hey, Sister Nannan, you see that uncle is so shameless, I said it a long time ago, he is very perverted!" β