Chapter 45, carefully manage things, bittersweet and bittersweet
The sun is pressing, and the curtain will be opened in the evening. The spring breeze is warm, the shadows of the trees are swaying, the warblers and swallows are returning to their nests, the ducks are crowing, and the house dogs are barking.
After eating, people poured into the village one after another. The people in the mountains are enthusiastic and loud. The mountain village is very small, they are familiar with each other, and they greet each other from afar, which is really very lively.
Ten minutes later, the sky was already hazy, and the lights were lit up in the courtyard of the village headquarters.
Wang Daxing is here. Everyone leaned up and asked curiously: "I said Daxing, where did you invite today's acrobatics?" Wang Daxing said happily: "Wu Qiao! Many people know Wuqiao, and many people have never heard of it, so some people asked: "Is it from Wujiazhuang?" Those who knew made fun of him: "You don't even know Wu Qiao?" How famous? The man said anxiously: "I haven't been to Wujiazhuang either!" After everyone listened, they burst into laughter, and the person who spoke was confused, and looked at the person who was making fun of him anxiously, and the people laughed even more.
Wang Daxing laughed for a while and said: "Wuqiao is the hometown of acrobatics in our country, doesn't it often come out on TV?" "Ahh That Wu Qiao! I thought we were somewhere in front of us! The man suddenly realized, quickly explained, and everyone laughed even more happily.
The gongs and drums were loud and deafening. After a few villagers beat gongs and drums, they began to perform acrobatics. This acrobatics, that's really unusual, the audience almost burst their bellies with laughter, why? Could it be that the performers are quite good? Definitely! It's rather not stellar.
On the performance field, a man with a shawl on his head is actually his daughter-in-law's apron. When people saw it, they laughed. The man was holding a broom and gada, and after a round in the field, he began to announce: "What I want to perform is a fire-breathing!" After speaking, he shouted: "Go! People thought his broom must have caught fire, but it didn't move, and people started laughing. When the man saw that he was gone, he shouted again: "Go! It didn't work, and everyone laughed even more. At this time, Wang Daxing came to him and asked noisily: "Is it gasoline?" The man laughed, patted his head and said, "Forget! When people heard this, they were so laughing that they couldn't stand up.
Wang Daxing pulled his throat and said, "You two! After a day of practice, I finally forgot to contain gasoline, it's really two! That person also laughed, everyone laughed, and Wang Daxing laughed even more.
The man laughed as he ran to the village house, and came out in a moment. He pointed to his mouth and told them that he had gasoline, and the crowd laughed even more. Everyone laughed, he couldn't hold it back, and he laughed loudly, and the gasoline immediately spewed out, but the broom still didn't move. When people came to their senses, they were paralyzed by laughter, and several people sat on the ground.
Wang Daxing walked up to the man and saw that he couldn't straighten his waist with a smile. Wang Daxing walked into the house, took a puff of gasoline out, took the broom Gada, and sprayed it out with a pop, only to see the broom Gadateng catch on at once. People cheered thunderously, so lively! Wang Daxing is the most able to fan people, can pretend, waving his hands like a big star, and going around the field, people laugh even more. Then, Wang Daxing demonstrated in detail the process of the broom Gada's fire, and people understood that it was not the performers who could breathe fire, but the effect of gasoline, and prepared a lighter in advance. People listened and nodded their heads as if they had been initiated.
The next show is even hilarious. A young man came on the field, he put a basin of water on the ground, and explained to everyone seriously: "Everyone, please see, this is a basin of water, but I can make it bloom!" Because I know how to five thunder palms! The crowd felt unbelievable, and began to heckle. Some said, "Is there something in the water?" Some said, "Let's put two kicks?" Some said, "Isn't it a fart?" The young man was so angry that he shouted: "Village chief, I'm not acting!" Listen to what they have to say! After saying that, he walked outside the field, and everyone laughed again.
Wang Daxing stopped him and said with a smile: "Hurry up, don't make a fuss, I'm amusing you!" Then he turned to the crowd and shouted: "Don't mess around, let him give us a show, give us some applause!" The crowd applauded. Wang Daxing pushed the young man to the field again, and the people began to applaud again. The young man was embarrassed to put the basin in the middle of the field, and the people were curious, not only squeezing inward, but also stretching their necks to see what was in the basin, like a duck being carried. The young man shouted anxiously: "Stay away, stay away!" Blow you up! Blow you up! The crowd thought he was lying, so they laughed and said, "We're not afraid!" You just blow it up! You just blow it up! As soon as the young man heard this, his temper came up, and he only heard him shout: "Then blow up!" Suddenly, he crossed his legs, squatted on his horse, and shouted: "Five thunder palms!" "Bang!" "Ahh However, at this time, people couldn't laugh straight up again, because the water in the basin was sprayed, and the people nearby were splashed all over, and they had become soup chickens, so people couldn't laugh? Wang Daxing asked anxiously, "Are you okay?" You okay? The men shouted, "It's all right, it's cool!" After saying that, everyone laughed again. Wang Daxing hurriedly said: "It's cold at night, go home and change your clothes!" The men said, "No, no!" Tell us about it, why did the water rise? The young man was even more embarrassed to see that he had caused trouble. But he didn't say sorry, but looked at Wang Daxing anxiously, because he knew that Wang Daxing at this time was his lifeline.
Wang Daxing smiled and said: "Let me tell you, it's not that he really knows how to five thunder palms, it's that he is holding something in his hand!" This is the thing, a piece of soda ash, which reacts rapidly when it encounters water and explodes. If you don't believe me, you can try it, I still have it here! After Wang Daxing finished speaking, several people began to ask Wang Daxing, and some timid people hurriedly hid to the side, which was very chaotic. Wang Daxing gave the soda ash to everyone and asked everyone to try, and after a toss, everyone laughed even more.
Wang Daxing walked to the steps and said to everyone: "Just now someone asked me where our acrobatic troupe was invited, and now everyone knows, we prepared it ourselves." I let you see these performances, just to tell you that there are a lot of things that we feel amazing when we don't understand them, and if we do, we don't think it's anything. After watching today's performance, I think everyone should have gained something, that is: we must know that feudal superstition is a deceptive thing, and we can't believe it! Don't let superstition hurt us! At the same time, I also want to say that there are also people here who believe in gods and ghosts, and there are many people who believe in them! Actually, what you believe in is useful, is it? You really don't count. I don't want to comment on your approach, I just want to use one person's experience to make everyone understand whether it is useful or not. Tell us about it now! Everyone applauds! ”
Whoa...... Everyone applauded enthusiastically, and an old lady began to walk up the steps. She smiled and beckoned to everyone. People began to be surprised, and many people said strangely: "Our aunt, our aunt?" "Actually, people are strange, because they think that they know an old lady, what kind of story can they have?
This old lady really has a story!
As soon as she walked up the steps, she began to speak. The voice is not very loud, but the tone is quite kind. She said: "I am our aunt and grandmother, everyone knows me and knows that my body has not been very good in recent years. But people don't know how much I really suffered. Let me tell you, I couldn't eat or sleep for the past year. It's a little better during the day, but it's too hard to get through at night! Lying on the kang at night, I can't fall asleep over and over, I am scared as soon as the light is turned off, I always feel that there are monsters staring at me overhead, and I am staying with the lights on. People have lost a lot of weight, as you have seen. I went to the township hospital to see it, and I didn't care about it; I went to the county hospital again, but I didn't care. I'm in a hurry, I'm scared too! I wonder if it's haunted by ghosts? When I was very scared, someone in our village found me and asked me to become religious. If you are sick and go to the doctor, I will quickly believe it. They told me to pray three times a day, and I did. They told me how to pray, and I remembered it with all my heart, and it was unbelievable. However, they didn't let me take the medicine, and after seven or eight days, my illness not only did not improve, but worsened. The person is thinner, his face is dark, and I feel that I can't do it. It was at this time that I met an acquaintance who asked me why I was so thin, and I told her about my situation, and she asked me to go to Beijing and told me which hospital to go to. I took 10,000 yuan to go and thought I would definitely be hospitalized. However, the doctor listened to me and said that I was menopausal. Menopause, none of us have heard of it, have we? I was in a daze, and the doctor said that it was such a special stage, and the conditioning would be fine. As soon as I saw that the doctor said so easily, my heart brightened, and I quickly asked her to prescribe medicine, but it only cost more than 200 yuan. The doctor not only told me how to take it, but also told me not to be too suspicious, and I didn't dare to take it if I couldn't see the side effects on the instructions. I took the medicine when I came back, and I slept on the first day! I couldn't pick up my eyelids, and I slept all day. At noon the next day, the child asked me to eat, and when I went to the dining table, I felt that the rice was fragrant! When she said it so exaggeratedly, everyone laughed, because who doesn't know that rice is fragrant?
When the old lady saw that everyone was smiling, she said in a deep voice, "You don't believe it, do you? In fact, last year, I was nauseous when I saw the food, and I barely ate a few bites, which was really uncomfortable. Everyone fell silent when they saw her pained expression. The old lady continued, "Not only do I suffer bodily, but this is not the more painful thing I am!" At this point, he paused slightly, sighed, and complained. Then he said: "When I was sick, I began to believe in the three gods, and our family would not let me, but I thought, if I can cure the disease, wouldn't it be good? But our family was opposed, and when he saw me praying, he scolded me, and I could only endure it. Later, he saw that I was not going to change, so he filed for divorce. I was so sad at the time, I really wanted to die. Thanks to the fact that I went to Beijing for treatment, I am now well, and I know that it was the doctor who cured me, not the prayer and prayer! She sighed deeply, and then said, "So, I would like to tell you about me today, so that you don't believe that." Really, I don't want everyone to hurt themselves like me, you know? "Understood, understood!" Everyone responded sincerely. "That's it! I'm done! The old lady saw that everyone was also very willing to listen, so she happily walked down the steps, and everyone gave her a warm applause.
Wang Daxing walked up the steps again and said sincerely: "Let everyone see it, let everyone listen to it." I just want everyone to understand that crooked things don't work, let's not believe in them, we have to believe in science, and we have to believe in doctors! Some of us believe in religion, and we will not pursue it, but you yourself must know from your heart whether it is useful or not, and you will not believe it in the future. Work hard, live a good life, don't believe anything, don't you think? "Yes! Be! Everyone was very supportive and responded loudly. Especially those men, especially those who had opposed their women's religion, shouted even louder, making everyone laugh. At this time, Wang Daxing is a big hero who raises his arms and shouts, and responds to the gathering.
While people were laughing, there was another farce. I saw the old lady who had just spoken hurriedly walked up the steps, waved her hand and said, "I want to tell you that the two of us have remarried!" When everyone heard this, they couldn't stop laughing.
Wang Daxing saw that the time was not early, so he said loudly: "It's not too early, let's get here today!" Everyone should think about whether they can be superstitious in the future! So the people started walking out, talking about what had just happened, and all of them had a happy smile on their faces.