"Boss, you don't know, Western Elysium is really Elysium, it's really cool to death over there, it's really cool to death." Qian Sanpang said with a smile: "Boss, you don't know, this Western Elysium is really fucking cool, it's not at all the same as I imagined." ”

"Oh? What's different? Isn't the Western Elysium a world where a group of monks and nuns have nothing to do every day, eat enough to recite sutras, and even go to the toilet to chant sutras? Li Shaolong couldn't help but say, is that how they are all acted in TV series?

"Mao's chanting, Lao Tzu doesn't have the heart to chant the scriptures, Lao Tzu will only recite a sentence of Amitabha Buddha from now when he went to Da Lei Yin Temple, and the rest of Lao Tzu can't even read it." Qian Sanpang couldn't help but say. But this is also normal, the scriptures of the Great Leiyin Temple are written in Sanskrit, with the IQ of Qian Sanfat, even if you study it for a few more decades, it is estimated that you will not be able to learn.

Li Shaolong felt a little strange, a person who didn't even understand Sanskrit could become a living Buddha? What the hell is going on? Could it be that it is so easy to become a Buddha these days?

Li Shaolong clearly remembers that on the earth, if you want to become a monk, you have to have a bachelor's degree, and ordinary people can't become a monk.

Li Shaolong couldn't help but show a faint smile on his face, this guy is finally a Buddha.

"Then tell me, what is this Western Elysium like, I am still quite curious about the Western Elysium." Li Shaolong said with a smile.

"Boss, you have to listen well, you have to be mentally prepared." Qian Sanpang said with a smile.

"Say, hurry up and say it quickly." Li Shaolong couldn't help but roll his eyes and said.

"Hehe, boss, you're going to be fine, this Western Elysium is really fun, it's a paradise on earth." Qian Sanpang began to talk endlessly.

It turns out that this Western Elysium is not just the Great Leiyin Temple and Lingshan, but the countless Buddhist countries that believe in Buddhism, and the Lingshan Daleiyin Temple is the spiritual belief of these Buddhist countries, and it is the leader of the Buddhist country.

There are countless Buddha countries under the Da Lei Yin Temple, and there are countless temples in the Buddha country, but the monks here are different from the monks on the earth and those in China. These monks here can drink wine and eat meat, marry wives and have children, and start a family.

If the monks here are the same as the Han Buddhism in China, it is estimated that these Buddhist countries will perish, and one by one they will not eat meat or drink alcohol and start a family, even if there are many people, they will not be able to survive.

But it's not surprising to think about it, in fact, in the beginning, Han Buddhism was also allowed to drink wine and eat meat, but later an emperor appeared, a real Buddhist emperor.

When Buddhism was first introduced from the West, there was no rule that you could not eat meat, but it was allowed to eat meat, and in that era, meat was not something that no one could afford to eat, and monks, there were incense offerings, and there were donations from believers, so ordinary people could not afford to eat meat, but monks could often eat meat, and the food was full of greasy, so in ancient times, some knowledgeable people liked to become monks.

As for why can't you eat meat? That has to start with a certain emperor, there was a dynasty called the Liang Dynasty in the Chinese region, and the Liang Dynasty had an emperor named Xiao Yan, this old guy is estimated to be the Buddha's inheritance, or he is tired of drinking wine, eating meat, playing with women, and then he actually saw through the red dust and became an emperor, and gave himself a monk called "Three Treasure Slaves". ”

As we all know, aren't these three treasures Buddha's door? At this opportunity, I was crazy to want to be a monk, and I even named myself a Buddhist slave. But it turned out that he was really crazy, and this guy was a monk four times. As a result, this country, which was originally quite good, became weaker and weaker because of such a faint monarch, and finally the country finally died.

It was this guy who actually ordered that all Buddhists should not eat meat, drink alcohol, and play with women, and it was after this time that the monks in China finally stopped playing with meat, drinking, and women.

However, monks in other regions still drink wine, eat meat and play with women, Dongying, Southeast Asia, especially Ah San, Ah San's monks have a saint in every temple, and the saint's position is for those monks to sleep.

And the monks of this world can eat meat, drink wine, and play with women, if those monks in Huaxia know, it will definitely collapse the spiritual world.

Qian Sanpang entered the Buddhism gate, in this era without rules and precepts, he is naturally extremely chic, because this guy cultivates the Buddha of Joy, so the meat can be eaten in large gulps, the wine can be drunk in large gulps, and women can play in groups. It's just as cool as it gets. Elysium, really Elysium.

"Holy, is this okay?" Li Shaolong couldn't help but be taken aback, and said, "I said brother, do you still want a Buddha in your Buddhism?" What do you think of me? I don't have a high demand, just a maiden every night. ”

"Forget it, you killed so many Buddhist disciples, it's strange that our Buddhism is still willing to let you in, even if I am willing to let you in, others are not willing." Qian Sanpang couldn't help but say.

"What are you kidding, I have a lot of respect for Buddhism, when did you kill a monk? We don't kill monks, we definitely don't kill monks. Li Shaolong said with a smile.

"It's all on the blacklist of our Buddhism, and you still say you won't kill? But you killed it well, his grandmother's, when Lao Tzu just went, there were several bastards who looked down on Lao Tzu, and they were definitely swallowed by Lao Tzu in one bite...... "Qian Sanfat gushed endlessly: "****, you don't know that those monks in the West are all looking at the sky with their eyes, if Lao Tzu hadn't killed a few, it is estimated that those guys still don't want Lao Tzu to enter Lao Tzu's Buddha hall, you must know that Lao Tzu is the reincarnation of the famous Buddha." ”

"Come, let's eat a meat skewer first, this thing is something we took from the earth, it's an absolute hometown taste."

"Lao Jiu can't eat skewers, fragrant."

"This beer is also produced on our earth, which is a good thing."

“……”

The conversation suddenly changed......

The two delinquent teenagers met again, and as a result, there was a barbecue stall in front of the gambling stall, and the two drank beer while skewering, chatting about these natural things.

The smell of meat permeated, and the surrounding gods looked at this side one by one, and saliva involuntarily flowed down.

"Two brothers, will you sell us something?"

"Two brothers, what is this? Why is it so delicious? ”

"Can you divide it with us?"

“……”

"Fuck off, I haven't eaten enough, get ...... roll" Qian Sanpang waved his hand and said.

(End of chapter)

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