Chapter 118: Fart
Li Jinfang's voice was small, but Harris still heard it, but Harris was not angry.
"It seems that you are very confident, I believe what the big dog said, he said that you are very good, then you must be really good, but it is rare to meet a good opponent, I still want to fight you, since you are willing to promise not to kill me, then I am much more relieved."
Harris, who was originally very proud, suddenly lowered his posture very low, to everyone's surprise, and Grolev also looked at Harris in shock, unable to believe his ears.
"Did I hear me right? When did the fart fire become so good to talk to? ”
"Do you think I'm an idiot? You say this guy killed eight scimitar people with his bare hands, then he must have really done it, I never dared to think I could do it, and besides, please don't call me a foil, okay? Please, no one knows my name now, and I don't want to be ashamed, so please don't mention it again, especially in front of my people, or I'll turn my face. ”
"Haode, big man, I promise not to tell anyone you're called a fart."
With a helpless expression, Harris no longer paid attention to Grolev, but said to Li Jinfang: "At dinner today, it wasn't so hot at that time, let's compare the last one, try not to hurt each other, how about it?" ”
Li Jinfang hesitated and said: "This, the lieutenant colonel just said that you can't leave this house without a mission and permission, are you sure you can?" ”
"Ha, that idiot, don't worry about him, he's just in charge of what he says, so he doesn't care if you want to stay in this aggrieved hut or not, as long as you don't leave this position, you can do whatever you want."
Listening to Harris's words, Li Jinfang looked at Gao Yang, and after Gao Yang nodded, Li Jinfang immediately said: "No problem, when you have dinner today, you can just call me." ”
Harris nodded in satisfaction and said, "Okay, that's it, now let me tell you some rules that must be followed, first, never leave this position, unless you get permission from some idiot lieutenant colonel, those defenders outside will shoot at you." Second, never go near that building, as long as you try to get close, you will definitely be beaten into a hornet's nest, this is the rule we all have to follow, nothing else. ”
Gao Yang said in a deep voice: "Can we only wait here?" Whether I can get the money or not, I don't want to stay here. ”
Harris touched his head in distress and said: "Everyone knows the situation here, just yesterday there were bombs dropped, very close to here, and the opposition will definitely attack this place as the most important target, but there is no way, we have no way to get out of here, now we can only pray that Gaddafi will come here and let us escort him away, otherwise, we can only leave after receiving the order of that idiot lieutenant colonel, the only good news is that the money will be sent to us on time." ”
Gao Yang doesn't care about whether he can make money now, he was inexplicably thrown on the powder keg of the Azizia barracks, as long as he can't leave, no matter how much money he earns, he won't be able to enjoy it.
Gao Yang thought for a moment, and then said in a deep voice: "I always feel that Gaddafi has no reason to leave us here, maybe he really uses this place as a backup refuge, maybe he will come here at some point, stay for two days and then leave, this is the most reasonable explanation I can think of." ”
Harris pointed to the defenders outside and said: "Look at those people, they are all from Sirte, from Gaddafi's hometown, their biggest advantage is their loyalty to Gaddafi, this is Gaddafi's descendant troops, when all the troops defect to the opposition side, only these people will fight to the death for Gaddafi, so I think Gaddafi will not abandon them easily, if we see them withdrawing, then we must leave quickly, but if they don't move, then we can only wait here." ”
After saying that, Harris shrugged his shoulders and said, "What I mean by this is that please don't think about Gaddafi's thoughts, because he's a crazy person at all, and what you have to think about is to keep an eye on these guys outside, not think about the thoughts of a crazy person." ”
Gao Yang picked up the satellite phone, looked at it, and sighed: "No wonder no one took away our satellite phone, because they don't need it, and we can't contact the outside world." ”
Harris smiled: "Of course, there are more signal jammers here than people, not only satellite phones, but also all wireless communication devices. ”
After saying that, Harris looked at his watch, and then said: "Okay guys, I have to go back and continue gambling, if you are interested, welcome to make a hand, big dog, are you interested?" ”
"I'm not interested, I never gamble."
"Well, have a nice afternoon, if you feel like you can't play a difficult afternoon, call me and I'll have someone send you a few cards, this time we brought several decks of poker, that's my only wise decision, and, don't forget the afternoon date, zaijian, guys."
After Harris left, Cui Bo said with a sad and indignant face: "I'm Ao, I've been ignored, I've been ignored by gorgeous people, rams, toads, big dogs with machine guns, he said it all, just don't have me, Ao!" ”
"Brother Yang's sniping is amazing, don't you see that the gang of Coleman Company treat him as an ancestor, what about Lao Maozi, a machine gun artist, needless to say, he is not talented, and he can be regarded as having two blows on his fists and feet, and he became famous in a fight with those scimitar cowards, what are you doing? I want people to know you, haha, practice well. ”
After Li Jinfang finished speaking triumphantly, Cui Bo was even more angry, and after slamming his hateful fist on the bed board where he was sitting, he said angrily: "Sooner or later, sooner or later, one day, I have to let everyone know my name!" ”
"Does your name refer to the name Cui Bo?"
After being stabbed by Gao Yang in time, Cui Boden was stunned, then threw his head back on the bed, and sighed: "It's over, this life is over, even if you are famous, you can only be a nickname, you can't say your real name, even if you are famous, what does it mean, alas, I will ruin my name in this life." ”
I didn't have time to deal with the grief-stricken Cui Bo, Gao Yang said to Grolev: "This is the situation now, for the time being, I can only stay and adapt with peace of mind, since there is nothing to do now, let's talk about your friend first, the toad will have to fight him alone for a while, what I want to know most now is that you Weishenme called that big guy a fart fire?"
Grolev smiled and said, "Do you know that the main components of farts are methane and gases such as oxygen and hydrogen, which can be ignited or even exploded? ”
Gao Yang nodded and said, "You know, what's wrong?" ”
"We didn't know, especially Harris, the idiot, didn't know, to make a long story short, when we were in Sierra Leone, we were surrounded on a mountain, there was no food, people were looking for everything they could eat, Harris ate some kind of plant, and he kept farting, and then a guy told him that a fart could be ignited, and then Harris verified it, and unfortunately, the fart he put in the experiment was too big, and after a flame came out, boom, to put it mildly, Before he could expel the gas, it exploded at the end of the intestine inside him, and then, haha, sorry, let me finish laughing, and then, Harris couldn't walk until he left Sierra Leone, you know what I mean, right? ”
Cui Bo didn't care about how sad his name was at this time, and after hearing Grolev's words, Cui Bo said with a lewd face: "His chrysanthemum exploded?" I'll go, how painful it must be, it's better to die. ”
"Long live understanding, Harris thought so too, he also tried to do this, but his life was big, he was bleeding profusely after his ass was blown up, in order to save his life, our military doctor had to stitch up all his chrysanthemums, and also take away all his weapons, Harris just lost his ability to fight, and then when the war ended, Harris dragged half his life and was sent to a big hospital to disassemble the thread for surgery, and then lay in the hospital bed for two months, in short, that's how the nickname of fart fire came from, But you'd better not mention the nickname to his face, because Harris has threatened to kill everyone who dares to call him that. ”
Several people laughed back and forth, Gao Yang laughed out of his tears, he really couldn't imagine how boring a person must be, to be surrounded by shiyan fart can be ignited, even more unimaginable is that after a person's chrysanthemum is really blown up into a flower, how much desire to survive should there be, so he didn't give himself a shot to the head.
After a few people finished laughing, Grolev shrugged his shoulders and said: "Okay, let's not joke about other people's wounds, seriously, toad, you have to be careful Harris, that guy is a boxer, he can kill a zebra with one punch, so don't be too careless." ”
Li Jinfang nodded and said, "Don't worry, when fighting, I will never despise anyone until he becomes a dead man." ”
"We're going to fight side by side with Harris's Black Fire Mercenary Regiment, so do you know how strong the Black Fire Mercenary Group is now? Or how strong is Harris? ”
Gao Yang paid more attention to Harris's strength, and after hearing Gao Yang's question, Grolev seemed to remember something, and after being stunned for a while, he said in a low voice: "Although Harris has done some stupid things, he is really powerful, Harris is best known for the bazooka he uses, of course, his marksmanship is also very powerful, and he can hit different targets with two pistols at the same time, as for the Black Fire Mercenary Group, I believe that as long as Harris is still there, then the Black Fire must be very powerful, He never allowed the incompetent to sneak into his ranks. ”