"18 touches" is a folk tune popular in the countryside, and although its rhythm is brisk, its rhetoric is extremely vulgar. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info [This site changes the domain name. Initials, previously registered accounts can still be used] Not to mention Mu Xue, a singer who sells her art but not her body, even the girls in the major green buildings in the city who are doing skin and meat trading, don't bother to sing this kind of meat joke.

Sun Fan named and asked Mu Xue to sing this kind of thing that is popular in the ravine, in addition to his vulgar bad taste, he also wanted to teach Mu Xue a lesson, so as not to keep looking down on people with his dog's eyes.

"What? You can't sing the tune that the master ordered? Isn't it hard to sing?! I don't need to spend any more money to invite someone to come over, and teach you sentence by sentence! ”

Sun Fan changed the temperament of the previous buns, and when he spoke, he didn't give Mu Xue any room to maneuver.

"I ...... Yes. ”

"Yes, then sing!"

Mu Xue was completely shocked by the masculine aura that burst out of Sun Fan's body. It is like a bird with broken wings, and it has no ability to escape from the unsheltered cage in front of it.

"Beat the drum tightly and beat the gong slowly, stop the gong and listen to the singing."

"All kinds of gossip also sing, I have sung 18 touches."

"Reach out and touch the silk ,...... on my sister's face"

melodious, this "18 touches" that should not have appeared were sung by Mu Xue with a crying voice.

"Be louder!"

"Where's the action?!"

"18 Touches" has a total of eighteen sections, and if you want to sing them all, it takes at least four or five hours before and after. Sun Fan just wanted to teach Mu Xue a lesson this time, so he didn't embarrass her too much, and only let her sing one of them, and then revealed all the previous things.

"Don't cry, do you know it's wrong?"

"Know...... Dao. ”

"What's wrong?"

"I ......"

Sun Fan saw that Mu Xue was hesitant and couldn't say why he came for a long time, so he waved his hand and said impatiently, "You go down, reflect on it yourself, what's wrong." ”

With Sun Fan's permission, Mu Xue was granted amnesty, and he didn't even ask for the reward, so he went away in tears.

Although Mu Xue left, the shopkeeper still had to bite the bullet and stand aside and wait, "Yaxing who swept the adult, the little one really deserves death." Mu Xue, a little girl, although she has a little temper on weekdays, has never been as shallow as she is today. I don't know, what's wrong with her. ”

In addition to being greedy for money, the second child of this shop does not have much disadvantage, so Sun Fan's impression of him is not bad.

"People are gone, and what are you talking about?"

"Yes."

"What do you say?"

"What's going on?"

"This little girl sings '18 touches'."

Hearing Sun Fan say this, the shopkeeper was stunned at first, and then he immediately imitated Sun Fan's tone and said with a strange smile, "It's really delicious." ”

Mu Xue's departure did not disturb Sun Fan's interest, he chatted with the shopkeeper without a word, and the speed of drinking was three points faster than before.

It's a pity that after three rounds of drinking, the shopkeeper who had just mingled with Sun Fan seemed to think of something, and suddenly became bloodless.

"Oh no, guest officer, go quickly. You can't stay here for long! ”

"What's wrong?"

"I finally know why Mu Xue's temperament has changed so much. In the past few days, this little girl has been quite close to the third young master Dong. Look at what that means, Third Young Master Dong has the intention to include her in the room. ”

Third Young Master Dong, although Sun Fan doesn't know who it is, but the Dong family in Nanyang City, he has heard of it. "It seems that this little girl is hugging her thighs."

"Dong San is fat, he is the first gentleman in Nanyang City, we can't afford to mess with it. Guest, you hurry up! ”

As soon as the shopkeeper's voice fell, Sun Fan's eyebrows instinctively raised upward, and he shook his head helplessly, "You go out first, the trouble has already come to the door, I'm afraid I can't hide it." ”

Sun Fan didn't want to cause trouble, but he was not afraid of things, especially after inheriting the essence blood of the war ape, the strength in his bones that he was not afraid of the sky and the earth was even more undisguised.

The shopkeeper retreated, and after a few breaths, the door of Qingzhu Pavilion was kicked open with a "bang" from the outside. Immediately afterwards, a fat boy with a full face and meat, surrounded by two adult samurai, pulled the pear blossom with the rain, and forced into the room where Sun Fan was.

"Little rabbit, you don't want to live, dare to bully my Xue'er. Young Master Ben will give you a chance now, immediately kneel in front of Xue'er, kowtow and admit your mistakes, and then sing '18 touch' to Lao Tzu again from beginning to end. If not, don't blame Young Master Ben and me, I will bully others! ”

It's understandable to stand out for your own woman, but this Dong Sanfat's way of getting ahead is a little too much.

"You...... Is it Dong San's fat man? ”

"Dong San Fat Man" is the nickname of Dong Tiancheng by the people of Nanyang City behind their backs. Sun Fan now called him a nickname in front of everyone, which immediately caused Dong Tiancheng to be furious.

"Good boy, if Young Master Ben doesn't beat you all over the ground today, I will take your surname!"

Mu Xue felt palpitations in Sun Fan's heart, and she didn't want Dong Tiancheng to stand up for her at all. She came this time completely because Dong Tiancheng, who wanted to show her might in front of beauties, and she was forced over.

"Tiancheng, this thing ...... I think it's still ...... Forget it. ”

Mu Xue was resigned, afraid that Dong Tiancheng would suffer, but how did Dong Tiancheng know that Dong Tiancheng at this time had already forgotten about her appearance. All I thought about was how to play with Sun Fan, the little rabbit cub who called him in public.

"It's none of your business here, get out of the way for Lao Tzu!"

"Slap", a loud slap, directly slapped Mu Xue, who came to stop him.

"You...... Unexpectedly...... Hit me! ”

"What's wrong with beating you? You little Nizi and I pretend to be high, and then sing '18 touches' to others, if it weren't for your good looks, Lao Tzu would have killed you today! ”

Although Dong Tiancheng has the reputation of being a gentleman, in order to hold the beauty, he has always behaved mildly and elegantly in front of Mu Xue. Speaking of which, it was the first time for Mu Xue to see the true side of Dong Tiancheng's tyranny and rudeness.

"You ......"

"What are you? Believe it or not, I'll slap you! ”

As he spoke, Dong Tiancheng raised his arm and wanted to slap Mu Xue again, but unfortunately, before he could fan his raised right hand, his wrist was grabbed by Sun Fan, who got up from his seat.

"Why did I hit her, you feel distressed?"

"I feel sorry for your seventh uncle and grandmother!"

Sun Fan raised his leg and kicked it directly on Dong Tiancheng's little stomach. only heard Dong Tiancheng's strange scream, and his whole person broke through the door and shot out.

Although Sun Fan didn't have a good impression of Mu Xue, what he hated most in his life was "beating women", so he didn't show any mercy when he kicked Dong Tiancheng, and almost kicked him to the point of holding his breath on the spot.

"Young Master!"

"Young Master!"

The two guards flashed out and hurriedly helped Dong Tiancheng, who had collapsed to the ground and grinned in pain.

"Young Master, how are you?"

"Leave me alone, quickly take down the pair of adulterers and women for me, don't let them run away!"

"Yes!"

The two guards turned back when they heard the order, and when Sun Fan saw this, he hurriedly took a step forward and blocked the door of Qingzhu Pavilion alone.

The two guards brought by Dong Tiancheng, although they were both second-grade warriors, and their cultivation was several points higher than Sun Fan's, but in front of Sun Fan's body comparable to a first-grade spiritual weapon, they were still a little thin, and they were not enough to see at all.

"Good time!"

Sun Fan was so angry that he didn't care about the attacks of the two guards, and slammed his fist towards the dantian of one of them.

The guard who was locked by Sun Fan, believing that his cultivation was superb, did not pay attention to Sun Fan's attack at all, so he did not dodge, and still maintained a flanking attack with his companions, intending to end Sun Fan here with a face.

Seeing that Sun Fan was in a desperate situation, Dong Tiancheng, who was in a desperate situation, immediately grinned and said with a big mouth, "Catch it alive, Lao Tzu wants him to know and know, and offend me Dong Tiancheng!" ”

Dong Tiancheng's laughter was unscrupulous, but unfortunately, before his laughter completely dissipated, changes occurred in the field beyond everyone's expectations.

In the first shot, Sun Fan exchanged two palms with two punches with the two guards. But what people never expected was that Sun Fan, who had suffered two palms, was like a nobody, and the guard who was punched by Sun Fan sprayed a mouthful of blood and fainted on the spot.

In the second shot, Sun Fan took advantage of the stunned moment of the other guard, and slammed an elbow blow, directly hitting him in the chest. Then he turned around and raised his hand, raised his left fist, and a cupola cannon hit the guard's jaw. He was blackened and fainted.

The two of them took pictures, and in only three seconds before and after, the two second-grade warriors were solved by Sun Fan like cutting melons and vegetables.

Seeing this, Dong Tiancheng's cheeks, which had maintained a raging smile a moment ago, immediately stiffened, "This ......"

"Dong San Fat Man, don't you want me to know what happened to offending you Dong Tiancheng? Come on, let me see! ”

Facing Sun Fan, who came slowly, Dong Tiancheng was completely afraid. "You...... Don't come here, I'm from the Dong family...... Third young master, my father...... It's the city lord of Nanyang, if you are...... Dare to touch me, our Dong family...... I won't let you go. ”

"Master, I'm a single person, I'm really not afraid of you!"

"I ...... can give you money and give you women, don't you like Mu Xue? She's yours now. As long as you let me go, I'll give you whatever you want! ”

Looking at Dong Tiancheng, who seemed to have grasped a glimmer of life and suddenly became energetic, Sun Fan smiled slightly, "Seeing that your attitude is not bad now, I won't be difficult for you today, master." Choose one of the two paths. ”

"Which two paths?"

"The first way, master, I will abolish your life now, lest you think about those male thieves and female prostitutes in the future, and delay the entry of martial arts."

"Ahh No, this won't work! ”

"Don't worry, this road won't work, there's the next road. In this way, according to what you said before, first kowtow to apologize, and then sing '18 touches' again, and our accounts will be cleared today. ”

"This ......"

"Since Third Young Master Dong is unwilling, then I can only make a move and abolish your life!"

"I do, I do!"

Dong Tiancheng can still manage it now, the problem of not having face, as long as Sun Fan can spare him, let alone kowtow and admit his mistakes, sing "18 touches", even if he is asked to strip naked and run a few laps on the street, he is willing.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

“……”

"Okay, my head is here. Let's start singing. ”

"I ...... Can't sing. ”

Dong Tiancheng's words were twisted, and Sun Fan immediately laughed when he heard this, "It's going to be fine, someone will teach you!" Miss Mu Xue, please teach him '18 touches' sentence by sentence! ”

Mu Xue has given up on Dong Tiancheng, so he did not have the slightest resistance to Sun Fan's requirements. So, under the teaching of Mu Xue, Dong Tiancheng learned the appearance and voice of a woman, sentence by sentence, one action at a time, and sang the legendary "18 touches".