house.

An old man and a small one stared at the little one.

Yao Jiancai was stunned and said, "What is your name?" ”

Zhang Ye said energetically: "Cross talk competition! ”

"You haven't woken up yet, have you? You go back to sleep, and I'll sleep a little longer. Yao Jiancai turned over and wanted to sleep again, "We have both been blocked, how can we sign up!" ”

Zhang Ye sat next to him and asked rhetorically: "Let me ask you, Lao Yao, is there a rule that people with criminal records are not allowed to participate in this kind of talent show and this kind of professional competition?" Even if you are a traitor, after serving your sentence, are you not allowed to participate in talent shows and art competitions? ”

Yao Jiancai was stunned for a moment, "That's definitely not it, if you have served a sentence, you will be an ordinary citizen after you come out, and it is impossible to deprive a citizen of his most basic rights." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Anyone who is a traitor can sign up for the competition, why can't we?" ”

Yao Jiancai was really stunned by Zhang Ye's words, "Uh." ”

The more Zhang Ye thought of this, the clearer and clearer his mind became, and he was also very radiant, he immediately turned on the computer and called up the original text of document No. 43, "Lao Yao, look." ”

Yao Jiancai immediately leaned over.

Zhang Ye pointed to it word by word and said: "You see the instructions on the text, it is for TV stations at all levels to prohibit the broadcast of films or other films in which bad artists participate, this is the scope of their authority, and they have no right to interfere with the rest, you see here, this sentence, what is written in black and white on the text is that TV stations are not allowed to broadcast TV series in which bad artists participate, for example, if you star in a TV series, it cannot be broadcast, but it doesn't mean that you can't film, whether you shoot or not is your personal freedom and right, Document No. 43 can't control you, it's just that you can't release it after filming, and the producer and crew will definitely not look for you to film anymore, so the blocking effect is caused, right? ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's right." ”

Zhang Ye patted his leg, "That's right, let's participate in the draft competition, there is no problem at all!" ”

"But the CCTV website won't broadcast it to us!" Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye showed a smile that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and said: "The preliminaries are broadcast online, okay, even if they ban our entries because of the requirements of document No. 43, what about the knockout round?" He saw Yao Jiancai's eyes change, and Zhang Ye smiled: "The knockout match is a live broadcast!" The whole process is broadcast live on national television! If we make it to the knockout round, or even to the finals, or even win the championship, I really don't believe it! The organizers of CCTV and the cross talk sketch contest can stop this contest in order to prevent us from being on TV and not receiving our awards! If it's going to stop, they're! ”

Yao Jiancai inhaled.

Zhang Ye looked at him, "You told me last time, you were a professional cross talk actor before filming, and you were a good one." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "I say that I am professional, but in fact, I have studied with a teacher for a few years, and my kung fu is not very good at home, and I am at most a third-rate person in the industry." ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "That's enough!" ”

Yao Jiancai looked at him, "What about you?" Are you okay kid? ”

Zhang Ye said: "I'm talking about talk shows, although talk shows and cross talk are two different things, but there are too many commonalities, just change the design of the burden and the method of shaking the burden." ”

Yao Jiancai was uncertain: "You really can?" ”

"I'm a graduate of the broadcasting department." Zhang Ye said confidently: "I told ghost stories, fairy tales, history, and talk shows, why can't I talk about cross talk?" Isn't it just a joke! I'll give this piece to me! The cross talk joke is also handed over to me! What do you think? ”

Yao Jiancai stared at Zhang Ye for a long time without blinking, Zhang Ye's mouth is old Yao has seen it, it is even more powerful than his mouth that used to say cross talk, although I haven't heard him say cross talk, but it should still be able to make people look forward to it, as for cross talk jokes, I heard that all the jokes and language in "Zhang Ye's talk show" from beginning to end are not teamwork at all, they are all made up by Zhang Ye, the host, and Zhang Ye's literary talent and wisdom Lao Yao has always been very convinced. So the joke seems to be worth looking forward to.

Zhang Ye said: "It's useless to think so much, let's sign up first, as of eleven o'clock, the registration for the cross talk competition area will be over, anyway, if you don't say it well, you will be eliminated, and we won't lose anything, on the contrary, as long as we sign up, they will be the ones who are uncomfortable!" ”

Yao Jiancai suddenly slapped the table, "Then what the hell are you waiting for!" ”

"Walking, brother!"

"Walking, brother!"

Yao Jiancai got dressed, and Zhang Ye went to wash his face.

The two of them tossed their outfits, went downstairs and went straight to the CCTV registration location!

……

It's past nine o'clock.

A small square, which is the third registration point for this year's National Cross Talk Sketch Competition.

There is a big shed on the square, surrounded by banners of the contest and photos of more than a dozen judges and stars, but there is no one on the venue, and some staff are busy there, because the registration deadline for the cross talk competition area is about to arrive, and the competition in the sketch competition area will be held in a few days, and the deadline is still early, and the registration area of the cross talk competition area has already been registered, so the empty registration point is that there are three or five people queuing up to fill out the form.

"It's a big game this year."

"yes, I heard that there are mysterious stars to help."

"Not only that, there are some cross talk actors who have long been famous and are said to have come to participate this time, alas, isn't this not leaving us a way to live, and I don't expect to enter the knockout round."

"Sign up first, the eyes of the whole country are paying attention to this event, it's good if we can go up and show our faces, don't expect too much."

A few people who signed up are talking to me.

Some passers-by around saw the sign of the registration point, and they also discussed, this cross talk sketch contest has indeed gathered countless eyes across the country, and many TV dramas and variety shows generally don't like to be on the schedule during this time period every year, because they will meet the national cross talk sketch contest to share the ratings, and it can also be seen from here that the popularity of this annual contest is dù!

Roadside.

A BMW stopped.

Seven or eight staff members took care of the last few forms, looked at the tables, and they were all ready to close the stalls.

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Ye went up wearing sunglasses.

The female staff member looked up, "You sign up?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, give me a form." ”

Yao Jiancai also followed closely behind, "I'll have one too!" ”

The female staff member sighed and handed them two forms, "You guys are a group to sign up, right?" Hurry up, we're going to close soon, hurry up. ”

Zhang Ye began to fill in the form, he wrote quickly, and it was filled in in a minute, "Okay." ”

The female staff took a look.

Name: Zhang Ye?

Workplace...... Not?

Previous jobs...... Announcer? Compere? Musicians? People's teachers?

The female staff member screamed in hindsight, "Ah! ”

The colleagues next to him heard it and came over, "What's the matter, Xiao Wang?" ”

"Look!" The female staff gave them the form.

Several people took a look at it in confusion, and they all had richer expressions than the other, and several eyes fell on the young man's face in amazement, "You...... Are you Teacher Zhang Ye? ”

Yao Jiancai also put the form over at this time.

The staff was stunned again, "Are you Teacher Yao?" ”

No way!

No way!

No way!

Several staff members scolded three times in their hearts!

Aren't these two stars who have just been on the list of bad artists banned! It's already forbidden to broadcast their show! Why did these two plague gods come to us??

Zhang Ye urged: "Hurry up and give us the preliminaries card." ”

A person in charge wiped his sweat and said, "This, wait a minute, wait a minute." He couldn't be the master, so he quickly found a place where no one was there and called the leader and asked his superiors.

After receiving the call, one of the leaders of CCTV in charge of this matter was also dumbfounded, "What? Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are going to participate in the cross talk competition? Are you sure you're not mistaken? One of these two people is a host and the other is an actor, what kind of national cross talk contest do they participate in! Isn't this the right lip for the horse's mouth! ”

The man said: "But they have already filled out the registration form, or they won't accept their registration?" ”

The leader said, "What reason is not to accept the registration?" ”

The man said, "I don't know." ”

The leader said, "Wait a minute, I also have to ask the above for instructions!" ”

At this moment, the column group responsible for the cross talk sketch contest within CCTV spread the amazing news, and then everyone had a feeling, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, where is your mother here to participate in the competition, this is obviously to give them CCTV 11 sets to make trouble!

Pick up?

But how can their program be broadcast!

Don't answer?

But what's the reason not to take it? They didn't break the law and they weren't fugitives! Other people's applications have been accepted, what reason is there not to accept both of them?

What a headache!

Eggs - it hurts!

……

On-site registration point.

Zhang Ye said angrily: "What did I say, what are you doing? ”

Yao Jiancai glared and said, "Isn't it different?" Sign us up! ”

"It's grinding and chirping to sign up for a name, what kind of work style and attitude do you have?" Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, you say a word, I say a word.

The staff were on the verge of crying.

A short time later, a call from above came.

The person in charge breathed a sigh of relief, "I'm sorry to keep the two teachers waiting for a long time, there was a bit of a malfunction in the computer just now, and I will send you two preliminaries cards immediately." ”

The formalities are done.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai drove away satisfied.

In the car, Yao Jiancai said: "Tomorrow is the preliminaries, and there is not much time for us to prepare." ”

Zhang Ye hummed a little song very relaxed, "It's okay, this little time is enough, let's go back to a pair of words, run in, and cooperate." ”

"Okay, haha, we're not big stars, I didn't expect to come to the draft one day, don't say, I'm still a little excited!" Yao Jiancai was eager to try.

Zhang Ye smiled: "I've been holding back for many days, this time, it's time for the two of us to fight back!" ”