Chapter 253: Bubble Girl's Trick
Early in the morning of the second day, Xie Yichen really beat the gong and drum and went to the mansion outside the king, riding a high-headed horse along the way, with a big red silk tie, it didn't look like he was going to ask for a kiss, but like a champion with the title of the gold list, followed by Zhu Yifei and the little monk on both sides, Ziyang was invited to eat and drink by Pi County, and he didn't come back all night, but the old man Xie ordered someone to set up forty-eight dowries early, all of which were rare things of real money and silver, and begged Zhu Yifei and the little monk to look left and right, and then put his mind at ease. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Blowing and blowing along the way from the north of the city to the east of the city, the servants of the palace had already seen Xie Yichen's figure, and after secretly snorting, they shook their heads and sighed to report.
When he came to the door, he saw that the gate of the palace was closed, and he looked like he was rejecting people thousands of miles away, Xie Yichen jumped off the horse indifferently, and went to call the door with two small servants, but no one came out to greet him.
"What's so difficult about this" Zhu Yifei smiled and blew on the vermilion gate, and a gust of demonic wind suddenly broke out of the ground, rushing in from the crack in the door, and after taking off the wooden bolt, the door slowly opened.
Xie Yichen looked back and gave a thumbs up, then walked in with a big thorn, and just crossed the corridor and entered the door of the main courtyard, he saw a cold-faced man in purple hurriedly walking out, and with a group of domestic servants he couldn't help but stop in front of Xie Yichen, and said angrily: "This is to break into my palace."
"That Wang Sanlang, I'm here to ask for a kiss," Xie Yichen bowed and saluted.
"Asking for a kiss? Hmph, our Wang family can't afford to climb high" The man in purple looked at Xie Yichen, if his eyes could turn into scissors, he could tear him to pieces in minutes.
"Don't mind, it was not my brother-in-law before, but now my brother-in-law is here to apologize" Xie Yichen's self-cooked kung fu has always been good, and the exchange of such two sentences has begun to call himself brother-in-law.
"Brother-in-law? Our Wang family doesn't know you as a wordless and untrustworthy person, you have escaped from marriage three times before, what's the matter, you still want to insult my Wang family for the fourth time? The man in purple said coldly.
"Don't mind, brother-in-law, I'm really here to apologize today, really, it was mine before, but for the sake of the two of us growing up together, you just let me go in and make it clear" Xie Yichen was a little impatient.
"Hmph, our Wang family and your Xie family can't understand from now on, come on, get me out" The man in purple waved his long sleeves, and those servants instantly swarmed up, and the broom and dustpan were thrown wildly, Zhu Yifei and the little monk hurriedly withdrew from the door and hid at the base of the wall.
"Don't mind, Sangouzi, San'ertou Bazi, Wang Sanlang, you really do it, third brother, third brother, third brother, don't beat your brother-in-law, oops, oops, my head ......." Xie Yichen withdrew from the broom flying in the sky, wailing and begging for mercy.
Suddenly, those daunting farm weapons finally stopped beckoning him, and the scarlet gate slammed shut, and even the sound of the bolt was extremely earth-shattering.
Zhu Yifei and the little monk looked at Xie Yichen, who was well-dressed when he went out, and suddenly became a very down-to-earth beggar, and at the same time couldn't help laughing.
"Senior sister, if you don't help, why are you still laughing at me" Xie Yichen glanced at the servants who were carrying the dowry and tried their best to hold back the laughter, and roared angrily, "What are you laughing at, if you don't ask for a marriage today, you will sleep on the stone steps of the palace."
Seeing that Xie Yichen looked like he had confessed his truth, Zhu Yifei also smiled and comforted: "The palace is to save face, you are just going back with a flamboyant appearance now, and come back tomorrow, so three times, it can be regarded as saving the face lost before for the palace."
"Really?" Xie Yichen rubbed a bruise on his forehead.
"Of course that's the case, in fact, the saddest thing now is not my brother and parents, but your wife" On the way back, Zhu Yifei sighed.
"How so?" Xie Yichen was confused again.
"You kid says that he is shrewd and shrewd, but in fact he is confused, you have escaped three marriages before, how can Miss Wang not be disgusted in her heart? Maybe everything her father and brother did was because of her instructions," Zhu Yifei said with a smile.
"Senior sister, how do you know so clearly" Xie Yichen was a little admired.
"Of course, there is nothing I don't know about your senior sister" was put on a high hat, and Zhu Yifei was also very happy.
"Demon girl, he's not your junior brother yet," the little monk reminded in time.
Rub, if you are really led astray by this kid, it seems that you need to = be cautious in the future in the title, otherwise, when you entangle Ziyang, you will bite yourself back.
"What then? Could it be that I am going to climb the wall again to say something confidant to coax her? Xie Yichen said.
"Hey, you're so smart, you just want to take a salary from the bottom of the kettle," Zhu Yifei said with a wicked smile.
"Senior sister, what plan do you have?" As soon as he saw her like this, Xie Yichen suddenly came to his senses.
"Of course there is, the face of this palace, we have to give enough, but the front must be attacked, and the rear must be outflanked, so that the ultimate goal can be answered, of course, the stunt of the pickle girl must also be learned" Zhu Yifei said.
"Senior sister, what do you mean?"
"The consciousness is that you not only have to ask for marriage for three days in a row, but also make small moves at night" until the young lady of the Wang family voluntarily marries and persuades her father and brother to marry you.
"It's a good idea, what kind of pickle girl stunt, where can I learn it?" Xie Yichen asked.
"Far away in the sky, close in front of you" Zhu Yifei had a hippie smile on her face, with a look of pride.
"Daoist Ziyang?" Xie Yichen's eyes lit up.
"He was born with a flirtatious look, how can he be like this"
"That's Master Smarttong?" Xie Yichen turned his head to look at the little monk who was sitting on a horse eating dried sweet potatoes, a little dazed.
"It's me, I, I, your IQ is really sad," Zhu Yifei raised his thumb and pointed at his nose.
"Senior sister, you are a woman" Xie Yichen pouted, a little disgusted.
"Yes, it's because I'm a woman that I know women better, you, just do it according to my plan, it's always right, forget your cousin?" Zhu Yifei said.
"Hey, don't mention it, I know that the fifth sister and my cousin conspired to kill my father, my mother was heartbroken by this, but in the end he was buried in my uncle's mausoleum.
"Don't worry, God will give people the justice they deserve," Zhu Yifei patted him on the shoulder.
The group returned to Xie Mansion along the street, and many people pointed and talked along the way, Xie Yichen seemed to have no skin and no face, waving his hands in embarrassment, responding to the enthusiasm of the neighbors.
Of course, this is also her instruction, presumably with such fanfare, the headlines of Chengwu H County tomorrow will not be a problem, and it can be regarded as giving the palace a step.
In the evening, Ziyang was invited by Master Xie as soon as he came back, and after dinner, seeing that it was still early, Zhu Yifei talked about some things that need to be paid attention to when picking up girls, and forced him to make up a few modern romantic poems, especially Xu Zhimo's "Farewell to Kangqiao", after changing it, it evolved a few practical scenes, and finally taught Xie Yichen, so he sent him to bathe and change clothes.
After a while, the sky was completely dark, according to modern time, it should be between half past seven and eight o'clock, Xie Yichen was dressed in white, his long hair was half tied up in a white jade crown, and his two strands of sideburns were scattered, which made his handsome facial features more and more distinctive temperament.
"Senior sister, what do you think of this dress?" Xie Yichen trotted all the way over, holding a folding fan, panting.
"Look at you, you've all said it, you have to pay attention to your temperament, how calm you are, and who made you laugh so happily, you have to be melancholy, do you understand melancholy?" Zhu Yifei stood under the porch and nibbled on pears and reprimanded.
"I don't understand" Xie Yichen frowned ignorantly, changed several expressions, and all of them were passed.
"Like this, look at it" Zhu Yifei rolled her eyes, stuffed the half-eaten pear into the little monk's hand, walked out of the shadow under the corridor, stood in the bright light, and looked at a flower bed with a side face, the tips of her eyebrows seemed to be frowning, her eyes seemed to be crying, and her quiet face was flickering with a little fluttering candlelight, looking extremely depressed and full of melancholy.
"No, senior sister, it's too difficult for you, I can't learn" Xie Yichen was puzzled.
"Think about it, if there is anything sad," Zhu Yifei said speechlessly.
"Sad things? No" Xie Yichen worked hard for a while, but could only shake his head helplessly.
"The Depressed Thing"
"That is, the master is unwilling to teach me spells," Xie Yichen replied extremely quickly this time.
"Yes, you think about it, hey, it's not a dejected look, you have to look up, yes, hey, it's not, don't bow your head, hold your chest high..... Aren't you stupid........"
The little monk looked at Xie Yichen, who was finally destroyed by Zhu Yifei into a melancholy temperament, and couldn't help but put on the same look, sighed, nibbled on a pear and said: "Gently, I'm leaving, just as I come gently, whether you love it or not, you can't change it, you are the most tempting plate in the kitchen, boiled cabbage ......"
"Go, don't make a mess, you will know how to eat" Zhu Yifei raised her hand and patted it on the little monk's bald head, and there was a numbing pain in her palm, which made her can't help but shake it, she really can't understand what kind of structure this little bald head is, it can be so hard.
The transformed Xie Yichen really has the temperament of a poet, and Zhu Yifei said to the little monk: "I'll take him to pick up girls, you look after the house"
"Why, I'm going too," the little monk threw away the pear in his hand and said dissatisfied.
"You're going? Will you escape?" asked rhetorically and sent two nostrils, and successfully saw the little monk's flushed face: "Good, you watch it well at home, in case Ziyang comes to ask about me, you say that I am asleep, we will come back immediately and bring you red bean cake to eat"
"Oh, well, you guys come back quickly" The little monk was furious, in his worldview, there was nothing that could not be solved by a plate of red bean cakes.
Zhu Yifei smiled, grabbed Xie Yichen's shoulders and instantly drilled into the ground, and fled towards the backyard of the palace.