【101】Looking forward to the relic, the chimpanzee of the neurotic disease

Three kowtows and nine bows, five bodies to the ground, three steps and one small kneeling, the way the chimpanzees kneel is very weird, a bit like the clan etiquette of a mysterious family.

The chimpanzees knelt down for half an hour, and Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson also followed, watching them for half an hour.

Half an hour later, the chimpanzees began to disband and began to go home separately and prepare food for dinner.

Li Xiaowu looked at the chimpanzees who left, and he was even more puzzled, because since these chimpanzees are the same as humans, they are monogamous, and they also live separately as a family.

There were a total of six chimpanzees who went out to fight just now, but there were as many as eighteen chimpanzees in the valley, including the six chimpanzees.

What Li Xiaoxiao can't understand now is why these chimpanzees didn't go out to help when he was fighting with the Tyrannosaurus Rex just now?

After the bowing ceremony, the young chimpanzee and the two adult chimpanzees returned with a large piece of raw meat and tore it into four pieces, ready to invite Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson to have dinner with them.

looked at the chimpanzee and the large piece of dinosaur meat in front of him, Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson were directly stunned.

Nima's, eat fruit Lao Tzu put up with you, but is this dirty piece of meat a food that people eat?

I thought so, but in order to get that mysterious thing, Li Xiaowu finally took the black sword and cut two pieces of flesh from above.

Then directly use the fire dragon fist to roast the meat pieces, then add some seasoning, and eat it slowly with little Tyson.

Seeing Li Xiaoguo, he clenched his fist hard, and he was able to make a fire, and the three chimpanzees immediately dropped the piece of meat in their hands, followed Li Xiaoxiao's appearance, and clenched their fists hard for a long time.

However, it is clear that they have not learned Fire Dragon Fist, and they have not succeeded in making fire.

After eating his own dinner, the young chimpanzee shook hands and shouted to Li Xiaowu, Godman, how did you get this fire, can you teach me, I feel very powerful, I really want to learn.

Li Xiaowu took out a tissue, wiped his mouth, and then helped little Tyson wipe his mouth, and then said with a smile on his face, "What you have on your hands, what you have on your body, and everything on your body is not allowed for you to learn this thing." ”

The young chimpanzee looked at his body, the dense black hair, and then thought about what he would look like after using the Fire Dragon Fist, and then hurriedly shouted with a frightened face

I don't want to learn it, it's too dangerous to catch fire, and if I burn my hair, I'll become a bald orangutan, which is unacceptable.

Li Xiaowu nodded with a smile, and then asked the chimpanzee, "By the way, what did you say about the things left by that person, can you bring them to me now?" ”

Hearing Li Xiaowu's words, the young chimpanzee shook his head, nodded again, and then shook his head, making Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson almost have the urge to copy the guy.

"You shook your head and nodded, nodded and shook your head, is it okay or not?" Li Xiaowu looked at the young chimpanzee and asked with a slight displeasure.

The young chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaowu and shouted helplessly It's not that I don't want to show you, but I can't get that thing now, and that thing is in the place where we used to live.

But now that place has been occupied by a giant python, we have no way to go in and bring you what it left behind, so if you want it, you will probably have to go and get it yourself.

Li Xiaowu glanced at the young chimpanzee with disdain, and then said with slight displeasure, "You are such a big man, do you still need to be afraid of a big python?" Are you kidding me? ”

The young chimpanzee looked at his mother, then at Li Xiaowu, and shouted with a serious face My mother didn't speak, how could she tease you, and the big python is really big.

Li Xiaowu touched Little Tyson's hair, and said with a smile on his face, "Little Tyson, you go back to watch TV first, Dad go and see how big the python they said is, if it's not very big, Dad will get it back and make snake soup for you to eat."

"Okay, be safe yourself, goodbye Dad." Little Tyson looked at Li Xiaowu and nodded, and then replied with a smile on his face.

Li Xiaowu stretched out his hand to put little Tyson into the space, and then asked the young chimpanzee, "Where is that place, I'll go over and see if I can get that thing in my hands smoothly." ”

The young chimpanzee looked at Li Xiaoxiao, made the same action as Li Xiaowu just now, and then shouted with an incredible face, God, where is that child, where is that child, gone, gone, since it is gone, it is amazing.

Li Xiaowu looked at the nervous chimpanzee in front of him, and said with a speechless face, "Don't care where my child is, you can take me quickly, where you used to live, I need to get that thing quickly." ”

Wow, the young chimpanzee looked behind Li Xiaoxiao, and then looked at it here and there, and then pointed at Li Xiaowu and shouted with an incredible face, God, since you have eaten your own child, you are too inhuman.

Li Xiaowu stretched out his hand to get out little Tyson, and then roared at the young chimpanzee, "Are you bothered, Lao Tzu asked you to take me there, where you lived before, don't talk to Lao Tzu about this, can you have some or not?" ”

The young chimpanzee looked at little Tyson, his face was incredible, and he danced and shouted, Oh my God, it's amazing, what kind of magic is this, it's amazing, can you teach me?

Li Xiaowu sat on the ground with little Tyson in his arms, and then said with a speechless face, "Little guy dad now, I have the urge to kill this neuropath, chimpanzee, you wait and remember to stop Dad, don't let Dad really kill it." ”

"Dad, didn't you let me go back to watch TV, why did you let me out again?

Hey, why does this chimpanzee look like this, did it see a ghost, or did a ghost see it" Little Tyson looked at the chimpanzee, then at Li Xiaowu, and then asked with a puzzled expression.

Rubbing little Tyson's hair, Li Xiaowu said with a painful face, "This chimpanzee is either a curious baby, or a neuropath, just now Dad took you back, since he asked Dad, why did he eat you."

Now Dad has released you, and he asked me if I know how to do spells, can I teach it, and keeps saying that it's amazing, little Tyson, do you want Dad to kill you, this neurotic chimpanzee? ”

Little Tyson shook his head with a wry smile, and then whined at the chimpanzee, and then the young chimpanzee looked at little Tyson with a look of incredulity like a nervous disorder, and asked him what he could say in their family's old language.

Looking at the young chimpanzee in front of him, Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson glanced at each other, and then pointed at the chimpanzee together and scolded, "This goods are sent to Qingshan, and it is estimated that they will not be saved, and they are severely neurotic." ”

(Po Sing Shek Academy)