[57] I am a broom, the Emperor

The Creator is right, and garbage will have its use.

The Jade Emperor walked in front of the broom star, helped straighten the broom star's clothes, and said with a smile on his face; "Broom Star, when I allowed you to be an immortal, I believed that my vision was right.

I was disappointed by your performance in the past, but your performance today let me know that my choice was not wrong, others may die if they stay here, but you have a way to live if you stay here.

Remember, you are the broom star, an immortal who can make anyone unlucky, so you have to use your bad luck to make all enemies unlucky, and use your bad luck to protect yourself know?

We will never forget you, I hope we can see you again after the war, hold on well, remember to survive, hear it, survive.... ”

"Hahaha.... Why are you so sad, who is my broom star, I'm an unlucky person who even offends Taishang Laojun, so you can go with confidence, I will wait here for you to come back.

Let's go, let's go, one of them makes it seem like parting with life and death, let's go, by the way, Erlang God, you kid be careful, don't go down and be beaten by my brother again, hahaha... The broom star waved at the gods and said with a smile.

After the gods and immortals nodded at the broom star, they all jumped down one after another towards the passage opened by Taishang Laojun, and then disappeared one after another in front of the broom star.

Tai Bai Xing was the last to go, and before parting, Tai Bai Xing looked at the broom star and said with a wry smile on his face; "Take care, I hope we can meet again, and I'll bring it to the host for you."

"Let's go, let's go, it's all verbose, it's already an old man, and if it's long-winded, it's a bad old man." The broom star waved his hand and said impatiently at the Tai Bai Xing.

Tai Bai Xing threw a pack of cigarettes from his body to the broom star, and then said with a funny face; "Didn't you say that you always want the blood host to smoke, give you a pack of cigarettes, stole from the host last time, take care."

The celestial realm is not allowed to be close to women, it is not allowed to drink and meat, it is not allowed to have too many emotions, and of course smoking is also prohibited, but at this time, there is only one person left in the celestial realm, the broom star, so it doesn't matter.

"Slow down and don't send it away, I hope we will have a chance to meet again in the future, goodbye." After the broom star took out a cigarette and lit one, he looked at Tai Bai Xing and said with a smile on his face.

Tai Bai Xing turned around and jumped down the passage, without looking back; "Take care, if we can meet again, I will never dislike you again like I used to,..........。"

It's gone, it's all gone, it's all gone.

Hahaha

Looking at the disappearing passage, the broom star walked to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, where the Jade Emperor often sits, sat on it, and then took a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a smile like an old rascal; "I'm going to go, I can't imagine that I have a broom star, since there is such a day as presiding over the heavenly realm.

Hahahaha...... Heaven and earth are my own, all the immortals please rise, I am a broom to the earth, you don't hurry up to ask for a meeting. ”

Although the broom star shouted excitedly, it was a pity that he was alone in the heavenly realm at this time, and there was no one else who could respond to him, so after shouting two words, the broom star was not interested.

Lying on the throne of the Jade Emperor, the broom star held a cigarette in one hand and a wine jug in the other, and said helplessly; "It's so boring, it's so hard to wait for death, who will accompany Emperor Ben.

At this time, it would be nice if the host's little rascal was there, although that guy is often every type, but he has an appetite with me, although he always bargains and argues with him, but he is really happy, right system.... ”

Throwing away the wine glass, the broom star walked in front of the system with a cigarette in his mouth, and shouted with a smile on his face; "Ahem, cough, cough.... Host host, I'm the broom emperor who just ascended the throne, won't you bless me? ”

Didi .......; Who are you, aren't you Erlang God, you bastard, why are you blocking my teleportation, do you know that I can't go up now, and my hair is already gray?

The broom star directly opened the video screen to talk, and said with a look of contempt; "Host, I despise you, do you think I don't know if you don't want to come up, although the teleportation port above has been unloaded, but with the power of your god king, you can completely open the passage from below.

And be careful, the Jade Emperor and they have already gone down, if nothing else, it will probably be at your house in a few days, the host Jade Emperor is the God King, and you are also the God King, so remember not to let him take care of things anymore, you know no. ”

"Hey,, it's you, broom star, when will you change into the general's robe, it's not bad."

"Wait, what are you talking about, you said that the Jade Emperor and they all came down, fuck your uncle, didn't they come down to make trouble for me, I have gathered here in the mortal realm and the demon realm, they want to come to me to start a war."

Broom Star, tell me what the hell is going on, right? Li Xiaowu took the system that turned into a tablet, looked at the broom star with a cigarette in it, and said with a shocked face.

coquettishly cut his hairstyle, and the broom star held the system in the Lingxiao Palace, walking around, while smiling at Li Xiaowu; "Host, you have been the leader of the mortal realm, and I have also been the leader of the heavenly realm.

See, Nuoda's Heavenly Realm, Nuoda's Lingxiao Palace, are all my broom stars who have the final say, by the way, don't call me a broom star, I'm now called the Broom Emperor, the emperor with the highest status in the Seven Realms, hahaha, come and bless me. ”

"Say, what did you kid do to let the Jade Emperor be left alone in the heavenly realm."

"Did you peek at the Seven Fairies taking a bath, or peeked at the Queen Mother changing her clothes, or went to steal the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor live broadcast, hehe..." Li Xiaowu lit a cigarette, held the tablet to the broom star, and said with a smile.

Puff puff...... The broom squirted out a sip of wine, and then looked at Li Xiaowu with a look of contempt; "Roll the stove, am I such a superficial person, am I good to be a great man this time.

I am the sacrifice who voluntarily chose to stay for the sake of the Jade Emperor and them, by the way, now I am alone in the heavenly realm, so I am going to proclaim myself the emperor, so you have to call me the broom emperor, and you know that there are no ignorant mortals. ”

"I'll crop the picture now, record the video, and then show it to the Jade Emperor and them, and see how they clean you up then, where did you get the cigarettes?" Li Xiaowu looked at the broom star that looked like 250, and joked with a funny face.

(End of chapter)