If you had just finished eating delicious food, and you were content to sit on the comfortable sofa and touch your belly, thinking about bringing 10 or 11 servings of food back to school, and a girl you only met today pounced on you without warning, how would you react?

What if this girl looks good?

I don't know how others will react, anyway, Su Ye is reluctant to slap the other party aside like a fly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But then again, a teenager whose body has been strengthened by internal force is very fast, both in reaction and skill.

Facing Wang Ke who pounced, Su Ye took his heel as the center of the circle, and as soon as his waist was forced, he flashed behind the girl.

Wang Ke only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and the figure of the young man disappeared, and seeing that he was about to fall into the air, a strong arm suddenly appeared under him, supporting his waist.

With a "poof", the girl fell into the soft sofa, looking at Su Ye stupidly, not knowing why the boy could suddenly disappear and then appear behind him.

However, it seems that he has been saved by a hero again?

Such a thought flashed through Wang Ke's mind, looking at Su Ye's delicate face that was very close to her because she was holding her waist, the girl's heart slowed down slightly, and the ghost kissed Su Ye's lips.

Seeing that he was about to be kissed, the sound of the keyhole turning suddenly came from the safety door of the house. Su Ye looked at it vigilantly, only to hear a "creak", and the door was vigorously opened, allowing the young man to see the person who opened the door-

"How are you?" Su Ye asked in surprise.

"Why isn't it me!" A rough male voice with a slight air leak came from outside the door, revealing a familiar bald head outside the door, who was beaten all over the ground by Su Ye not long ago!?

I saw that the door of the idiot was not closed, and he swaggered into the room, and said to the young man who still put his hand on the girl's waist: "Go on!" Go on! Let me see what you're going to do next, you dogs, men and women. ”

"Keep your mouth clean! There is nothing between us! Also, it's just someone else's home, please go out! Su Ye said with a frown.

"Hahahaha, someone else's home?" The bald idiot seemed to have heard something interesting, and laughed, "This is Lao Tzu's home!" The woman you are holding in your arms is Lao Tzu's wife, okay! ”

"Huh?" Su Ye is stupid, what the hell? Did you hear it wrong or did the world get too fast? said that the subway idiot flirted with the woman of a good family, and he stepped forward to save the beauty as a hero, how could a woman from a good family become the wife of a subway idiot after a meal?

"I'm sorry......" Su Ye was still stunned, the girl in her arms reached out and pushed him aside, and said embarrassedly: "You are a good person, but I am not." ”

The girl said apologetically, then got up from the sofa, walked to the bald man's side, hugged the other party's shoulders and said in an operatic exaggerated aria: "Hui Bing! Listen to me! This man forced me! ”

A bolt of lightning flashed behind Su Ye's head, and the young man suddenly realized. From the scene on the subway to the bald idiot opening the door and coming in, the strange details in the middle that he had not noticed were replayed in Su Ye's powerful memory.

The thing is obvious, Su Ye has encountered the legendary immortal jump!

first directed a scene of heroes saving beauty in the subway, and then used the excuse of being afraid to send Wang Ke home, and then pretended to be in love and prepared to make a personal promise, and at the critical moment, the bald idiot stepped forward and came out with a scene of catching rape in bed! At this point, Su Ye has nothing to say, there is only one question that he wants to ask very much, who wrote the script?

At this time, Wang Ke's various strangeness had a reason.

If it is said that after experiencing the things on the subway, Wang Ke was a little scared and asked Su Ye to escort her home, this kind of thing is reasonable, then the behavior of taking Su Ye around the downstairs for three circles definitely does not make sense for a road idiot, after all, the road idiot can't find his own home across the street, and it is also a rare species.

After being sent downstairs, he deliberately coaxed Su Ye upstairs with ambiguous words, and specially made pasta for Su Ye to eat, and when the time agreed with the bald idiot was about to come, he pounced on Su Ye's body again, creating an ambiguous scene.

If you think about it, the two toothbrushes on the sink actually prove something......

It turns out that after the hero saves the beauty, the beauty is so moved that the things that can only happen in TV series and novels, if you think you are the protagonist of life, life will teach you what is called cruel reality.

But then again, a woman who can cook such a beautiful dish is actually engaged in "fairy jumping", what is wrong with this kind of intelligence? Why does it have to be used to deceive people? Su Ye glanced at Wang Ke with an angry look.

The young man's eyes were seen by the bald idiot, and he mistakenly thought that Su Ye was in love with Wang Ke, so he waved his big hand and said, "Stinky boy, where are your dog eyes looking?" I'll gouge out your eyes if you look at it again!! Now what else do you have to say? If you don't pay three or four hundred thousand today, Lao Tzu won't be called Ku Huibing! ”

"Looks like you still haven't learned your lesson!" Su Ye looked at the idiot Han Hui Bing contemptuously, and said with a smile.

"Hmph, you don't see the Yellow River, you don't die, you don't cry if you don't see the coffin, right? I'm leaving you on the subway! Ku Huibing noticed that the boy was looking at his lost tooth pointedly, and the faint pain in his gums reminded him of his previous fiasco in the subway. But it doesn't matter, Lao Tzu has brothers now!

I saw Ku Huibing clapping his palms, and five or six bald men wearing vests and tattoos on their shoulders and arms poured in from outside the door one after another.

Well, it turned out to be a criminal gang of the nature of the Gang Society? But then again, although it's not too cold in the corridor, but you are still wearing such thin clothes so late in autumn, aren't people in the dark club afraid of catching a cold?

"Humph! Stinky boy! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Lang, forcibly breaking into a house to molest a woman from a good family, what should he be guilty of? Seeing his brothers surrounding Su Ye, Ku Huibing completely relieved his heart, and said with his leaky teeth proudly.

"Break his dog's leg!" Little Brother Jia sneered and stared at the young man's feet.

"Chop off his paws!" Little Brother B looked at Su Ye's hand with bad intentions.

"Burst his chrysanthemum!" The little brother C drooled, eager to pounce on the boy.

"Break his teeth!" Little Brother Ding said.

"Huh?" Ku Huibing just had his teeth knocked out by Su Ye today, didn't the little brother Ding's words sprinkle salt on his wounds?

Under the gaze of the boss and a few friends, the younger brother Ding showed a simple smile. He couldn't think of how else to engage Su Ye, what else could he do if the chrysanthemums were blown up?

"Hahaha......" Facing the farce in front of him, Su Ye laughed again and again, and then said: "Mortal, you don't know anything about power!" ”