Although the bastard is cold as an elder brother, he still has at least the most basic politeness.

This little Wang Ba is not good, I, the grandfather of Dangzeng, have come to beg him in such a low voice, since he is indifferent, he is too ruthless and indifferent, hey.

Li Xiaotian looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a look of contempt; "Stinky boy, I, who should be a grandfather, have come to beg you in such a low voice, what else do you want??"

"It's not that I don't want to borrow your soldiers, it's that I can't borrow your soldiers at all."

"What are you borrowing soldiers for, you took soldiers to attack the immortals who came down from the heavenly realm, my grandfather Zeng, my Treasure of Growth, alas, what time is it now, you still have time to find hatred here.

Look at this thing, a monster the size of a stick country, it's coming over soon, and you're really wide. Li Xiaoxiao handed the recorded video to Li Xiaotian to see, and then said speechlessly.

Taking Li Xiaoxiao's mobile phone, Li Xiaotian looked at the monster on the video screen and said with a wry smile; "Hey, I wanted to live a few hundred more years, but it seems that I can't live this time, the catastrophe millions of years ago, since it came again, hey."

"Oh, no, isn't that Grandpa Zeng only a few hundred years old, how do you know about millions of years?" Hearing Li Xiaotian's sigh, Li Xiaowu looked at Li Xiaotian and asked with a puzzled expression.

Li Xiaotian patted Li Xiaoxiao's shoulder and said mysteriously; "I'm a special being, I started the memories of my past life when I was ten years old, and then hid and practiced frantically.

Later, because I was preparing for a real retirement, I went to my wife to give birth to a son when I was a few hundred years old, and then after a hundred years of my wife, I quietly left Hongchen alone.

Little guy, look at my cynical appearance, can you guess who I was in my previous lifeNo, you can't guess it, hahaha... ”

"If you can cultivate until you are a few hundred years old without asking about Hongchen, you must have been a monk in your previous life, you have been eating fruits since you came back, and your previous life is ** inseparable from ten monkeys.

In addition, judging from the fact that you have always wanted my soldiers to attack the Jade Emperor, it seems that you had a great relationship with them in your previous life, and it is okay to say that you are enemies.

became a monk, still a monkey, and had an enmity with the Jade Emperor, plus your cynical attitude towards life, presumably your previous life was the monkey surnamed Sun on Huaguo Mountain. Li Xiaowu looked at Li Xiaotian and said with a smile on his face.

Li Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Xiaowu and said with an incredible face; "Oh my God, how do you know, it stands to reason that you shouldn't have guessed that I meant a monkey when you think of a beautiful man like me?"

"Dear Grandpa Zeng, you still have a wrap of bananas in your hand, is it really hard to guess if you are a monkey?" Li Xiaowu pointed to the banana in Li Xiaotian's arms and said speechlessly.

After handing the banana to Li Tianyun, Li Xiaotian looked at Li Xiaowu and said with murderous intent; "Do you know why I hate the Jade Emperor so much, do you know how I died in my last life?"

"I don't know, don't you tell me where I know?" Li Xiaowu looked at Li Xiaotian, shook his head, and said speechlessly.

"In the last life, I was a stone monkey that jumped out of the stone, and became the king of the mountain in Huaguo Mountain, and then went to the Bodhi ancestor to apprentice for a period of time, and then because the life was the star of disaster, so I was expelled from the division.

After being driven down the mountain by Bodhi Ancestor, I continued to return to Huaguo Mountain to be my mountain king quietly, drinking pure mountain springs, eating the fruits of mountains and wilderness, and sleeping on the stone bed of water curtain D.

It's just that this good day didn't last long, that day I went to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to ask the old dragon king for weapons, and after some selection, I finally took the old dragon king's artifact, the Dinghai Divine Needle.

Before taking it away, the old dragon king guy also said to give it to me, who knew that the old bastard who was in danger of Y, since after I left, ran to the heavenly court to sue me, saying that I forcibly snatched his Dinghai Divine Needle.

The Jade Emperor received a complaint from the old dragon king, and felt that I had no king's law and did not take the rules of heaven in my eyes, so he sent the heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest me, and I didn't understand why they came to arrest me for no reason, so I fought with them.

We won the first battle against the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, and in the second battle against the Four Heavenly Kings, although we won, we lost a lot of monkeys and monkeys, and in the third battle against Nezha, I still won.

In the fourth game, Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, won by luck, and after the fourth game was promised, the Jade Emperor sent someone down to call him to be an official, and at that time I was thinking about how it could not be compared to being in the sky on the earth, so I went to the sky.

Unexpectedly, the official position given to me by the Jade Emperor is Bi Ma Wen, which is the so-called shovel officer, who is responsible for raising heavenly horses, sweeping horse manure, feeding horses, and taking horses around.

This incident was already enough to make me angry, and what made me even more angry was that the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Society, the Four Heavenly Kings, Nezha, and Erlang God Yang Jian, all of my defeated generals received invitations, but only I, a person with strong martial arts, did not receive the invitation.

At that time, I stole the elixir of Taishang Laojun in a fit of anger, smashed the Queen Mother's peach club, fixed the seven fairies to steal the peach, and then returned to Huaguo Mountain.

After returning to Huaguo Mountain, the Jade Emperor once again filmed a large number of people to arrest me, and my people at the beginning were defeated, but later they failed to escape the magic weapon of Taishang Laojun and were caught.

But even if I was caught by them, they couldn't do anything about me, because I was nourished by heaven and earth, and I was born with an invulnerable body, so they finally had to come up with an S idea and send me to Taishang Laojun to practice the elixir.

What's funny is that Taishang Laojun not only didn't train me into an elixir, but instead trained me with a bunch of fiery eyes, and later I also knocked over his furnace, stole many of his elixirs, and then ran to fight the Jade Emperor.

At that time, I was also young and ignorant, since I didn't know that it was not too late for the gentleman to take revenge for ten years, I went to the Jade Emperor to fight with them that day, but I was slapped on the ground by the Buddha, and then I was pressed by Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years.

Five hundred years later, I was rescued by Tang Seng, and then followed Tang Seng on the road to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, during which I had more or less contact with the Jade Emperor, and the relationship gradually improved.

But who would have thought that they were a group of dark hypocrites, since they sold my whereabouts to the demons, and caused me to be in the galaxy, I was chased by the demons frantically, and finally had to escape back to the earth and reincarnate as a human being.

My good great-grandson, you now know Grandpa Zeng, why do you hate the Jade Emperor so much? Li Xiaotian looked at Li Xiaowu and talked about his past with a face full of vicissitudes.